#lilbumpstart

[keegs-allenn]

Do not give a candy cane to your toddler, they’re so sticky, it’s not worth the clean up

[sweet-little-emma-xo-blog]

“I’m Emma, who are you?” The little girl asked nervously. 

[elizamalikaw]

I feel really, icky. 

[oopschloe]

"I got my blood tests back and I am definitely 100% knocked the absolute frick up. How am I supposed to take care of a kid if I’m still a kid! I feel like a complete idiot..”

[zjmgfy-blog]

Very random, but it’s lowkey annoying when people don’t have respect for other people who have kids. 

[lilbump-gossip-blog]

Why are there no secrets filling up my lonely inbox? It bongles my mind seriously!

[gracie-james-woodley-blog]

“Has anyone seen a hair tie?”

[pizzasforluke-blog]

I step outside on the porch for like, five seconds, and the first thing I hear is a kid yelling “Steve is dead?!”. Should I be concerned?

[justinwtfx-blog]

Does the phone in rice thing really work or is it just a myth? Elijah dropped my phone in the toilet and need to know as soon as possible.

[cassielima143-blog]

“Are you done yet? I’m bored.”

[keegs-allenn]

Bella gets one marshmallow and then she wont stop asking for them. What have I done?

[elizamalikaw]

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

[dinahpls]

When not even Queen B can bring you up is when you realize how much you feel like shit and how bed is a gift of God.

[lilbump-gossip-blog]

I can’t believe we don’t have any secrets to spill! Keep sending in those dirty little secrets so that we can have something to gossip about!

[gracie-james-woodley-blog]

“H-Have you seen my Mommy?”

[justinwtfx-blog]

“Ha! Gotcha.”