#headcanon

[daithedune]

Clark kent is a munch. Cw: Porn without plot, no use of y/n, oral (f receiving) descriptions of bodily fluids.

And that's no surprise. He's an absolute pussy-eating obsessed man. His supernatural strength just makes him hold back. He's a little chicken-hearted, he doesn't wanna hurt you, of course not. They would be the biggest mistake of them all and he wouldn't forgive himself for it.

so when he discovers he doesn't have to hold anything back to eat you out, it feels like a breath of fresh air.

He humms moans and muffles them against your pussy as he's drooling all over it, your thighs around his head, his hands pining you down; holding you hard enough to leave handprints.

"that's it, baby, one more..." He says, his tongue quickly doing it's job, going from your hole up to your clit and sucking harshly on it.

You moan, its impossible not to, he's just using his all for this and you're shaking on the bed.

"yeah, yeah that's it-.." Clark gets two fingers i side and hits the perfect spot as you squirm , but his hand is holding you down perfectly so you don't run away from his touch. Your orgasm hits you hard, your hand gripping the sheets as if your life depended on it, his name coming out of your mouth on a loud moan as you came, coating his face with your fluids.

Your chest was sweaty as you tried to catch your breath. He kept circling your clit softly so the stimulation was enough to let you come down of it slowly and not to overstimulate you more. He smiled at you, his face shiny from the liquids on it, a mixture of your pussy juices and his own drool.

"you okay, love?" He asks, as if he didn't just ruin you.

[blushhbambi]

clark kent/superman and cutie news anchor gf 😭😭

LITTLE THINGS ABOUT CLARK + NEWSANCHOR!READERᝰ.ᐟ

domestic fluff, kisses n cuddles, established relationship, clark being a dork... . ༉‧₊˚.

౨ৎ⊹ ࣪ ˖﹒rushed mornings of both of you getting ready for work, fixing his tie and straightening his glasses while he zips up your dress, trying to sneak in a few last kisses before you're both off.

sometimes he'll keep the news on at work just to see you presenting or interviewing, he's not even focused on what you're talking about let alone his own work. only thinking about getting to go home to you later and whether he should cook you a warm dinner or treat you to a movie night (spoiler he'll do both) .

one time you presented one of his articles on tv and he was beyond giddy. getting teased by his colleagues as his ears flush hot red and he swivelled in his chair all flustered and proud.

"yeah that's my girl..", he'll smile with pride while sheepishly scratching the back of his neck.

and my god do his parents love you, like girl get ready be ON those daily calls. his mama's accent will be honey thick as she tells you stories from when he was younger and, somehow, clumsier, or she's got you rushing to note down a classic southern recipe. or his daddy's rambling on about how he saw you on the morning news, giving you a silly dad joke about how you should come down to report on the local country bustle.

clark is a country boy through and through, don't you dare think he'll be any less of a gentleman just because you're dating. he's still soft and well mannered as ever, never forgetting a please or thank you, pulling out your chair at dinner first, making sure you walk on the inside of the pavement while his hand stays on the small of your back.

your little apartment's filled to the brim with books and scribbled notes, you always have to make sure to replace his chewed pens, and when he finds a new book he'll read a few pages to you before bed while you curl into his side. late night dinners will be sweet and quiet, he cooks and you clean that's just how it always is.

sometimes you're both still in work mode. this means a couple hours of sleep and surviving off of coffee while he's hunched over his desk trying to finish an article before his deadline and you're muttering your morning presentation to yourself, pacing behind him.

on the occasion you're too exhausted from work, clark will buy your favourite take out and let you lay ontop of him lazily while you rabble about how long the day was having to report on this new superman guy. he'll hide his wince and distract you with long kisses while his big hands trail down your skin or brush through your hair as he whispers sweet compliments into your ears. . ༉‧₊˚.

© written by blushhbambi— do not steal or claim as ur own ᝰ.ᐟ

[animentality]

[batsandbirdbrains]

Headcanon that Dick, who consistently forgets he skipped a grade and was a mathlete all through high school and graduated early, makes fun of his siblings for being nerds.

He’ll see Jason reading a book and walk by and close it or slap it out of hands while saying, “Haha! Nerd.”

Tim is working on science homework at the dining table? “You’re actually doing homework? What a nerd.”

Damian is the only one he doesn’t call a nerd because Bruce told him he’s not allowed to otherwise Damian will take it as a reason to not go to school. Jokes on Bruce, because Dick picks up Damian early all the time or calls him out and they play hooky together. They have matching sunglasses they wear whenever Dick picks him up early. Sometimes he picks him up on a motorcycle because he’s the certified Cool Dad-Brother. (Bruce always forgets that Dick raised Damian the first year or so he was with the family while Bruce was thought dead. Damian has picked up many of Dick’s habits, both good and bad. Dick claims he has no bad habits.)

Then one day Tim and Jason get so fed up that he called them both nerd within ten seconds of each other and they start digging for anything to prove that Dick was also a nerd. It’s not hard, his time as a mathlete and general prodigy is well documented. They try to present this information at dinner, to which Dick laughs in their faces.

“You’re forgetting, I was also: a jock,” he tells them, a cocky grin in his face. “So it doesn’t count.”

And dammit, he’s right. He was on the gymnastics team AND the baseball team while at Gotham Academy. He won several awards for both sports. He was a state and national champ in gymnastics. He was on the winning all-star team his junior year, and only didn’t go his senior year because he had senioritis and didn’t feel like it. He’s been to the Olympics and won gold medals.

Damian, who also plays baseball for Gotham Academy, is equally as smug. Dick has been coaching him for years. And while Dick had hoped Damian would follow in his footsteps and be a short stop, he’s an excellent second baseman.

[onebadnoodle]

sketches for the parents of the other kids in the Cul-de-Sac

[dankbraincrevices]

what you acquire from marrying them:

[lightfin]

After a hard long day, even as the Trollhunter, sometime’s you need that little bit of escapism to feel that touch brighter.

Fun fact! just as Gun Robot is Toby’s favourite film, Jim’s is his worlds Httyd. Evidence from the picture of toothless on the home page of his laptop at the end of episode one!

So I head-cannon he listens to the music when he has had a particularly harsh day, and needs to take his mind elsewhere.

This is cannon in my mind.

And I love it!

[monstersovka]

Fallen from the sky with grace ✷

[hellhound5]

bassie!!!!!!!!! omg!!!^_^ i drew her to look super chill when she is indeed Not super chill .. whoops

[fear-the-silly]

I will forever love her

[onebadnoodle]

i've been rewatching ed edd n eddy and its got me thinking about what their unseen parents are like

[batsandbirdbrains]

Okay new sort of headcanon that goes along w some of the others I’ve posted lately, but I firmly believe all the batbros are Good At School, but they fall firmly into three camps:

Likes going to school: jason

Is indifferent towards going to school: Tim

Hates going to school with a burning passion and only goes because if he doesn’t, Robin WILL be benched: Dick & Damian

As for fav subjects/classes

Jason: English

Tim: science

Dick: lunch

Damian: dismissal (honorable mention: Art)

I was originally going to say Damian and Dick both liked PE but they’d prob actually hate it bc they’d have to hold back at least a little and dodgeball isn’t fun when u cant launch a ball full force at the kid who makes fun of you.

[nono-serves]

Sleeping Headcanons

includes: OP81, LN4, MV1, CL16, CS55, IH6, GR63, KA12, OB67, DR3;

(f!anatomy mentioned in Isacks, otherwise gn)

summary:sleeping in the same bed as F1 drivers!

Warnings!: boner mentioned in Charles', 18+ dreams mentioned in Isacks,

Notes: procastinating....., Gossiping with mama piastri coming soon!

Wordcount: 751

OP 81

-heavy sleeper once he enters the deep sleep phase after like 20 minutes but after that he is OUT

-runs insanely hot so he kicks off the blanket and probably only sleeps in underwear

-imagine sleeping on his back, like he's laying on his stomach and you're draped over his broad back (also without a blanket because he is your heater)

LN 4

-big cuddler, prefers to be little spoon but he switches if the vibe calls for it

-curls into a ball sometimes

-in winter he goes all out, with joggers and a hoodie, extra thick blankets and in greatest desperation even fuzzy socks

-summer he either wears a shirt or joggers, never just boxers

-will be in a mood if you don't wake him with kisses

MV 1

-Also out like a light after half an hour

-i feel like he has the craziest sleep-shirts (like in one of Kellys photodump, he had a shirt with his cats face plastered all over it)

-surprisingly good mood in the morning

-scrolls like 1 hour on tiktok or plays video games before he calls it a day (you have to stop him please)

CL 16

-has 100% a skincare routine, probably does it wrong but he wanted to do it while you do yours

-bit of a light sleeper (leos fault)

-leo also sleeps in the middle of the bed like he is your guys child, which he actually is

-Craziest bedhead, like a sea-urchin, very cute though

-sleeps A LOT, (like he said in an interview)

-has the worst morning-boners ever, argue with a wall

OB 87

-he ain't got 'bear' in his name for nothing, biggest cuddler EVER. he just likes being close to you, burying his face in your hair or neck

-also doesn't run too hot so it's bearable in summer

-sucker for having his hair played with

-it takes like 5 full minutes to wake him up

KA 12

-loves watching you do your nightly skincare routine, almost falls asleep halfway through

-his curls tickle you while cuddling so he's banned from being little spoon (he's not really banned, you just tell him that to annoy him)

-weirdly specific but i think he likes his face being squished in the morning, just your hands giving his sleepy morning-self attention

CS 55

-makes you breakfast in bed on special occasions

-no too big on cuddling, just his arm around your waist and thats it, more cuddly when you guys watch movies or you request some. just not in bed

-moves his legs a lot, twisting the blanket, kicking you lightly, once he kicked himself in the ass and blamed you

DR 3

-WILL pull you closer if you drift off during the night

-snores and only stops if you kick him

-has insanely goofy sleeping boxers

-adores to watch you sleep in the morning

-will also gaslight you to think that you drool on him every night

-runs pretty warm but his feet are big ice cubes

-loves to sleep on your stomach or ass, depending how you lie in bed

IH 6

-talks in his sleep (mostly in french) also dirty things but who are you to tell him and not just enjoy it

-pulls you into his chest, almost breaking your nose every night

-his favourite pillow are your tits...100%, would not treat the privilege of sleeping on them for the world

-listens to rain noise when he's away and the lack of your breathing or thumping heart makes him nervous

LH 44

-has an air purifier, crystals and everything

-sleeps on his back with his hands on his middle like a psychopath

-you pull his arm over to you and cling to it, laying your head on his shoulder

-drinks tea to fall asleep, drinks tea to wake up, makes you tea with love

-mumbles the sweetest things in your ear before he drifts off

-roscoe has a super fancy dog bed right next to lewis' side, but sleeps with you from time to time

GR 63

-Cold AF feet

-will only sleep with a weighted blanket and a satin pillow case

-drools but doesn't believe you when you tell him

-likes when you sleep on his chest, he feels like he's your protector and you trust him

-kisses your forehead with such love before you fall asleep, you feel like you will implode

-could be a barista! makes the BEST coffee ever in the morning, whatever your heart desires

[acidcandycookie]

Alright i forgot to post #1 yesterday so im posting #1 and #2 today, this is a series i started on insta but anyways, almost daily headcanons!

[capricornsims]

This Zine is mainly my headcanons about Sixam and the Sims aliens. I HC that all of them have psychic abilities, but some honed their skills more than others.

If anyone has headcanons to share, please add them in the comments because I love talking about the Sims aliens.

In addition to all of this, I also headcanon that the Sixam language sounds like this