#listen I need to write smth with this bcs Megop brainrot remains strong

[mocacheezy]

Transformers headcanon that won't leave my brain:

Cybertronians who can't really kiss in the humanoid way because of their chest size/lack of lips/some other reason, instead sending small shocks to eachother.

The way the small sparks buzz and where they connect has different meanings as well, with tiny short ones similar to a peck on the cheek, and the kind that look, feel and sounds like electricity passing from one Tesla coil to another being the equivalent of a heavy, passionate and sloppy make out.

The air tingling with residue charge, any humans entering the space having their hairs lift straight out, and slight buzz emanating from the participants the tell-tale signs of a narrowly missed interface.