#link without glasses

[jula483]

link with eye makeup!

[samanthalynnsstuff]

Link: (holding it in his right hand) "On this hard drive." 🥥

Rhett: "That's the camera."

Link: (this time holding another one in his left hand) "THIS hard drive." 🥥

From Wonderhole Episode 1 - "We Took The World’s Most Expensive First Class Flight"

[ukgk]

concept designs for alternate skins for Nini-tan by ＧＲＡＰＨＩＣＳＡＶＥＲ, 2001

[hamletphase]

i've been so long lonely and it's getting me down

[raddestrose]

AGHHHHHHHH

IM FINALLY WATCHING EPISODE SIX

Now I’ll also be able to post my memes that’ve

been marinating for MONTHS

it has truly taken me TOO LONG to finish this show

TWO MONE ZEROS dayum ok

Dont whore him out or anything yeesh

OOOOOOHHHH

he’s MODELING

i’m dumb

Oh shoot they serious about this

XIA FEI DECK HIM IN THE JAW

someone beat this dude up

Oup Lu Guang read him to FILTH

Bro ATE with that

I take it he doesn’t have many friends

The random english keeps catching me off guard

AWWWWWWWWWW

THEY LOOK SO CUTEEEEE

AHHHHHHHH

They are FEEDING ME with this domestic stuff

ahhhhh oh my goodness

THE BLONDE

I hate that Liu Ciao is actually right about this one

if the truth was fully out they would not be friends most likely

WHAT IS HIS DEAL with being so cryptic

like speak in understandable sentences pleaseeee

my iq isn’t high enough for this

Now that Lu Guang has a moment away from the boyfriend, he now has ample time to murder Vein

hes gonna speedrun a smackdown while dawgs in therapy

ITS POISONED DONT DRINK IT

A WHAT NOW

Is Vein listening in or something

ohhhh i see

Yeah they should meet

SO XIAOSHI CAN BEAT HIM UP

He shouldddd

NOOOOOOOOOOO

TIME CANT BE UP

theres still MUUUUCH MORE to discuss

NOOOO SHE TOOK A PICTURE

XIAOSHI RUUUUN

What she knows him

WHAT

HIS MOM

thats a case right there

he was her teacher that does not sit right that should not sit right oh my God wait ew ew ww

you gotta be lying you GOTTA be lying 

WAIT NO HIS MOM IS DEAD

SHE DIED IN THE EARTHQUAKE

WAAAAAIIITTTT

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

I’m SO CONFUSED

i’m torn

im still not sure but I want him to have some sort of parental relationship

Bros magically doxxing him and his homeboy

OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Shes diving back to save him

WAIT WAIIIIT

the parallels

THE PARALLELS

Wait WAIT

Guangguangs bout to COOK

oh ok this is kind of sweet, im still not fully convinced though

HE JUST SHOT HI oh wait its a tranq

WAIT ITS A TRANQ

Oh shit

OH SHIT BEAT HIS ASS WANG QING

NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait that the fuuuuu

wait what

WAIT WHAAAAAAA

LU GUANG WHAT

WHAT THR FUJCJDHSHSHAN

HUUUUUHHH

HOW WHAT THE IM SO CONFUSED

QIAO LING MENTION MY QUEEN

WHAT DI YOU MEAN THIS IS THE LAST TIME

LI GUANG EXPLAIN

WAIT CAT HAT IS BAAACK

lets gooooooo

but awwww poor Xia Fei

Yeahhhh

in such a weird way

and NOBODY knows ANYTHING about it

not one bit

right? LU GUANG

WHAAAT superpowers?? puh lease those DEFFO DONT EXIST

your talking maaad crazy dude

yeahhhh crazy……

so crazy thing

the culprit..

you know her, you know her reallyyyyy well

They all look so tired its sad

Ooohhhh i seeeee

I CANT READ MANDIRIN

Lu Guang WHAT does your phone say

DAAAAMMMM i forgot how HARD the visuals are

they’re STUNNING

this song is so groovy

my friends on airbuds WILL be seeing this song loop for DAYS ON END

OH WHAT THE HELL

[lillotte17]

I couldn't help it, yes, I let it get in The helpless optimism of spring Worn out and tired, and my heart near retired And the world bent double from weeping And yet, the birds begin to sing, ooh, oh

Daffodil Daffodil

[charles-leclerc-official]

here comes vasseur again https://x.com/pitdebrief/status/1912504609010041152?s=46 he literally needs to put charles all the time to praise his super big signing lol

Anon, you need to log off twitter

on another note this is the final ask I am posting that contains a twitter/x link (see updated blog rules) I do not support the platform and do not want to drive traffic to the website. Link articles, bluesky etc if you have something you want to discuss. Thank you

[link-sans-specs]

Such... ly dumb. 🎶

This is dumb-hard. This is so hard when you're dumb.

How hard could it be to get here? I'm here and everything's hard for me.

Rhett & Link

We Spent a Day in 1984

[lallyloo]

[x]

[jula483]

Rhett playing with Link's hair? did I literally manifest this episode?

(x)

[samanthalynnsstuff]

Link: "We decided to make gummy versions of ourselves."

Rhett: "Life sized gummy versions of ourselves. So we scanned our faces, rented some full body molds from a local special effects shop, and we ordered a metric crap ton of ingredients."

Rhett: "Link? Link. Li-ink?"

(flashback sequence featuring events from the previous episodes commence, transition back to the island)

Rhett: "Link! Link, you getting this?" (smashes toy truck)

Link: "Yeah, I'm getting it."

Rhett: "You can see the gummies getting smushed?"

Link: "Oh, yeah. It's gonna be a great episode."

(Rhett continues to smash the truck)

Link: "Okay, stop. Cut."

Rhett: "I think that's a wrap."

From Wonderhole Episode 6 - "We Made Giant 400 Pound Gummies of Ourselves"

I'm a little sad that this is unfortunately the finale for now. 😢 I can't wait for all the quirky things they're going to do in season 2!

[piningpercussionist]

I keep watching in mild disappointment as the notes on it keep going up, but in lieu of a response from the OP over on twitter- this post is a repost, yall. You can find the original here (again, on twitter,) if you want to show the artist some love for their work.

[miyamiwu]

SIR

[casperghosty]

I'm thinking thoughts 😳

[kyra45]

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

(Posted March 28th, 2025)

April 21st, 2025 edit to prove it’s real via a post where someone who got tagged in it shows the image in full without any phishing links:

(Don’t go the scam website for fun, it’s not funny when you get hacked.)

[madamechrissy]

Baby You're a Star Masterlist // Pornstar Satoru headcanons

Chapter One - Chapter Two - Chapter Three

Pairings- Pornstar Satoru x shy f!reader

Summary- You meet Satoru Gojo at a wild Hollywood party, insanely out of place, waiting for your friend to show up. The two of you hit it off, spending time together, and share a kiss, but you're a good girl, and you just don't do this, but he is the top pornstar there is, and the top .01 % on OnlyFans. Once you find out, you know there's probably no match, as Satoru doesn't date, and you don't sleep around, but after meeting, you keep in touch- and soon Satoru can't get hard without thinking of you, and you get over curious, and join a livestream.

Warnings- mentions of sex and sexwork, masturbation, mentions of drug use, weed smoking, Gojo has an OF hehe, lots of longing, pining, Satoru can't get hard if it's not you, whipped ass Satoru, explicit sexual content, angst - WC 32k 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 Playlist -Ao3 link-Headcanons below!

Pornstar Satoru is one of the most famous pornstars there are, hence him constantly wearing jet black shades and hoodies at times, he never knew just who he'd run into that would recognize him. Whether it's his flicks or his OF - he's the top .01 % - he gets a lot of notice, especially in bustling LA. But, he loves what he does, he especially loves watching his abs flex in the camera as he hits one of his lovely costars from the back.

Pornstar Satoru loves making the costars and girls he collabs with actually cum, where they're shaking and squirting all over his latex covered cock. Not that fake shit like he watches them do with other men- no Satoru makes sure to slam that curved tip against their cervix, to roll his thumb right on their clit with the perfect amount of pressure. Perhaps that's the secret to how famous he really is, along with his good looks.

Pornstar Satoru makes so much money from each shoot and is in high demand, so he can have whoever he wants as a co star. They line up to have a chance at him, watching his videos and aching for a chance to feel his cock hitting them deeper than damn near anyone could hit, to say they got to shoot with the Satoru Gojo. This just makes Satoru fuck them harder, smiling right at that camera, as women dream it's really them that have captured his pretty blue eyed gaze.

Pornstar Satoru thinks it's a pretty damn good life, being rich for fucking beautiful women on camera, as he's inhaling a blunt after a threesome shoot with his best friend - and often costar- Pornstar Suguru, as they talk about who got the girl to squirt more, right in the middle of a bouguie party in East LA. Suguru let's out a throaty laugh, while Satoru narrows his blue eyes. 'I had her cumming so hard she was shaking' he says, taking a hit and handing it back to Suguru. 'Nah, that was all for me, did you see...'

Pornstar Satoru stops listening when he sees you enter the room, completely out of place at the coke filled, booze filled party, wearing a pair of black glasses that cover half of your pretty face, and a little nervous look as you stand there, in a cute white pleated skirt and a big oversized sweater. Satoru smacks Suguru on the shoulder then and he coughs up smoke. 'Shit what is it?' Satoru looks back at you, when you're handed a drink, some guy flirting as you look down shyly. 'Who's she?' Suguru blinks a bit curiously. 'I don't know, she's pretty though'

Pornstar Satoru scowls at Suguru who snorts in laughter then. 'Satoru we don't have 'girlfriends' and she... looks like a good girl' your eyes catch his then, across the room, like something shifts as you smile sweetly, before peering at your phone, biting your lip in concentration. 'I'm talking to her' Suguru chuckles as he watches his friend, and Satoru feels his heart race when he comes too close to you, something he can't say he's felt, even pleasing countless beauties, nothing has quite altered him as your sweet turn of lips, as you look down at your converse, so out of place you're fucking adorable. 'Hey sweetheart... Satoru Gojo' he says, introducing himself with ease, expecting you to maybe notice him, get starstruck, fuck women get wet just near him, but you simply grin, and your name whispers through his mind when it spills from your lips.

Pornstar Satoru has you sitting with him later, you fall into easy conversation, you're a little gamer nerd, you love science and the environment, he just bets you were head of your ecology club in college, which you quickly confirm, all while you're in awe of just how beautiful this man is. He's sweet, he's sexy... you feel he shouldn't even be talking to you. You're pretty but... he's experienced so clearly, by every way he moves, he's worldly, so confident, and you've never really left this little part of LA, but the two of you can't stop talking, to the point you forget what brought you here.

Pornstar Satoru laughs with you, as you're sitting side by side, and he lights up a blunt, leaning back on the burgundy couch on the outskirts of the party, inhaling it deep into his lungs. 'Want a hit, sweets?' he murmurs, you take it nervously, putting it to your lips and inhaling a bit, before coughing, covering your mouth. Satoru chuckles, 'you're cute' earning your cheeks heating up. 'Can you tell I don't do this?' you're nervously tapping your leg now. 'Yeah, what does bring you here, doesn't seem your...' 'my scene?' he nods then. 'yeah, that.'

Pornstar Satoru watches avidly as you sip on your drink, wincing at the strong liquor. 'Well, my friend invited me over, but she's running late' Satoru grins now. 'Party time is different, everyone comes late, that's on time. About fifteen minutes late' 'oh no I came early!' you smack your own forehead, giggling along with him. 'Are you like... a model, or an actor?' you ask, eyeing him and his baby blues, the cheekbones so perfect, those lips that wrap the blunt again. 'You could say I'm a bit of both,' he muses, then spits out his drink when you ask 'what are you in!?'

Pornstar Satoru coughs just a bit, he's never been ashamed of what he does, but he's nervous for some reason to tell you. Why, he doesn't know. 'I'm... into some indie flicks' you brighten up then. 'Oh, let me know, I love lowkey films! I bet you're great' Satoru sighs, gulping down the rest of his drink and eyeing your cup. 'Want more?' you frown now, maybe you're asking too much, or offending this actor that you don't recognize him!? You nod, the amount of people around you making you press against this friendly, pretty white haired stranger just a little more.

Pornstar Satoru has another drink, eyeing the sea of bodies undulating in the extravagant mansion, and soon the two of you are dancing together you're cute and so awkward, Satoru's enjoying this far, far too much. He has plenty of costars and fans come up to the two of you, but he's too interested in showing you how to move your hips to pay them any mind, when finally your friend comes. Satoru instantly recognizes her, she's a pretty famous co star he's collabed with on her Onlyfans not long ago. When she sees you giggling and enjoying yourself so much, she damn near drags you away, making Satoru curse.

Pornstar Satoru eyes you when your friend whispers in your ear- 'you really don't recognize him!?' you blink curiously, looking at him more closely. 'Should I?' she sighs then, eyeing Satoru up and down. 'He was in my OF videos, we collabed' you heat up furiously then. 'I never watched your videos! I just subbed to be supportive!' she giggles. 'You're so cute, I thought you at least watched some?' you shake your head nervously. 'I don't really watch, is he... like an OnlyFans guy?' Satoru is back over with Suguru now, while you sip your drink, feeling your body warm up. 'He's the top pornstar there is, the collab was like a dream. He's really sweet but you should know is all, you're kinda...' you glare. 'kinda what?' she giggles again. 'you're just... sweet, emotional, is all'

Pornstar Satoru expects you to be done with him once you find out, after all you just seem innocent, uncorrupted for this city, not the kind of girl to be at this party where lines are being snorted off bodies, and people are naked and jumping in the pools, a heady, wild atmosphere. But you smile at him, as you murmur - 'he's sweet?' to your friend. She nods then. 'He is, but just know... he doesn't date so, it'd only be physical' you frown at that now, that's not something you think you can do, you're about as demisexual as it gets, hence your very limited experience. 'He doesn't date at all?' Your friend gently touches your shoulder. 'No, love, I'd hate to see you hurt'

Pornstar Satoru catches you before you leave later that night, when you are just feeling too out of place, his big hand wrapped around your delicate wrist, earning you looking up at him. He can't stop thinking how pretty your eyes would look rolled back, how good your lips would feel wrapped around his cock, as you relax a bit, turning and looking up. 'Headed out already?' he asks softly, you flush as you remember just what he does for a living, your friend had just described his cock in far too vivid detail. 'It's not really my thing, but I'm glad we met, Gojo' you smile so cute then, leaning up and pecking him on the cheek, his arm wraps your waist as he leans down, inhaling that sweet vanilla scent cloying to your skin.

Pornstar Satoru pulls you in closer, blue eyes staring under snowy lashes. 'Can I... get your number?' Satoru has never asked for a number a day in his life, but he delights in watching you shift nervously, nodding as you tuck your hair behind your ear. 'Yeah, I'd like that' he exchanges numbers, tilting your chin up then, watching the way your eyes dilate, the color spread on your pretty cheeks. 'She told you?' you clear your throat, nodding a bit, still being captured by his fingers. 'I don't judge at all, Gojo, I'd still like to be... friends...' your whisper is met with the most subtle kiss on your lips, shooting desire hot and heavy until Satoru releases you, plump lips smirking- 'sure, sweets, we can be friends'

Pornstar Satoru can't get you off his mind, the feel of your skin on his, the sweet sigh against his lips. He is on a big shoot and - the Satoru Gojo that never gets soft - is having trouble keeping it up, to the amusement of his costar Pornstar Sukuna. Satoru scowls at his comments, just picturing your sweet lips against his for that brief moment. A man who just fucks and fucks, and doesn't feel, is hung up just on some fucking kiss. He has to take a break after pleasing his costar with his fingers, she's cumming so much she doesn't notice, but the directors wonder why he's off. He's in his own dressing room, eyeing the phone, hands shaking as he decides to type a message - 'could you give me a picture, sweets, to save as your caller id?'

Pornstar Satoru finds his cock is right back on hard when you send one quickly, just a cute selfie with a little peace sign, but he sees your glossy fucking lips, the teeth indentations he aches to rub the tip of his cock on, along with just a hint of your breasts. Your nipples press against the thin material of your little tee shirt- Pokemon, he notices, smiling- his cock throbbing. 'Can I get one too?' you're biting that lower lip nervously as you ask, getting a picture of him shirtless then, doing nothing to stifle the curiosity in your mind, your heart racing as you seee his body. 'You at a shoot?' you ask in the messages, he hesitates before answering - 'yes' - and somehow you feel jealous of whoever his costar is. You message a - kill it, Gojo! - despite the feeling in your tummy, little do you know you're drowning his fucking mind when he performs later, feeling the star squirting all over his latex covered cock.

Pornstar Satoru can't stop texting you that week, he can't even get hard if he doesn't look at that picture, and you can't stop your curiosity, when you friend mentions he's doing a live stream. Since Satoru can hardly perform, he's decided to masturbate on live cam, in minutes making more than he'd make in a shoot, all while having your picture propped up. People are chatting, watching, dollars by the hundreds being tipped every moment, fuck he's making way more than he usually would, and he can think of you. He laughs softly, abs flexing as he hits the right angle, reading the comments, making you dripping wet, this isn't what you do!?

Pornstar Satoru is stroking his wet, slick cock that's glistening, up and down with his huge hand, and you feel your pussy clench, breath coming faster, unsure whether to look away or keep staring, meanwhile he's picturing you in all sorts of positions, on your knees, a fucking mating press. He's shutting his eyes for a moment, grinning as the viewers go crazy. 'I know, it's pretty, huh?' he spits right on that long, veiny cock of his, pinching his pink tip and whining, white lashes fluttering open right when he sees a familiar name enter the chat.

Your name.

hehe it'll be a FULL FIC not a drabble/oneshot - link above