#like yes we'll just blast on through to fjerda and chew through king of scars and NEVER DISCUSS IT
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Oh noooooo Netflix Shadow and Bone is a lot of things but qualified to tackle jurda parem absolutely not
#this is turning into a hard tv squick for me#bc media does Fake Fantasy Drugs using like#american pop sci twelve step under standing of How Drugs Work#which is and i cannot stress this enough not how drugs work#like was it absolutely balls to the wall absurd#when they grossed me tf out with a slow mo sequence of every single extra in that chapel vomiting blood#and alina having a Dark Smile (tm) to the sound of the ominous fantasy trombones#of course#do i want these baby actors to tackle anything approaching this#so very much no#i was so relieved when they skipped the ice court and just sprinkled the crows in however they pleased#like yes we'll just blast on through to fjerda and chew through king of scars and NEVER DISCUSS IT#i was also hoping they'd skip the weird darkling tree thing#but alas#like i know the point here is that i am not the target audience for this show#but i wish i was#so they would make it in a way that pleased me#shadow and bone feelings#shadow and bone spoilers
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