#listen. i am also not a girl. but it's not bc i don't wear pink or think abt the roman empire or some inane bullshit lmaoooo

[menlove]

also no hate full love to my fellow transmascs but the amount of them on that post going "this is why i'm trans/nonbinary bc i don't relate to women" THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS......

i am not telling u ur still a woman or something ridiculous but what i am telling u is there are answers deeper than "well i don't shave my legs or like pink or relate to femininity" as to why ur trans/nonbinary and reducing womanhood down to those things and positing urself as intrinsically Not a woman bc you don't do those things is some internalized misogyny you have gotta look into baby boy

like it's a very scary realization to have i know but if you are a trans man know that there are women out there who look and act the exact same way you do and are still women. and that is okay. you do not have to have the same label on your gender as them. and them existing is not a threat to your existence as a trans man. but what we are Not going to do is deny them their womanhood or revert to gender essentialism.

you do not have a boy brain. you have a person brain. no one on earth has a boy brain or a girl brain. u have gotta reflect and find some deeper more fulfilling answers bc i promise u u will feel like 1000x more secure in ur own gender and gender presentation when you do and stop just going "i'm a boy bc i played with trucks as a kid". you're a man but WHY are you a man? the answer may surprise and comfort you!

[dyingopossum]

Qsmp lgbt and gender headcanons bc why not (part 1/?)

‼️Quick info before you read‼️, the half of characters will be either nonbinary or agender because I am autistic and I have really hard time understanding/telling people's gender. I do not mean to make gender variety, I just want to show how I see the characters.

‼️If any of the characters have canon gender and/or sexuality already please tell me this‼️

qPhil

• I like to think that hybrids have no idea what is gender or just don't care much about it. I think qPhil also doesn't give a shit about gender, so I hc him as agender + ace panromantic

• He most likely doesn't experience any body dysphoria or any dysphoria related to his gender.

• Uses he/him pronouns because he likes them and is used to them

• Likes to wear long skirts and adhering to the body blouses sometimes (he shops in hot topic, canon/j)

• If it isn't obvious yet, he doesn't gaf about what if feminine or masculine. He just wears whatever he likes and doesn't have a problem with anyone doing the same

• Yeah he just doesn't give a shit about anything

qQuackity

• It was always really hard to me to tell his gender as I thought he was something between nonbinary and trans man

• but I figured out that he also probably wouldn't give a fuck about his gender ☠️

• he does know what gender is unlike qPhil so I guess he would be on nonbinary spectrum

• Maybe tilin had something to do with qQ's gender 👀

• They were like, talking about Tilin's gender and Q was like "oh kinda same lmao 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️"

• any pronouns, likes to experiment

• i think he would be something between ace gay and ace bisexual but I am not sure

• loves to wear hyperfeminine dresses like these coquette girls lmfao

• tying their hair with pink ribbon while listening to lana del rey

qWilbur

• Again, it's rather hard for me to tell his gender but I was thinking he could be unlabeled

• really likes feminine terms like "miss", "lady" and all but people rarely use them on him :(

• any pronouns ! !

• Their clothing is probably similar to cc wilbur, just his outfits + some long skirt

• So her and qPhil are pretty similar in dressing up

• I also don't think she experiences a lot of gender dysphoria, there are worse days but it's nothing extreme

• and he is most likely bi

qForever

• trans man

• he used to be bullied a lot, so he kinda grew up with toxic stereotypes of how a "real" man should look like

• He used to fight, hit a gym, be agressive and anything that would be seen as manly

• he eventually stopped and became more peaceful

• ignoring the gender stereotypes as he grew his hair and started to wear feminine clothing from time to time

• but he does get a bad dysphoria days when everything he lived through comes back to him

• He usually then locks himself in his house and doesn't talk to anybody

• qBaghera can always sense when her brother is upset and she tries to talk to him

• When he opens up on others more, there is a lot of people comforting him on bad days, like qBad, qPhil, qMaxo and the brazillians ofc!

• So he is fragile when it comes to his gender

• so yeah, he/him pronouns

• And he is also probably bi or gay

qRoier

• Genderqueer gay

• Any pronouns but he usually leans on he/him!

• I think he binds his chest when he is not melissa, but sometimes she just doesn't gaf about his breasts lmao

• He doesn't know much about gender since she is spider hybrid (my hc), so again no gender stereotypes work on him

• Probably gets qcellbit and qjaiden to mall for shopping and ends up being in here for like 3 hours

• he has a huge sense of fashion so yea

[unadulterated-syd]

ah words cant explain how excited i am for this!!! please can i request a male boy meets world matchup???

i know you know all of this by now but i’ll send it all again just as a reminder <3 i go by she/her pronouns. my name is florence but most people call me flo or other nicknames. i’m a fair skinned 5’3 girl with long curly gold hair that is cut in 90s layers with long side bangs. it’s typically held off my face with a ballet pink coloured ribbon. i have downturned doe eyes that are constantly switching between blue, green and grey. i always curl my lashes and wear mascara because sadly naturally i have very straight pale lashes. i have a slim, slight figure. my face only has a few freckles but i have a lot on my body. i have a small ring of freckles on my knuckle which i love!!! my cheeks are always flushed and i have a small gap betweeen my front 2 teeth.

i’m extremely physically affectionate. my friends irl will tell anyone that because i’m nearly always holding their hands or looping my arms with theirs. my love language is definitely physical touch. i’m an infp and a libra. i also get told that my personality reminds people of miss honey or cinderella. so i guess that means i’m pretty soft spoken and kind. i’m very quiet when i first meet people but once they probably know me i can ramble for ages about my hyper-fixations.i can be kinda naive but only because i always wanna see the good in people!!! i don’t really get angry or when i am angry i just end up crying.

i really love classic literature and vintage books!!! along with vintage movies (especially audrey hepburn movies, i’m literally obsessed with her) i love alternative music from the 80s. think the smiths, blondie, echo and the bunnymen + not from the 80s lana <333 though to be fair i just adore anything from the past. but also i thrive listening to vintage love songs. i dress in a very typically feminine way with ditsy floral patterns and lace being a staple in my wardrobe. i love pressed flowers and journaling.

omg thank you do much im literally so excited for this

i think you'll be excited to hear these ones tehe !!

since i made you wait so long + i don't remember your preference !! i gave you a gal and a guy :))

also i totally think i said this to you last time but you're literally like the coolest person ever???

I give you,,

-> Eric Matthews !!

obviously i have to give you Eric,, because it works so well on different levels

a. you're both emotional people,, i mean think u guys argue and then you guys just cry together because it was stupid and there's no way either of u could be gen mad ☹️💓

b. you'd be different from the normal relationships he has,, like you guys actually connect rather than looks alone + that's why it lasts,, because he really liked you

c. friends to lovers bc he'd like not think of you romantically until he says something to jack or corey and they make fun of him for "being in love"

d. he'd listen to any music i think,, you play it and he'll just enjoy it he doesn't care

e. he would LOVE to listen to hyperfixations + it takes him awhile to understand so he finds it really nice that u treat him intellectually equal,, like taking the time to explain certain things to him

f. you could befriend morgan and she'd love ur aesthetic let's be honest

g. plus you're both naive so neither one of you feels guilty if you accidentally fall for something,, like emotionally you guys get one another there!!

h. also he LOVES physical affection,, like you're both constantly touching each other in some way. but not in a way that makes others uncomfortable if that makes sense??

i. lastly,, he's very compassionate so id just see u both as being insufferable + movie night and you're both just abnoxiously sobbing over something small (super silly to me but Corey would complain the WHOLE time)

i give you,,

-> angela moore !!

i was inbetween angela and rachel here,, but i decided angela,, here's why !

a. she's canonically really into literally, poetry, classic literature,, so the two of you already share a huge part of interest together. analyzing works + reading together >>

b. golden retriever and blackcat gfs !!

c. i think angela would really like the type of movies your into,, and i think she would sit there comforting you after movies like "hon theyre not real are you ok???"

d. she doesn't get how you cry when you're angry,, but she also adores it in a way?? like she's very used to arguments getting heated but you guys have a very open line of communication bc of the way you handle things??

e. you guys would 50/50 music i think,, somedays it's yours all day and some it's hers rather than arguing over it. like you both LIKE each other's music enough to be like "okay you can play it today"

f. she likes how clingy you are affection wise,, goes out of her way to like always hold ur hand or smthn so you're comfortable !!

g. will protect u from anyone who tries to take advantage of u,, she's really good at reading people in that way + she doesn't make you feel less

h. also u guys are like polar opposites aesthetic wise,, and so u guys literally just surprise people when they find out you're together + she finds it really funny

hope this was worth the wait!!! :DD

[kaylawritesfics]

Hey darling! Congrats on 1k I appreciate your writing so much, thank you for sharing your talent with us readers 💖

Can I request a 🤍 please? I'm bi, so if you can ship me with a guy and a girl from stranger things, I'd appreciate it. If not, that's completely fine, just with a guy then <3

I'm 5'2 and midsized. Dark brown eyes, dark brown hair with pink bangs, fair skin. I love makeup and I'm always wearing it. Eyeliner is a must. My dressing style is pretty basic, mostly mom jeans and t-shirts, sometimes a crop top to reveal a bit more. I am really shy and closed off when I don't know someone, in fear they might judge me for who I really am. Getting close to people is not that easy for me, but once I know I can trust them, I turn into a completely different person. I'm loud and goofy, I love laughing and making people laugh. I really have too much energy. Also I swear a lot fr. I love to dance and sing, but only around people I trust with my whole heart. That trust thing is mostly bc people used to tell me to keep it down (referring to my high energy) and shut up (i can get really excited while talking about things i love). I'm a cat person (but love dogs too and I work with them). Also love camping sm, road trips (but i never drive cause I'm afraid of it) roller skating and reading too (mostly fantasy books). I kinda live in my own fantasy world, since the real one is too boring and mean. Horror movies are my favorite and I listen to almost every music genre tbh.

Thank you so much, and once again congratulations on 1k ☺️ i love your writing so much, don't ever stop fedding me with your work of art 🤌🏻

hii omg thank you so much that’s u believably kind !! i’ll continue feeding you with it as long as you read it <33

i ship you with eddie munson and nancy wheeler !!

eddie would love getting you to open up to him !! he adores how loud and energetic you can get and he’ll match your energy 1000% he would never ask you to keep it down or to shut up !! he loves being loud and silly with you !! he’ll also turn on some music and dance with you !! he would take you on so many road trips and he would even learn how to roller skate for you. he would love watching horror movies and showing you all kinds of different music that he thinks you’d like !!

nancy would love you !! i feel like it’s really easy to trust her and while she would ask you to keep your voice down a few times, she would never do it in a way that would hurt your feelings. She loves hearing you get passionate when talking about things and your energy really makes her laugh. when you’re alone, she’ll let you be as loud as you want, even matching your energy sometimes. she would take you camping and on so many road trips !! she loves roller skating with you and is even a little competitive about it !! horror movies aren’t her thing but she’ll watch them with you just so she can hide in your shoulder !!

[brandnewhuman]

hii🫶

can l get a matchup with a slasher bestie?

my appearance: (lol not sure if u need it 💔)

im bi, but leaning towards guys

I'm 5'2

I have red hair

1 have glasses

I have dark brown eyes and tan skin.

Okay I have like 2 aesthetics when it comes to

dressing up, 1 I like pink and cute things but

sometimes i dress like a 10 year old boy Bc im too

lazy to dress up😭

my personality:

Honestly it depends who I'm with but I'm very

sarcastic lol, I personally think I'm really funny.

Although I do get shy & awkward sometimes.

 omg I am such a hopeless romantic.  i’m always thinking about finding my dream boy or dream girl.

I should be expected to be like a flirt or something but I’m so awkward I can’t😭

Also I’m a bit of a people pleaser

Hobbies:

I like to do art, and I like to babysit/nanny. I also love doing makeup.

Random:

I like to eat sweets lol, obv I like horror.

Hmmm I’m not sure if this was enough information, but stay safe and thank you!!

(Not sure if I did this matchup thing right ☝️)

I paired you up with....

♡Brahms Heelshire♡

It was either him or mikey and honestly It felt just cruel to pair you with the myers bitch knowing what he does to babysitters 💀

So I just had to choose the manchild who actually needs a nanny (IM SORRY) 

but don't worry!! Not everything has to be shitty here. Brahms could be actually a pretty good boyfriend if he puts some effort into it. 

I don't know if I have already said it but brahms chose what to wear based on how much mental energy he has that day. Listen, LISTEN, depression does weird things. Bro wants to be a Victorian ghost wandering around dressed in elegant blouses ecc but has energy to just end up wearing a dirty cardigan and a white tank top. If he sees you're dressing up and getting all fancy it would motivate him to take better care of himself and when he sees you're just having a more of a chill day then he won't feel as guilty for settling down for something more comfortable. 

Brahms is definitely going to have the time of his life pushing your buttons cause he does find funny your sarcastics comebacks and oh boi if he will fire back it ten times worse. 

The fact that you're into being super romantic and stuff goes really well with him. I made a post about him being the best boy ever and the thought of someone matching his need and desire for raw and pure romantic love is going to make his heart explode with joy. He just wants to be able to have that kind of love he reads about in books. He has spent so many years dreaming about the perfect partner that accepts and loves him unconditionally and gives him all the attention he wants and after all deserves. This guy has the mentality of "I will fight for my love's honour", is there anything more romantic?? 

You're like a nanny uh? Well I have some news for you lol

He loves sweets too! His parents sucked ass and never gave him sweets or anything that wasn't healthy ecc. A sour patch would probably kill him but he would still eat it because now he wants to experience everything he has missed and what better way than doing it with the person he loves most?? 

He actually enjoys horror movies for the sole fact that it means he gets to be clingy with a good excuse. He'll be the one to always ask for horror movies so he can cuddle with you but eventually would end up enjoying them for real. 

This matchup made me think about this song:

[awxward]

A3! Boys + My Stuffed Animals

Spring Troupe:

Sakuya

Gabriel

Gabriel is a small elephant with big ears that constantly make him fall over. He has a pink bowtie that says 'I Love You'

Makes Saku feel safe and Gabriel is a reminder to himself that he's loved and appreciated by everyone at Mankai.

Named after a friend from theatre class :)

Masumi

George Washington

George Washington is a tiger. He is small, but his arms are like those slap bracelets so you can wear him on your wrist (or let him hang on the side of shelf like I do).

So I got Georgy-Boy for easter 2020. i asked my friends for name ideas. They sent me stuff like 'Stripes'. I went offline for a few minutes and when I came back online I told my friends his name was George Washington.

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Me: tiger has a name now

Friend: which name did you choose?

Me: his name is George Washington.

Friend: what the fuck. how'd you get George Washington?

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Pretty sure he got the name bc I was listening to the Hamilton soundtrack.

Citron

Daniel

Daniel is mostly pink but has other pastel colors that look like watercolors. He's a unicorn. And a ketchain. And he's one of those dream lites, so he lights up. (He's supposed too anyway, but he's never lit up since i got him like 7 years ago at a yard sale).

Named after Daniel Howell (formerly danisnotonfire) [YouTube]

Tsuzuru

Lucifer

Lucifer is a small panda pillow pet. Very easy to travel with bc he fits in most backpacks.

My mom told me she wanted me to have a stuffed animal with a biblical name, i picked him up, looked her in the eye and said "His name is Lucifer." My mom tried to protest. "You said a biblical name, Mom. Lucifer is in the bible."

Itaru

Pao(???)

Pao is a panda. They are also a phone holder thingy. Like it'll hold your phone if you're watching movies or whatever.

Like 5-ish years old. Got them from a friend. They have a tag with their name on it, but I read it once and then just called them "the panda" for some reason instead of their actual name and now the tag is too faded to read the name, but i am 38% sure it says Pao or something close to that.

Chikage

Tsuki

Tsuki is a dinosaur. Tsuki is a sparkly dino. He's green rn, but if you brush your hand over him, the sparkles turn over and he becomes orange. I like green tho bc his tummy and the bottom of his feet are orange and so are his eyes.

Named after Tsukishima Kei (Haikyuu)

Summer Troupe:

Tenma

Hinata

Hinata is a narwhal. A bright orange narwhal. Infact he is the same color as Tenma's hair.

Named after Hinata Shoyo (Haikyuu) [bc its the same color as his hair. there is a theme with this narwhal and the anime boys i associate with them]

Yuki

Steve

Steve is a regular teddy bear, except he has a shirt that has pikachu on it. (the shirt was originally Tsuki's bc i got tsuki at a friends build a bear bday party, but it fits Steve better)

I just think Yuki would try new designs/color schemes/styles by making clothes for Steve to see how they look.

I got Steve from a claw machine (my bf at time won him for me just before we watched Endgame together.)

Named after Steve Rogers (Marvel)

Muku

Eeyore

Muku most definitely loves the Winnie the Pooh movies and I will fite for this hc. He gets my Eeyore. You know how Eeyore's tail is always going missing or falling off??? Eeyore's tail comes off (velcro) but its attached to his actual body with a string so it cant be misplaced.

Eeyore has a patch that says "official disney store" but i got him for $3 at a thrift store.

Misumi

Sherlock

Sherlock is a polar bear. Sherlock is very huggable. He makes Misumi feel safe. He has a hat and scarf (that don't come off. they are sewn on him)

the hat has a pom pom on top and the scarf has a pom pom on each end. the hat and scarf and the bottom of his feet have a blue/white plaid pattern.

Kazunari

Victor

Victor is a puppy and the first big stuffed animal of mine on the list! He's all tan and abt maybe 3-4 ft long. Victor lays pretty flat so he's comfy to lay/sit on. I think Kazu would like sitting or laying on him when drawing. Probably has him on his bed so he's like a giant pillow.

Victor is from Toys R Us. I got him last August-ish from my Aunt and Uncle who found him at a thrift store and thought I'd like him.

Named after Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice)

Kumon

PJ

PJ is a small white tiger. He is also a ball. He can fit in one hand. When Kumon is thinking or stressed or bored (etc) he just lays on his back and tosses PJ up into the air.

When Kumon is laying on the floor tossing PJ, Misumi sits on the bed closest to where PJ is and tries to grab him (but only if Kumon is in a good mood and okay with it) It's a fun little game they made up they like to play.

Pretty sure he was named after KickthePJ (YouTube)

liber pls give us a pic with all of autumn i am begging

Autumn Troupe:

Banri

Sammy

Sammy is another one of my large stuffed animals. He is also a puppy, but unlike Victor he is sitting instead of laying. He's abt 2-3 ft tall. His fur is the same color as Banri's hair. Great to squeeze at anytime, but very therapeutic when you're in a bad mood. Has a heart on his ear.

i got him abt 7 years ago. I had just finished spn season 2 and was upset abt the finale and had no way to start season 3.

Named after Sam Winchester

Juza

Tiggs

Tiggs is a beanie baby tiger. Tiggs is a little larger than PJ (and not a ball). He's a regular orange tiger instead of a white tiger like PJ. He'd buy Kumon PJ so they could have matching stuffed animals. Small and very comforting to just hold/hug.

Omi

Benedict (Ben)

Benedict, also known as Ben, is a small koala. Just a little bigger than Tiggs. He has a heart on one of his feet (i think the right one). very soft. very fluffy.

Named after Benedict Cumberbatch (Actor)

Taichi

Dean

Dean is my largest stuffed animal. He is a dark brown teddy bear that's abt 4-ish ft tall. He can be put in a corner and used as like a bean bag chair, or he can lay down flat and be a good pillow like Victor can.

It's very fun to just wrap around him and squeeze as tight as you can. Especially in when your in a bad mood. Very comforting to cry into.

I got him a couple years ago at a thrift store.

Named after Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Sakyo

Lev

Lev is a lion abt the size of a regular teddy bear (maybe slightly larger). I got him a thrift store so he's slightly worn out from age. He's mostly a pastel dark yellow-ish tan and his mane is dark brown. very huggable.

He's the stuffed animal I sleep with. Smells nice all the time, like the fabric softener.

Named after Lev Haiba (Haikyuu)

Sakoda

Emotional Support Iron Man

So Iron Man is small and he sparkles. He will hurt you/someone if thrown hard enough. Sakoda likes heroes bc they remind him of Sakyo they look cool. I'd hc that he got Iron Man from Sakyo when he was younger and its one of his most valued possessions and goes everywhere with him (or stays with Azamo or Sakyo at the dorm. Maybe Izumi or a couple others are on the list of who can watch over Iron Man.) Very protective of it.

Got the emotional support part of his name from a friend.

She saw Eddie Redmayne on a movie cover (think it was The Danish Girl) and started freaking out bc she loved him. I handed her the Iron Man and the next day she thanked me and said he was an Emotional Support Iron Man and the name stayed.

Azami

[Emotional Support] Spooder-Mon

Sakoda knew Azami as a kid. He most definitely got him the Spider-Man so they could have matching plushies.

Spider-Man is square and has little blob hands doing the web thingy. The tag said travel pillow, but he probably just chills by Azami's bed. When needed, Iron Man will be placed next to him if Sakoda can't take Iron Man with him.

I brought him to school one day and we had a bio test and all the people sitting around me passed him around and gave him a pat for good luck. We all got good grades and then he was dubbed as Emotional Support Spooder-Mon, but the Emotional Support title isnt part of his name (unlike the Iron Man).

i wanted guy in the pic, but i also wanted tsumu and hiso in the pic so you get 2 pics for winter

Winter Troupe:

Tsumugi

Phil

Phil is a zebra. He is a pillow pet zebra. Like Lucifer, Phil is also easy travel size. The bottom half of Phil is pink, so I refer to him as my pink zebra.

I just think it'd be cute to have Tsumugi with a pillow pet ok. I also thought he'd probably have has Phil for many years (since he was a kid) and Tasuku most definitely brings up things from when they were kids and shit.

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Tasuku: you chose the pink zebra, and for what???

Tsumugi: its a very aesthetically pleasing pastel pink.

Tasuku: THERE WAS A DOG PILLOW PET RIGHT THERE AND IT WAS CUTER

Tsumugi: dont talk bad abt Phil.

the rest of mankai: ????????

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I got phil before I got Lucifer many years ago. He was old when i got him and he is very old now. I love him so much.

Named after Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) [YouTube]

Tasuku

Cap

Cap is a husky. He was won from a claw machine with Steve.

There's just something abt the grey and white that gave me Tasuku vibes. Also, Cap's eyes are abt the same shade of blue as Tsumugi's and Tasuku knows this bc they are in love. Very squishy when hugged and with the way he sits, you could make it look like he's guarding something.

Named after Captain America (Marvel)

Homare

Ushijima (Ushi)

Ushijima, also called Ushi, is the last of my giant stuffed animals. He is abt 2-3 ft tall (like Sammy) and has a tail abt the same length.

Ushi is a raccoon thats mostly hot pink. Ushi's eyes are also pink and just abt the same shade as Homare's hair, although Ushi's fur is brighter by a few shades.

Ushi hurts when thrown/swung hard enough. Very fun to hug bc he's filled with beans (like beanie babies) so unlike all my other giant animals, he doesn't have to be fixed/adjusted after everytime you squeeze him. The tail has cotton tho and makes a good pillow.

Homare would definitely just see a 3 ft tall hot pink raccoon and claim it with no explanation.

Named after Ushijima Wakatoshi (Haikyuu)

Hisoka

Vladmir Dracula the 3rd (Vlad, Drac)

Vladmir Dracula the 3rd, who has many other names but usually goes by Vlad or Drac, is a vampire (surprise).

Vlad is a squishmallow thingy, and their tags say something abt them being able to be used as pillows, and thats why Hisoka gets Vlad.

Vlad is triangular in shape, with triangle ears, and triangle fangs, so I thought abt Misumi, but i figured Hisoka bc it's a pillow.

He's like the perfect travel size and he has a cape and a bowtie.

Named after Vlad the Impaler, the real life inspiration behind Dracula (my brother thought he was named after Vladmir Putin and I wanted to punch him for that but I was too busy laughing.)

Also named after Dracula, who was a vampire.

Idk where 'the 3rd' came from, but it's part of his name for forever.

Azuma

Sebastian

Sebastian is a dinosaur thats blue with a white tummy.

He's also a squishmallow, but he's bigger than Vlad by abt 2× as wide, so he'd be harder to carry around, which is why Hisoka got Vlad instead. Being a squishmallow means he looks more blob than dinosaur and i love it.

His tag said his name was Dominic or something, but I named him Sebastian before I actually checked the tag, so he's Sebastian.

Named after Sebastian (Black Butler) and Sebastian Stan (Actor)

Guy

Moriarty

Moriarty is my other polar bear. I got him with Sherlock and named him Moriarty bc Moriarty is Sherlock's nemesis.

He's just a plain white bear thats very huggable and adorable. I usually have a bowtie on him bc it makes him look fancy.

Guy would like him bc he's plain white and very fluffy.

[edengarden]

Hi! May I have a romantic heaven box BNHA matchup, please? :)

I'm Flo, a 19 years old bisexual girl.

Appearance: I'm 164 cm(~5'3) tall, with slim, kinda athletic body. I have medium long brown hair and same coloured deer-eyes(probably most attractive part on me), I also wear eyesglasses. I have thin mouth unfortunately. Also, I have a tiny little scar above my right eyebrow(I opened our car's door on my head years ago lolol), it's barely visible. I'm vain and always dress like a lady: so dresses and skirts, I have a classy, elegant or cute style, depends on my daily outfit. I wear light makeup, but not all the time.

Personality: Ambiverted, Virgo with Leo ascendant and Pisces moon. Slytherpuff. Needless to say, these already represent how confusingly dual my personality is. My behaviour constatntly changes, depending on who I am with: I try to sell myself, being two-faced, wearing a mask(sometimes I appear to be talkative, other times full-stoic), but to people I really do love, I'm quite blunt. Most of the time I'm caring and relatively kind person(but can be an asshole&harsh if tired emotionally). Highly critical, opinionated and rational-thinker, and I usually analyze everything: movies, books, other people, myself. HATE small talk, I always want to talk about some deep shit, sharing my opinions, thougts(only if you ask for it). Enjoy debating. Also, I'm the REALLY clumsy, like clumsy af and I have an invincible talent in getting myself into the most embarrassing, cringe situations. Hate appearing to be weak or crying in front of others(I never do), and generally I can get melancolic and depressed easily. I don't really trust even my loved ones, I always hide my deepest emotional(or whatever) issues, I just can't stand the fact being emotionally vulnerable. Also, I bottle up feelings well. But I can be soft sometimes which suprises people. One of my best friends said, I am suprising, always doing something unpredicted. Additionally, I stress over something all the time. About my humour, it's kinda ironic, dark, morbid, troll-ish; roasting, teasing people 24/7. Don't worry, despite my sometimes serious act, I can be a total dumb idiot. Selfish, vain, lazy,  snobbish hahah. Quite liberal, and I almost never judge people, I mind my own buisness. When I can talk about something I love or just sharing my opinion, I am passionate and be ready for a LONG rambling. Oh, I love alcohol and going out with friends, also I smoke those occassions. Plus, I have god-like hands, everyone told me that I could earn money bc of my massaging skills(I just know by instict how to touch people lol). Oh, and I daydream and zone out a lot. I love going out and drink alcohol with my friends(and sometimes somoke too), the drunken me can be a real asshole, but also hugs out of the blue, I get softer. Oh, and I curse fucking much, I have a disgustingly flithy mouth, bc of my rather innocent appearance and behavior ppl are suprised how much is... cruse.

Relationship: I don't really have a 'type' but I get bored easily: I takes a lot for me to really like in long-term a person, so I fall easier for complex and charismatic ones(but like I said, I can fall for other personalities too!!). I'm a quite difficult person to be with and to love, so I'm suprisingly flexible in a relationship. Only thing I need and without it wouldn't work at all: DEEP CONVOS AND SOME INTELLECT. Also, I have a quite roasting-bullying type humour, so my lover should understand and being able to handle that. Anyways, I'm not much of a PDA person(but I don't mid handholding, short hugs etc. if my partner really want to), and not romantic at all(also cannot flirt hehe), and for a long time I can be bit distant. Love language is words of affirmation&quality time, and if I have to express my feelings I'm best with acts of service. I love cuddling, ppl are suprised when I initiate hugs but tbh I love physical affection. I'm probably more likely the 'friend' lover. I need a lot, lot, lot alone time.

Hobbies/Likes: classical literature, theatre, politics, hiking, sightseeing, mysteries, reading about disappearances(crimes), trying out new things, yoga, running, horse riding, table tennis, listening to music, cats, thunderstorms, rainy days, cider, tequila

Music taste: Oh man, MIXED. I listen to literally everything except techno, it depends on my mood honestly. But if I had to say something, I think indie, alternative rock, electronic and psychedelic songs are the closest to me, but I've grown to listen more and more rap. Most of the songs are depressive as fuck, I mean I can be at my happiest, but I'd still listen some dark shit. But still, I enjoy pop(2000s pop at parties FUCK YEAH), jazz. Also, some occassions all my ears and mind need is some good ol' classical music. Some faves: Tame Impala, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jack Stauber, Fink and some Hungarian bands that no one knows unfortunately. :(

Sorry if I was too long and more sorry if I've already requested before(my brain just rots lol), then just ignore me, hehe~♡

Did you,,, did you just copy paste like 3/4 of who I am

Man when I was reading your persona I was going “RinRinRinRinRinRin-“ but I decided against it UwU

ALL IN ALL you honestly sound like my type of person?? Like deadass I’d wanna befriend you. Fuck them small talks tell me what you think of the expansion of the universe and let’s talk about what if drugs are illegal bc they make us perceive true reality-

I’m going to match you up with... Shindo!

This one is a Battle of Wits, I swear. You didn’t trust him a single bit when the two of you first met, no one even thought you’d ever become friends. Shindo could practically see the gears turning in your head and quite frankly he was impressed?? You’re a highly intelligent individual who was able to keep your guard up and seclude yourself from others while not appearing TOO unapproachable? Boy was whipped and he didn’t even realize it. While others thought you were sort of cold and pragmatic, he thought you were the most well-balanced human in the world.

You guys 100% had an enemies to lovers thing going on, but it was slightly different. YOU started off completely uninterested in him, but while he made you think the feeling was mutual, I think Shindo found himself gravitating towards you. You can bet he secretly celebrated every little victory and step forward he made with you. Boy did NOT let up.

I seriously think he’s entertaining enough for you to keep interest in him. Shindo is as two-faced as you are (if not more), and he WILL change his behaviour within a second to keep your interest (somehow no one noticed his habit of doing that when he was crushing on you?? SUSPICIOUS). Also not a big fan of small talk; if he’s interested in you, he wants to know how you tick. He wants to know what you enjoy, what you like and what you dislike. And when you tell him while trying to still keep an emotional distance from him, he takes it as a challenge. No, he doesn’t think your relationship is a game, but he does think it’s highly entertaining and interesting.

When you start softening up to him, he won’t even grow bored. He’s worked so hard to get close to you and it finally pays off and he’s so happy??

But he won’t ever initiate PDA, just because he too has an image to uphold lmao if others don’t personally know you they’d never know y’all are falling for each other.

Songs!!

- One of My Turns, Pink Floyd (“don’t look so frightened this is just a passing phase one of my bad days” just hits different for the two of you?? I’m not saying your relationship is toxic bc it really isn’t but the VIBE is there)

- Do I Wanna Know?, Arctic Monkeys

- Dollar Days, David Bowie

- You Give Love A Bad Name, Bon Jovi

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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

Rebel Song by Sinead O'Connor

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Michelle Obama

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

4: What do you think about most? galaxies

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

"so ratchet" - Taylah

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? depends how uncomfortable i get

7: What’s your strangest talent? knowing the lyrics of all the songs to MLP s1-3

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) nO

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? nay

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? like grade 6

11: Do you have any strange phobias? i don't think so???

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? pen?

13: What’s your religion? science

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? bike riding, walking, high as balls

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Fleetwood Mac

17: What was the last lie you told? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

18: Do you believe in karma? sort

19: What does your URL mean? means noneyadamnbusiness

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? weakness would be my anxiety, strength is probably my enthusiasm once i'm comfortable

21: Who is your celebrity crush? it's so cliche and annoying but chris pratt

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? uH yeah man all the time

23: How do you vent your anger? breathing

24: Do you have a collection of anything? i have marbles

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? aw video chatting is cute

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? yes

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? white noise, deleting cones

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? death

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? both of these are good!!!

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. my wall

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? coldness

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? :000 ????

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? west coast bc lana del ray knows what she's taking about and i don't

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? 2chainz

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? knowledge

36: Define Art. a painting, structure, sound, or other creation that expresses an artist(s) feelings or represents a time, space or location. (it can also be a lot of other things, it's very broad)

37: Do you believe in luck? not really

38: What’s the weather like right now? COLD!

39: What time is it? 9:23pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? naH fuck cars

41: What was the last book you read? i forget what it was called 'Sea of Love' something or other, and it was very good.

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? no

43: Do you have any nicknames? Gibby

44: What was the last film you saw? Bojack Horseman???

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? my BOWELS

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? jas

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Rick and Morty

48: What’s your sexual orientation? bisexual

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? not really a rumour but i cackled when someone said i was into hard drugs

50: Do you believe in magic? wtf yeah

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? i try not to

52: What is your astrological sign? sagittarius !!

53: Do you save money or spend it? depends how i am

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? $20 worth of sushi for ellie and i

55: Love or lust? both

56: In a relationship? no funk u

57: How many relationships have you had? 2

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :-(

59: Where were you yesterday? Ellies, we set up the fish tank

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? yes, a giant unicorn head

61: Are you wearing socks right now? no

62: What’s your favourite animal? Emu

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? uhh??

64: Where is your best friend? East Brisbane

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. i don't have

66: What is your heritage? White™

((i'm australian, were basically mongrels))

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? slep

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? Satan

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? with honesty, im the only person who's ever gotten me 'off'

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yeah i guess so

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? i am unemployed

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? any Marina and The Diamonds

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 1017

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication

77: How can I win your heart? dogs

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes :)

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? adopting Moe

80: What size shoes do you wear? 7 1/2

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? bye bitch

82: What is your favourite word? the

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. arteries

84: What is a saying you say a lot? morty

85: What’s the last song you listened to? Home by The Jungle Giants

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? pink

87: What is your current desktop picture? Paul Rudd in Tim and Eric's computer skit

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Donald Trump

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? do u love me ((LMAO))

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? oh hey boys you want some tea

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? shapeshifting!!!

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? acid time at Ella's

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Selena Gomez but i'd only sleep with her, just girl times.

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Rome

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? nA

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Almost

98: Ever been on a plane? yee

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? penis