#live laugh love joel smallishbeans

[faymuffet]

NO MORE EMPIRES S2 WITH JOEL SMALLISHBEANS

[enderwoah]

assorted doodles from a jimmy-centric omori au i have in the works. grian is mari, if any of you were wondering. if you don't know anything about omori, this is a fun silly kid au, and if you know omori, i apologise greatly. pearl is basil. scott and joel are like aubrey together, martyn is sort of like hero, lizzie is basically kel. it's pretty 1-1 with some changes...pls ask me about this i have so many thoughts up in my dumb monkey brain and i need an excuse to draw/write about it PLEAAASE

heres a fun tidbit their entire group has silly headwear. martyn thinks he's too good for a funny headband so he has his bandanna, lizzie has calico cat ears, joel has his shrek antennae, pearl has moth antennae, and jimmy and grian have matching wings (yellow and red respectively, naturally). they're just silly little kids i love them,,,

[masterblooky]

Someone draw Joel all big and 11 foot and then seeing the warden and then shrinking to 2 inches like Fwhip said

[bookishspirit662]

The actual title is "Copper Dad, Terracotta Son" but the link won't change ;-;

yeah I didn't like the first title, I forgot it was a doctor who quote and wanted something more in the fandom

but hey! hello! I've written my first fic! basically I took the copper dad joke and made it sad :)

here's the tumblr version, this chapter's kinda short but oh well

“Hey, Dad?”

“What’s the matter?”

“Tell me again why you keep the Vigil.”

“We have to honour the deaths of the emperors of all the lands around us, so the respawn magic doesn’t leave us.”

“But why? I mean, the respawn magic never helped Mum.”

A sigh. “You know how it works.”

“Yeah, you’ve said, she wasn’t as tied to ‘this mortal plane.’ But you must have been able to do something to save her after she got sick, right?”

Pixlriffs turned sharply. “Joel, listen to me. I’m just the guardian, not a god. I don’t get to pick who lives and dies. Do you understand that?”

“I guess.”

He paused. “Sorry for snapping at you. You know how much… Come on, you’re going to be late for your lessons.”

“It’s alright,” replied Joel. “See you in a bit.”

“Don’t forget your water—and he’s gone. Joel! Wait! Ugh, ten-year-olds.”

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The desert sky was bright blue on the day his son was to dip his own candle for the first time. Joel's eighteenth birthday was a momentous occasion, being the prince of Pixandria. A celebration had been planned, and the city-state was abuzz with excitement. Pixlriffs walked down the stairs for breakfast.

“Happy birthday!” he said, seeing Joel was already at the table.

“Thanks!”

“Do you have a colour in mind for your candle?” asked Pixlriffs.

“I do, don’t worry.”

The two ate their meal, talking about what was planned for the day. A candle ceremony was being held just before lunch, then they’d explore the festival up until dinner with the royal council, finishing the day with fireworks.

“Oh! I have a present for you,” said Pix, nodding towards the butler. A package was brought out, wrapped in magenta and green cotton. Joel opened it, eyes widening as he saw what was inside.

“You were saying how you needed new armour, so I got you some enchanted by the court’s wizard.”

“Diamond armour!” exclaimed Joel. “Thank you, Dad!” He ran over and hugged him. “Right, I’m going to go get ready for the candle-making ceremony.” He gathered the armour in his hands. “Diamond armour,” he whispered. Pix smiled, and rose to put on his official robes. Phew, he likes it.

An hour passed, and the citizens of Pixandria had gathered around the Vigil. Pix and Joel stood next to it, surrounded with pots of burning hot wax of all different colours.

“As you all know, my son is now of age, and gets to choose a colour for his candle. Joel Smallishbeans Riffs, as your father, I dipped the candle in wax for you throughout your childhood, but now it’s your turn.” Pix handed the white candle to his son.

Joel looked at all of the people watching him, and walked towards the magenta pot. He carefully lowered the candle into the wax, and lifted it high. The crowd cheered, and Joel whooped. Grinning brightly, Joel put his candle on the drying tray, and waved. Music started playing, and everyone spread through the streets full of decorations, art, and food.

“Well? Where to first?” asked Pix.

“I think I smell some chocolate this way.”

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

After a day full of fun and a delicious dinner, Pix and Joel sat by the river to watch the fireworks display. Even now, the flashing, floating, sparkling lights still amazed both of them. Magentas, greens, yellows, oranges, and blues flooded the starry sky, and children who’d begged to stay up to watch the show were shouting and pointing in excitement.

“Your mother would’ve loved to see this.”

“I thought fireworks existed back then?”

“They did,” laughed Pix. “I mean, see you all grown up. I wish I could say she’d prepared some sort of present for your eighteenth, but we didn’t expect anything to happen.” Pix turned to Joel. “Sorry for bringing down the mood—wait, what’s that next to your eye?”

“What?”

“That little gray splotch on your skin—it can’t be.” Pix lifted a lantern so he could see better. “There’s no way.”

“What? What is it, Dad?”

“The deathbell blight.”

[infinitelysordinary]

my current wips are under the cut!

(including: a second oneshot for the pix god au, the third part of the hanahaki flower husbands angst, 3l!joel smallishbeans chapter 2, and some empires fluff)

where is it now, the glory and the dream? ~700 words, draft 1

Two immortals--one by circumstance, and one by choice--walk into a bar. Only one walks out.

(this is pix!god au but after exile. instead of loving his immortality, he hates it. sorry pix.)

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in a home that’s filled with love and hope (and a life that feels just right) ~650 words, draft 0/outline

Slowly, surely, they fall back together again.

(this is the fluffy hanahaki disease ending that i promised. it does, however, start off very angsty--but i promise it has a good ending. they get to live their happily ever after.)

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my heart won’t start (’cause it’s missing some parts) (chapter 2) ~3000/8500 words, draft 1.5; ~600/6500 words, draft 2

“Jeremy?” he suggests, before he laughs. That isn’t him—not in this world, at least. “You know what? I think I’m going to call you Gerald. Do you like that, Gerald?”

Gerald nods excitedly, tail wagging even faster. Joel grins.

(3l!joel smallishbeans is my punching bag. i’m not even going to apologise for this; it’s literally a canon-compliant character study. he did this to himself /j)

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a night so still, i dance, i soar ~350 words, draft 1

Love changes people, for the better.

(this is monarch’s chatfic/high school au!!! it’s just a parallel universe to the empires world. it’s very beloved and i adore writing it so much.)

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it’ll probably be a while before i manage to finish any of these, because i’m really busy, but here you go <3 have fun!! the joel fic is most likely to be updated next, because i have the most planned/written out for that one, but who knows.

(send me asks about this if you’re curious about any of these!)

[persephaerys]

personal tagging system

yes, this is inspired by scream-mans-friend ^_^

BNHA

shinsou hitoshi → cabbage cat kid

eri → applebloom

aizawa shouta → caterpillar

yamada hizashi → team yelleth

kayama nemuri → sweet dreams

shirakumo oboro → cloudcaptor sakura

hatsume mei → hachumei

monoma neito → cat burglar

erasermic → silent scream

erasercloud → rainy day

cloudmic → loudest cloudest

erasercloudmic → rock paper scissors

erasermicnight → trauma trio

cloudnight → midnight mist

micnight → mcnight (i keep reading it like that i truly am bearer of the curse (illiteracy))

midjoke → laughing gas

eri & shinsou → unikitty

shinsou & hatsume → insomniac maniacs

monoshin → copycat & sleepy cat

aizawa, mic, midnight, & oboro → up on the rooftop

WACCHA PRIMAGI

amauri miruki → dawooo

hanitan → super mascot hell

kokoa lemon → cocolemon

hibino matsuri → confetti carnivale

myamu → nyan

yayoi hina → nike

sumeragi amane → princey

omega auru → omegalul

jennifer sumire sol → sunny day

ibuki touma → bi childhood friends

hughie → gay wolves

LDSHADOWLADY → SHADOW QUEEN

smallishbeans → jeremyism

EMPIRES

heart of the sea (solo lizzie)

reel love (+joel)

seablings (+jimmy)

LAST LIFE

faerie queen (solo lizzie)

her sword (+ren)

red names bad boys (+joel)

fairy castle (+fairy fort)

AFTERLIFE

garbage collector (raccoon)

flower cryptid (floran)

princess of zoorgensploosh (goolien)

desert inhabitant (kangaroo)

live laugh fly (birb)

shut eye (enigma)

undead fashionista (zombie)

would u still love me (crawler)

ghosting (phantom)

hrmm (villager)

EMPIRES S2

calico critter (solo lizzie)

stone pickaxes (+joel)

everybody wants to be a cat (+hermes)