#lmao what a dumbass chump

[greatrunner]

Wow... okay, then

"There was thirteen of them and one of me" a more serious reading of Beni's "There’s only one of you and fifteen of me".

Francis going out like a chump is fittingly abrupt. He thought he was the final boss ☠️🤡

Armond ran a troupe of two faced snitches, and was surprised that one of them snitched on him.

Daniel went out poking the bear with the stick. Now he's wearing sunglasses at night.

Only ten million dollars? Louis you cheapass.

Anything that paints Lestat as other than malicious and self serving makes me sus, but it's also Armond doing underhanded shit, so, it like... [shrug] y'all are awful, and I guess Louis like him some garbage men.

Lestat doesn't seem to be all there toward the end.

Him getting stuck with a 30 something having an undead life crisis who looks at him like an annoying grandparent is, again, fitting

Why didn't you save your daughter, man???? I'm so fucking angry at you dumbasses!!!

lmao the vampires telepathically rage tweeting

"I am the danger."

If I can say anything about Jacob Anderson, it's that his performance in this show alone, when contrasted to what he was given to do in something like Game of Thrones, is what you miss when the industry intentionally undermines Black artists.

Like, dude is absolutely fire in this show. And for the most part, the people he worked with knew that.

[wegonbealright-09]

not me being on tiktok and then getting an ad for usher’s new album and him using snty to promote it instead of his own songs is crazy. especially when the remix didn’t even to well lmao.

its obvious that scooter is also involved with him as well and is trying to kill two birds with one stone which is both hilarious and brazen. obv his halftime show didn’t flop but there has been significantly less buzz than in previous years and beyoncé took a huge fat dump whatever other buzz was left 🤣. hell, more people were prob talking about alicia than him. the production was so tacky and outdated it gave Vegas show but not in a good way.

idk but just knowing that shit is not going as well for scooter as he wants to pretend it is puts a smile on my face. especially if he’s as jobless as to start dming armys who are “being mean to him”. I don’t think he’s leaving anytime soon but I for one would love to see a boycott just to stir shit up and make things interesting. now is also the perfect time since none of the members projects are coming out yet. if it coincided with a merch drop or smth that would be even better. but what am I getting my hopes up for if we know armys are spineless “ot7” agenda robots. even if it affected the members I wouldn’t care bc if anyone would be able to persuade action against scooter it would be them and I’m sure they wouldn’t let themselves get fucked over for some white dude they barely know. especially when it was bangpd’s dumbass idea to invest a billion on that scammer just to watch all of his appealing clients make a run for it as soon as they could. i’m sure the only reason theyre signing on for more years is $$$ bc two years of only earning music and merch residuals is chump change. i don’t hold it against them at all lol that’s their job but I’m not romanticizing it anymore either. its all strictly business.

You and I are thinking very much alike anon

[pixelwisp-archive]

i want more orimakki 😩 !!! pls answer these q's i rly wanna know 🥺

Flora I love you so MUCH oh my god thank you for feeding me TT-TT (also I'm ABSOLUTELY SENDING THIS BACK FOR YOU AND OSAMU I WANNA KNOWWWW)

I’m gonna answer these Interview style because it sounds fun to do and because I can😌

This ended up taking me SO long because, per usual, I got way too carried away lmao I'm so sorry

Makki is blue and I'm orange! (Interviewer is red lmao)

1. Who loves flower crowns more?

“Ori, for sure”

“I’m bad at making them though, so I make Hiro make them for me” 

Makki looks at her like😒 and she laughs - he bites back a smile.

2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle?

"Hiro, for sure - I get a little weird about physical affection"

"She hates me"

"That's not true bub, you're just so hot"

"Thanks babe, I think you're pretty cute too"

Ori rolls her eyes and elbows him. "Next question"

3. Who has awful taste in music?

*simultaneously* "Hiro" "Me"

4. Who is the meme lover?

"I run a relatively popular account on instagram"

"I wake up every day to at least 30 new memes that he's spammed my phone with"

5. How did their second date go?

Ori starts laughing as Makki groans.

"He tried to take me to a park for a picnic-"

"Listen it would have been romantic but there was this fucking-"

"raccoon coming to grab our food-"

"and of course Ori is a dumbass ("HEY") and was ready to pet the literal wild animal ("he was so cute :(") so I tried to like shoo it away but-"

"It bit him and we ended up just sharing a cheese stick in the hospital"

"It was a disaster, to say the least"

"It's still one of my favorite dates, though"

"You just like seeing me in pain"

Ori laughs. "Not True!"

6. How many children do they want/have?

"17"

"absolutely not"

"we've talked about having two, maybe three"

"with a couple years in between. Gotta make sure they bully each other. It's important for character growth"

"We'll be sure to bully the oldest so they're not a weirdo like their mom"

Ori nods in agreement.

7. Who hides the weapons?

"I have a knife collection, does that count? I keep them in a display case on the wall"

8. Who is the better dancer?

Makki laughs. "Oh, me for sure"

"YOU?"

"Have you seen your dancing babe?"

"Have you seen YOUR dancing? What the hell is this?" *imitates this god awful windmill move*

"...okay, valid. We're both bad."

9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding?

"We're not married, marriage is for chumps."

Makki sighs. "We're not married *yet*."

"Gross, tryna tie me down stinky?"

"Been trying for years, bub"

Ori blushes, and looks away to hide her smile.

"...maybe"

Makki grins and leans in. "What?"

"I said maybe. I just-"

"I know, baby. Maybe is all I need."

10. What do their parents think of them dating?

"My parents are in love with Ori."

"My parents love him too!"

"Even your dads?"

"Yeah, my dads love you"

"Your step dad doesn't seem to like me much"

Ori furrows her brows. "which one?"

"I'm sorry, did you say 'which one?'"

"Oh, sorry. I have three dads. My mom, my dad, and then their husbands"

"I don't know, your mom's husband doesn't seem like he's warmed up to me"

"It took him years to even warm up to me. He shared his pot roast recipe with you, remember? that was his seal of approval"

Ori giggles while Makki looks at her suspiciously but eventually mumbles "if you say so"

11. Are they a super sappy couple?

"She clowns the shit out of me whenever I try"

Ori laughs. "I'm sorry I just don't know how to act when I'm embarrassed"

"I'm trying to woo you, not embarrass you, you jackass"

"*woo* me?!" Ori cackles

"I don't know why I even try"

(She goes up to him later, and takes his face in her hands, her demeanor more serious than before

"Hey, bub. You know I don't mean *you* embarrass me right? I just get awkward about affection"

He sighs and nuzzles into her palm

"I know you didn't, it's ok. I just love you too much sometimes, and its hard to reel it in"

"I love you too. So so much"

"I am gonna ask you to marry me someday. You know that?"

"I know, and my simp ass is gonna say yes. How gross is that"

Makki rolls his eyes, a smile on his face

"So gross")

12. How did they get together?

"We danced around each other for like 2 years"

"it was painful"

"Iwaizumi finally beat the confidence into me enough to kiss her"

"I don't know that you ever actually asked me out"

"Really? Oh, well then, wanna date?"

"Nah, you're a little weird"

"Damn ok, guess I'll call Mattsun" Ori laughs

13. Who asked the other to get married?

*more gagging noises while Makki sighs*

"It'll be me, clearly"

14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes?

"Hiro. 100%"

"Hey, you stay up late too!"

"I know, but my jokes are always funny"

"rude"

15. Who is the nerd?

"Oh my god it's Ori"

"Hey, I converted you, fellow nerd. plus, you have a knife collection - if that's not nerd shit idk what is"

"touché"

16. Who knows the most obscure facts?

"Hiro"

"Did you know that penguins have knees?"

"I do now"

17. Who makes the other a flower crown?

"Hiro! His fingers are better suited for the weaving, I have weirdly small hands"

"Hey, I like your hands"

"Awh, babe<3"

18. Who likes to read?

"I do! If I'm not reading a physical book I'm always reading something on my phone!"

19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads?

Makki grins, pointing to himself while Ori shoots him a playful glare

20. Who tutors the other?

"Hiro is actually wicked smart. He an invaluable study buddy"

"Ori is the definition of a bimbo"

"Nah I'm the shebo, I'm not hot enough to make bimbo status"

"Excuse me? Consensus says you are both very hot AND definitely belonging in the bimbo category"

"Consensus? What consensus"

Makki smiles, a little too innocently. "Group Chat"

"Oh my god"

21. Do they have similar taste in movies?

"Ori enjoys literally everything so it's really easy to find common ground"

"We change it up a lot, but we're usually end up with either a horror movie or we binge an anime"

22. How do their personalities compliment each other?

"We're both fucking weirdos"

"Yeah, and Hiro's calm complements my loud - he grounds me when I need it"

"goes both ways - I get loud too. Feelings are loud sometimes and that's ok"

Ori snorts. "Ok, dr.phil"

23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon?

"Is like, texting them an option?"

"We'll take em' out for breadsticks or something"

"Oh lets have them open up like a lil onesie, our moms would die"

Ori laughs "What's it gonna say on it"

"'You're both grandmas now. Congrats, you old bitches'"

Ori wheezes, folding in on herself in her seat

"That's so fucking stupid, we are absolutely doing that"

24. Who has better fashion sense?

"Look at us. Look at how we're dressed"

"There are holes in my shirt"

"and that's his nice shirt"

"In my defense, it had holes when I bought it"

"So holes are fashionable now?"

"Apparently"

"Hobo chic"

25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner?

"Ori is a doormat-"

"RUDE"

"-Lemme finish babe - until it comes to her people. If someone's rude to me she is ready to throw hands in seconds flat"

"damn straight...would you fight for me?"

"Of course. you think I wouldn't?"

"Just making sure<3"

26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle?

"EVERYTHING"

27. What other couple would your otp get along with?

Ori perks up "Flora and Osamu!!! I love the both of them so much, they're so cute together too"

"They're great people, plus Osamu gives us free food and honestly, what else do you need in a friend"

Ori slaps Makki's shoulder "Stop acting like you only like Osamu for his cooking"

"I'm only kidding!"

28. Who likes to prank the other?

"Ori does this thing where she'll do something nice for me and then go "get pranked!" when I notice"

"I do indeed do that"

"I am not kind. Sometimes I'll just, buy an air horn. And press it. while she's asleep."

Ori glares at Makki

"he does indeed do that"

29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures?

"I do"

"He's alwaysss taking pictures, but I hate getting my picture taken and he's super respectful of that"

"...yeah"

(Later, when Ori's stepped out for a minute

"I do take pics of her. She doesn't know it but I do"

Makki starts to show off an album full of candids of Ori

Makki sighs, a soft smile on his face "She's so pretty"

"Don't tell her about this please, she'll murder me")

30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates?

"Oof"

"That's what you'd say? Oof?"

"It's an oof for you. stuck? with me? forever?"

"you doofus, there's no one else I'd rather have"

"you little fucker, you're gonna make me cry"

makki laughs and squeezes her hand "love you stinky"

Ori sniffles "Yeah I love you too I guess"

31. Where would they live?

"right now we live in an apartment in Osaka-"

"but eventually we wanna by a house. We're thinking of going back home to Miyagi"

"We miss the small town atmosphere"

32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one?

"oh my god, a little shoulder dragon would be so cute"

"ok but imagine how much money we'd save with something we could ride to work"

"shit, you're so right"

33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be?

"There are types of vampires?" looks to Makki, Makki shrugs

"Is dying an option?"

34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween?

"we do themed couple ones but like, not sexy ones"

"yeah, like for instance our friends went as a fireman and his girl was a dalmation, and we were-"

"bob ross and his panting!"

"...she was bob ross"

"this year I'm trying to get him to dress as mothman so I can dress up as a lamp"

35. Can they name each other’s favourite food?

"Ori loves chicken to the point where it's almost concerning"

"Hiro likes cream puffs"

"No no, they're Profiteroles"

"they're the same thing babe"

"but profiteroles sound so much fancier"

36. Do they have pet names for one another?

"The usual"

"Babe, baby-"

"stinky, fuckass-"

"bubs-"

"doofus, dumbass, nerd"

"nothing crazy"

37. How do they cheer each other up?

"I swear to god he's a psychic - he always knows exactly what I need. Sometimes I need space, sometimes I just need a hug, other times he'll have a whole self care night in prepared for me when I get home"

"Ori always knows what to do. She's not a snuggler but she will let me hold her for hours if it meant making me feel better. Honestly most of the time she holds me because - well, boobs"

"Takahiro!"

Makki laughs and jerks away as she pinches his side

38. Do they show a lot of PDA?

"I think we're not too bad. We hold hands, I'll give her the occasional kiss. She lets me wrap my arm around her sometimes"

"These questions are making me feel like a bad girlfriend. Let? :("

"hush, you're the best. You think I'd stick around if you were a bad girlfriend? Do you know how obsessed with you I am? The boys clown me for never shutting up about you even after all this time"

*Ori buries her face in her hands to hide the blush* "Oh my god you're so lame"

"That's her way of saying she loves me too :)"

39. How old were they when they got together?

"I was 22, Ori was 20"

"holy shit, almost four years?"

"Yep"

"wow"

40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home?

"Me!"

"She's done it before. She named her Ripley"

41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses?

both start cackling "Absolutely not. We can try but it would be a disaster"

42. What is their song?

"Oh its-"

Castaways from the Backyardigans starts playing from Makki's phone as he grins.

"-our song is not Castaways, Hiro"

"It could be. We could decide it is right now"

"We are not making our song Castaways"

"oh c'moooonnnnn, it's a bop!"

Ori laughs "Its-"

"Your song by Elton John. It was playing when we kissed for the first time"

Ori covers her smile with her hand, her eyes soft as she looks at Makki

43. What does their room look like?

"A mess right now, Ori had to find an outfit for today so there are clothes everywhere"

Ori grins sheepishly

44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded?

"Hiro would probably do the killing, I would be moral support"

"I dunno babe, I think if you snapped you could totally become a badass"

"You think so?"

"Hell yeah, I've seen you get mad at Mattsun enough times to know you can get scary as hell when you wanna"

45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed?

"we've done it for each other, it depends on the day to be honest"

46. Who loves kids more?

"Ori"

"But the kids LOVE Hiro so much its crazy, and he's so good with them"

"I like kids well enough but they're so rude and for what"

"I find their lack of filter funny!"

"If you ever feel your ego is too big, just talk to a seven year old. They'll drag to hell and back with no hesitation"

47. Do either of them have a crazy ex?

"I dunno. Do you?"

"No. Do you?"

"Nope"

"Cool"

48. What are their favourite colours?

"Hiro's is this very specific red color"

"Ori doesn't have one, it changes all the time"

"this is true"

49. Who likes to cook?

"Oh I love cooking!"

"She does majority of the cooking but we sometimes cook together"

"he is utter chaos in the kitchen but we always have a good time, even if he make my blood pressure go through the roof"

50. Who is the forgetful one?

"Hey Ori, what'd you have for breakfast this morning."

"I- um. An Iced Coffee?"

"Final answer?"

"....yes"

"Bzzzt. Wrong. You had cereal :)"

51. Does either of them know how to fight?

"I don't mean to brag, but I've taken Tai chi lessons"

"Babe, you signed up for those lessons after we binged Avatar, and you only went to four of those classes before quitting because it was too hard"

"Those four lessons taught me enough to kick someone's ass for you though"

Ori laughs "I'm sure they did"

52. What do they do for Valentines Day?

"We have this tradition of going to the store and each of us take turns blindly picking out snacks, pajamas, and either a movie/video game/or craft project and we stay in and have a little pamper day"

"we also absolutely RAID the store next day when the candy is half off"

53. Who swears more?

"We both swear a lot to be honest"

"Oh my god we're so bad"

54. Who has the better comebacks?

"Hiro, 100%"

"Ori is quick too though"

"But you go right for the jugular"

"I'm not mean to you though"

"Oh no! I just mean with others, like Oikawa - you drag that man within an inch of his life"

Makki laughs "Oh ok yeah that's fair"

55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale?

"Me. Like I said, Ori is a doormat. She is so afraid of confrontation someone could literally spit on her and she'd apologize to them"

"It sounds so bad when you put it like that"

56. Who reads buzzfeed?

"Hiro says he does them ironically, but I'll be reading something on my phone and he'll start asking me obscure questions, and then I realize he's trying to get me to build a smoothie so he can find out with 'Desperate Houswife' I am"

"She got Gabrielle"

"Which isn't even accurate, I'm totally more of a Susan"

"You have some of Gabrielle's spice, though"

"What did you get?"

"Me? oh, I got Lynette"

"kinda accurate, actually"

57. Who is the hopeless romantic?

"I am, she makes fun of me but I know she loves it"

"I do, honestly"

58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand?

"I do!"

59. Who can rap better?

"oh god, neither of us"

"speak for yourself"

"go on babe, rap for them"

"...well I can't right now"

"exactly"

60. Do either of them want to go sky diving?

"I'd be down"

"I love the idea of it but oof, I'm too chicken shit"

61. What do they usually text about?

Makki pulls out his phone

"'hey babe, we're out of eggs' - that was Ori"

"'dog' - with a pic attached of said dog, that was from me"

"11/10, 'I hope he knows what a good boy he is', that was Ori's response"

"Then Ori ranted to me about Uraraka's character development"

"the wasted potential is appalling"

"absolutely it is. 3 hours later, from me - 'I forgot eggs'"

62. Who is the dramatic one?

"me, for sure"

"She's self aware though so its not so bad"

63. Is either one confrontational?

"Not really? We both avoid confrontation whenever possible. If something needs to be said though, I don't really have any reservations about it"

64. What is their favourite cuddle position?

"Me as the big spoon, I much prefer holding him I think, its less hot that way"

"Plus, boobs :3"

Ori groans as Makki laughs "I hate you"

65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)?”

"Ooooh thats a toughie, we listen to so much"

66. What are their parenting styles?

"I tend to be the bad guy"

"That's not true!"

"Why do you think kids like you better? I'm the one who makes them eat veggies for a snack and you bribe them with ice cream"

"I promise we'll share the bad guy role when we have our own"

Ori narrows her eyes at Makki, sticking her tongue out at him "we better"

67. Who would be the more laid back one?

"Hiro, I get wound like a fucking top sometimes"

"You stress easily, but its ok, when you're stressed you get mean and its kinda hot"

"I'm glad my breakdowns are sexy to you"

Makki laughs "You know that's not what I meant"

68. Who listens to more vulgar music?

"Ehh, neither of us really"

"not our jam"

69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know?

"...do you?"

"....no"

"That was suspish"

"I'm sorry did you just say 'suspish'?"

"don't change the subject! what are you hiding?"

"Nothing!! I swear"

"Pinky?"

"Pinky"

(later, while Ori's out of the studio, he shows a picture of the ring to the camera.

"So, yeah. There is one secret. I'm really bad at lying though so let's not put me on the spot like that anymore please" The man looks d a m p with sweat lmao)

70. Who is their go to couple for a double date?

"FLOSAMU, 100%. We're overdue too, I miss them!"

71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date?

"Generously"

"If you don't tip you're a jackass"

72. How do they work out a fight?

"Communication is key. We often give each other the silent treatment but it usually is just to clear our heads so we can come back to talk it out"

"He's so mature when it comes to our relationship. The way he takes charge when I'm flailing and don't know what to do or how to proceed is so sexy" Ori starts fanning herself as if to emphasis her point, a teasing grin plastered on her face

73. Who brings home an illegal pet?

"Hiro will bring anything home if it's injured. It could be a snake and if he's worried its hurt I will come home to it in the bath"

"you gotta save the animals, babe"

"Most people would call a wildlife facility though, not take them to their tiny city apartment"

74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on?

"I sleep on the left! I don't think either of us are particularly picky about it though"

"We usually wake up sprawled anyway with no clear sign of where we were before"

75. What is their favorite photo of them two together?

"There's a picture someone took of us dancing at a wedding. Ori is mid laugh in that photo and she's just - shit, she's so pretty."

"Hiro what the fuck why are you so sappy today"

"I dunno - I just think you're neat"

Ori's lips tremble a tiny bit. She sniffles. "It's my favorite photo too."

76. Who takes longer in the bathroom?

"Oh my god-"

"Okay-"

"SHE TAKES FOREVER"

"OKAY, LISTEN-"

"SHE ONLY GOES ON TIKTOK WHEN SHE GOES TO THE BATHROOM"

"I JUST GO THROUGH MY NOTIFICATIONS"

"SHE IS NEVER - STOP HITTING ME - SHE IS NEVER QUICKER THAN 30 MINUTES"

"YOU ARE SO DRAMATIC"

"DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SHOWERS"

77. Who has more songs on their ipod?

"Hiro, I kinda keep to the stuff I know, while he's constantly adding new music"

78. What movie did they first see together?

"Uhhh I think it was-"

"It was Princess Mononoke, you were appalled when I said I hadn't seen it yet"

"Honestly I still am. How do you go through 20 years of your life without having seen Princess Mononoke?" Ori shrugs

79. What do they like to see each other in?

"nothing"

"not sure what I expected, really"

"I mean was there really any other answer?"

80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times?

"Oh god. Both of us. We are so terrible"

"Sometimes Ori will nudge me if I'm being especially bad but she is usually the one egging me on because there is nothing cuter than her trying to hold in a laugh"

81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children?

"We started talking about it a few months ago"

"It wouldn't be any time soon either, its just discussing the topic so we know where each of us stand"

"Yeah, there's still a lot for us to figure out"

"Like, you know, finances and getting married and stuff"

Ori bites her lip "...yeah, and stuff."

82. What do they love about each other the most?

"It's probably a cop out to say everything"

"please, you don't love everything, I'm a mess"

"but you're MY mess" Ori smiles and kicks him playfully

"This is going to sound super cheesy, but I just love his heart? He's loves so loudly and so wholly. With everyone and everything around him. He's just such a good person and it's insane to think he somehow chose to be with me, a human dumpster"

"You were so romantic until you called yourself a dumpster"

"It was getting too soft, I gotta keep my bruh girl reputation"

"You're such a dork"

83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focus’s on the small details?

"I think we're both kind of big picture people"

"No, babe, you are obsessive over minute details"

"No I'm not!"

"Everything takes you twice as long because you are constantly quadruple checking if its ok"

"..."

"and you get so stressed when you're given a project or a problem that's even the tiniest bit vague"

"well, I-"

"And don't even get me started on when you're cleaning, you always take forever because you go through every single item you've ever owned even if you know you're gonna toss or keep it"

"Okay, I feel really attacked right now" Makki laughs

84. What would they write on their partner’s social media’s for their anniversary?

"I usually go with a tried and true mixture of sappy and funny. I post a couple photo of us that I like or just a standalone of him and I give a cute little snippet talking about how lucky I am"

"Every year I just go on a rant about how much I love her. I'm always overwhelmed on anniversaries so I keyboard smash my way through the post."

85. Who is bad at math?

"Me, I don't understand any of it. Hiro is actually pretty good at it though"

86. Who googles everything?

"I've caught her trying to google where her glasses are"

"OKAY to be FAIR I was googling to see what the most likely places would be, it was just to give me ideas"

"And where were they?"

"*sigh* in the fridge"

"why?"

"because I was on autopilot and I assumed it was the butter"

87. Who does stuff on impulse?

"Oh, me. Ori does sometimes but she always regrets whatever she impulse did"

"its normally shopping and then I'm sad because I'm broke again"

88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation?

"honestly? We learned this the hard way, but...just being there, letting them know they can lean on you when they need to. Being a pillar and giving them the space and comfort to let them tell you what they need and how you can help. Communication is so important in a relationship"

"You said you learned that the hard way? What do you mean by that?"

Ori and Makki share a look

"It's a long story. Another time, maybe"

89. What is an inside joke they have?

They both immediately start laughing

"Are you also thinking-"

"Yes! What about-"

"*incoherent wheezing*"

"well there's the-"

"or the-"

"oh my god remember-"

all the sentences go unfinished, laughter dissolving any chance of you ever figuring any of them out.

90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all?

"I think its mutual, sometimes we will literally just look at each other and we'll smile without even realizing it."

"We're so gross"

"Ugh, I know." But they smile at each other

91. What is their favourite holiday?

"New years! Christmas is always nice but its stressful with gift giving. New years is always stress free and a good time, plus Ori loves visiting the shrines the next day"

"It's so peaceful, and seeing everyone pay their respects fills me with an overwhelming appreciation for humanity."

92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive?

Ori pouts.

"I'm the angry one. I know I am. I'm a menace"

"You're not a menace babe, you just feel a little more than others"

"Are you like high right now or something? What has got you so wise and therapist-y"

"Love." Makki wiggles his eyebrows as she scoffs, her soft giggles betraying the eye roll

93. What is their favourite board game to play?

"Clue!"

94. Who accidentally sets something on fire?

"Okay, it's me, it's happened more than once too"

"She doesn't know the first thing about safety in the kitchen"

"I want to argue so bad but I just know I can't" she sighs

95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store?

"I'm robbing. Ori would get distracted"

"valid"

96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert?

"Mother Mother"

"It was INSANE"

97. Who sleep talks?

"Hiro does" Ori starts giggling, pulls up the sleep app on her phone

"Wanna listen?"

98. Who is the more social one?

"Oh, me, definitely. She is more talkative but Ori rarely initiated conversation with new people or if she's in a new environment at all"

99. What are their karaoke songs?

"I have to be absolutely trashed before we even attempts Karaoke but we do a duet and its either Bohemian Rhapsody or one of our cheesy love songs"

100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh?

"Hiro!! He does it all the time and I love him for it"

"Awh, love you too babe"

"And that's a wrap!"

Makki looks at Ori, grabbing her hand and instinctively intertwining their hands together. "Ready to go, stinky?"

Ori smiles, bringing their entangled hands up to lips as she presses a soft kiss to his skin.

"Ready."

[grenade-maid]

I was thinking about it during my shift, and I think if I do ever finish that essay I'll probably just send it to any mutuals who are interested and leave it at that. If it passes that initial reading I might consider posting on like medium or something, but honestly it's the kind of thing I wouldn't want attention from. After seeing how the internet has reacted to stuff in the past I can only really see it turning out poorly. Either it'll piss off the "we make jacking off to depictions of minors a core part of our identity" gang with fandom nerds and 4chan edgelords forming the most insufferable Voltron of buffoonery in my comments/inbox, or it'll take off initially but end up getting misunderstood and watered down and quoted out of context by dumbass sj Twitter to like cancel people for reading Azumanga Daioh or being into spanking or some shit, or someone who's like actually smart instead of just pretend smart like me will read it and be like "LMAO look at this chump, you'll find that a basic understanding of Deleuze (or whoever the fuck) is a far more effective lens to understand these social forces, but you wouldn't know that would you, brainlet? Don't let me catch you trying to analyze shit online ever again".

I'm just thinking of that one post that was really popular a while ago making fun of a fictional greasy cishet man walking his girlfriend on a leash in the grocery store, which popularized both that specific image as a shorthand for like gross kinksters GONE TOO FAR!!!! (as if it's even something that more than like four people have ever encountered in the wild and that literally nobody has ever been harmed by in a way more serious than being momentarily made somewhat uncomfortable) as well as the framing that "people in public did not consent to your sexual scenario" which, due to the game of internet outrage telephone ended up snowballing to the point that that phrase and that image were used to justify a hysterical hardline stance against revealing clothing, public displays of affection, leather daddies at pride, and, ultimately, pride itself. And that's not even getting into all of the actual terminology and philosophical framings of gender and sexuality and social dynamics and activism that have gotten thoroughly co-opted into meaning basically nothing (emotional labor, anyone?), and those have way more thought and academic rigor behind them than I do, so what chance do I have at being interpreted in good faith AND having the message left intact?

Like the best case scenario is that nobody outside my immediate circle ever reads it lmao so I'll probably just keep it that way. The most it does is articulate things people already know even without a grand sociological framing, after all.

[mincedpeaches]

TROS spoilers post

I have to be honest, as mentioned here in my post for IIIV, I was enamored by reylo pretty much as soon as it was introduced. I know it isn’t as popular on tumblr because we’re all LGBT and too cool to like ‘ol Kylo Ron. 

So I think the environment I hang out on online had me convinced that there was no way it was in the cards. I would have bet my very LIFE that Finn/Rey was endgame. 

Reader, I know it could be argued that there was some dumbness that had to lead up it. But when I tell you the absolute delight it was to see the reylo kiss when I would have never in a million years thought it would happen? To see a ship that I had in my mind already doomed to sink to instead be realized in canon? I basically never get to experience that thrill. It was great. 

I’m a basic bitch and I ate up Kylo’s redemption like candy. I think it worked within the context of the movie itself just fine; Leia’s death being the catalyst was good. However the context of the last movie where his whole schist was “let the past die” weakens it a little bit. Also the Han Solo not-ghost bit is definitely weakened by the fact that you know, Kylo killed him (and I would find it to be an already weak bit to begin with).

Other things in the movie that were fine in the move itself but were hurt by the context of the previous movies included Rey being a Palpatine (which was fine but the last movie pushed her being nobody so hard it felt like a writer’s room retcon) and Rose being a non-entity in the movie.

The overall weakest part of the movie to me was the confrontation with Palpatine where he at first was telling Rey to strike him down so she could take the throne, but also he would take her over and also like he had all the Sith inside him or something? But then it turned out Rey and Kylo’s bond was so strong he could just slurp it up and be alive again, which like. What. Also the Sith that are maybe in him are in the crowd or something watching?” There are definitely noises from a crowd but what they were meant to represent are unclear to me. Oh and he had a whole army (of “his followers”, which uh, who now) build a whole fleet of planet killing star destroyers and literally no one noticed this shit? Right.  

Luke’s ghost doing a shit load of stuff was also a little iffy. ALSO the knife opening up being in line with the destroyed death star as a clue, that’s the dumbest. 

My favorite scene in the movie was the fight between Kylo and Rey on the destroyed death star though. Excellent fight location, with the dramatic waves and all that, and then when they both feel Leia die and Kylo drops his lightsaber and Rey catches it and stabs him? Great great stuff. My little Reylo heart was ready to take that and walk away and die happy tbh. The inherent drama and tragedy in Rey killing Ben after him only just maybe realizing his mistakes and Rey struggling with the idea of going dark would have made for a delicious and satisfying meal. (Maybe even a better one than some people feel like they got.) But then she heals him and leaves him reeling, and then my Reylo heart was ready to die happy with THAT too, and then the ending happened and was fed beyond what I would have ever hoped.

I saw a tweet before I saw this movie (the only real spoiler I saw) which went like “even the reylo’s didn’t win” but as far as I’m concerned I did, because Kylo dying was the only way it would work tbh. I know calling out Redemption by Death is in vogue these days is in, and with reason because it tends to be a cheap way out, but with any reylo endgame the alternative is Ben showing up to the celebration at the end like “Sorry for the murders guys!” And the dude killed his own father like a dumbass. So this is the best it gets. 

I think what I liked more about this move compared to IIIV was that not alot  really went to waste story wise, there was no dragging casino side plot and no cool characters like Phasma dying like chumps. In this movie Rey heals a sand snake and that healing is used later, Rey gets Leia’s lightsaber and its used later, Finn is force sensitive (which, uh can I get a FUCK YES) and its used later, etc etc.

I really like Finn, I loved all his funny bits, I am very happy that he is force sensitive and got to quest with Rey and Poe in this movie. I thought all his “gotta tell you something” moments were about him liking Rey (I was betting on that ReyFinn endgame so hard man) and it was only until my friend mentioned it after the movie did I realize I guess he was just trying to tell her about his force sensitivity. In another timeline Oscar Issac doesn’t have to call out Disney as cowards and him and Poe are together. Especially since ReyFinn didn’t end up endgame, like hello. Also the spice runner chick, she was good and I liked how her and Poe didn’t hook up at the end, not so much because gay but more because the moment was really funny. 

Finally, Hux turncoating just so Kylo wouldn’t win? Literally getting himself killed because of his spying which was fueled by pure unadulterated spite? Legend tbh. I could only dream of being that petty. 

This movie probably screwed up like a million different things about how the force works but good thing I don’t give a shit about that lmao. Once again my general lack of commitment to Star Wars makes it so I can enjoy Star Wars. I’ve listed alot of nitpicks but none of them really took away from the movie for me. 

Overall, movie was a fun watch. I will likely never watch it again but I enjoyed it for what it was.

[cryoculus]

SO my dumbass accidentally deleted the whole request because I was tinkering with the HTML on Tumblr mobile (it only lets me edit desktop-made posts as HTML instead of Rich Text). The app is a nightmare how do you guys use it as your base of operations sobs

Good thing I took pics of the req to show a friend before it got deleted except for the Yaku one /sigh/ Whoever requested this, I’m sorry if you won’t be notified because of my dumbassery lmao. 

I’ll be putting it under a cut (this was what i was trying to do on the mobile but then i messed up).

Sugawara

Sugawara really doesn’t approve of your habit of hotboxing in your room to cope with the stress.

“There are healthier outlets,” he says.

Nonetheless, he is definitely the boyfriend that would go out of his way to get you your favorite food for when you’re under the influence, be it the brownies from the corner market or your favorite drink to alleviate the cottonmouth.

He tells you all the time, “This is the last straw,” with that mama bear voice of his, but you just know that he’d still let you off the hook, should you do it again. 

“When you’re sober enough, I’m going to tutor you, okay?”

Best caretaker award goes to him 100%

Kenma

The first time he found out that you smoked pot, Kenma didn’t know what to do with the information, since it was pretty foreign to him and Kuroo never really exposed him to that kind of thing.

But when you managed to coax him into trying it, he became low-key into it.

Eventually, he even surpassed you at the art of blunt-rolling.

Although, he was no stoner. He’d moderate his habits since he knew that too much of anything was bad. He encouraged you to do the same.

But at the rare occasion when you’re crumbling from the immense pressure of your looming finals, he’d humor you and smoke a few joints of your favorite strain as a lo-fi playlist played in the background of your room. 

When you’ve had your fun, he’d remind you that you still had exams.

“You know you can’t run away from your revising, right? Come on, I’ll help you out.”

Kenma would definitely indulge you but will also keep you grounded to your responsibilities owo

Nishinoya

Oh, no. Here he comes. The campus weed boi.

Since the two of you initially bonded at a party because you got your stuff from the same guy, Nishinoya knew the ABC’s of stress relief via getting high. Eventually when he became your boyfriend, he decided to crank things up a notch, too.

He’d bring along his massive bong when he’d hear about you stressing over exams, of course.

“Yuu, what the fuck?”

He’d grin at you cheekily before unpacking all the things he brought for the sake of your peace of mind.

He’s always told you that bongs get people really high really fast so that just meant that the high would fade just as quickly.

That wasn’t always the case, so you’d end up baked for at least three hours, depending on what strain he got you.

Instead of reviewing, you’d be giggling and making out with your boyfriend as you took turns hitting the bong.

“I’m sorry,” he’d murmur against your mouth. “I was supposed to help you, but I got you further off track instead.”

But that was all right, since there wasn’t anything better than Noya cheering you up in the best way he knows.

Revising was for chumps, anyway.

Kageyama

Kageyama was pretty adamant with the fact that you smoked weed in general since he’s a pretty traditional guy.

He sees it as some act of rebelliousness.

It was a walking-on-thin-ice kind of topic, so the two of you would just avoid talking about it, since you weren’t willing to quit and he didn’t try to accept it.

But one time, the tension just spilled over and the two of you got into a really messy fight that lasted for days.

Your mind was a mess -- finals was coming up, your boyfriend isn’t making it easy for you to find solace, your stash was running low, and your dealer was heading out of town.

But then, as you were hitting the last joint you could roll up, Kageyama emerged from your door with a clear plastic bag full of what seemed like a whole ounce of weed. You could see there were still stems and little seeds mixed at the bottom though.

“I heard your dealer was away,” he muttered, giving you the plastic bag of obviously bad weed. 

Man, you never thought you’d live to see the day when your boyfriend would personally buy you a gram, much more a whole ounce. 

You tackled him onto the floor and peppered him with kisses.

“H-Hey, you need help with revising, right?”

“That can wait, Tobio~”

Yaku

To your surprise, Yaku makes really really really good edibles. The ones he make are on practically god-tier compared to the others you’ve had the pleasure to taste.

His specialty lies in cannabis infused chocolate bars. 

Yaku is very popular for them in the underground, but he only takes a few orders at a time because they’re really tedious to make. The most he’s made was about four batches within the span of three months. 

Nonetheless, his space brownies, for lack of a better term, were out of this world.

As you were lamenting over the fact that your professor still hasn’t sent the slides for some of your coursework, you were munching on the brownies that simply melted in your mouth. 

At your request and after a long time of convincing him, Yaku made you six laced brownies every week. You insisted on a dozen but there simply wasn’t any bargaining with him.

“If I find you dead from space brownie overdose I might actually jump off a cliff, you know?”

Still on edge, you ask Yaku to come over because feeling the effects of his godly creations isn’t as great when you’re alone. 

When he came, he’s carrying a basket in his hands. It’s strange since he only brought out the basket when he’s giving you something special. From what you recall, you still have about three brownies left.

With a warm smile, he hands it to you. Once you peek under the cloth that covered its contents, you almost dropped it.

“Yakkun! Didn’t you make about three orders of this last week?” you nearly yelled in his face as trembling fingers reached out for his heavenly pot chocolates sealed in a Ziplock.

He shrugged. “I know how hard you always are on yourself during finals week. I figured I’d spoil you a little.”

You sure didn’t make any mistake in dating your university’s edible legend.

[takashi0]

Hi, sorry to bother. I know you blocked Michael. He wanted to send you an apology. I wanted to pass it along to you on my own. Basically, what he says is this: “I apologize about everything. I don’t blame you for leaving. I was a huge asshole last year. I wasn’t blaming him or anything. I don’t condone what Curio did your friend. I thought the anon was asking me why I wasn’t an anti-SJW anymore; I get asked that a lot. Not covering my ass. I AM sorry. I wasn’t trying to instigate or shit talk.”

Thanks for reminding me what your url was so I can block your Pedo-enabling ass after answering this ask. Both of You must think I’m really really stupid if you expect me to buy that shit lmao.

Just like I’d have to be the biggest dumbass clown on planet earth if I’d let either of you fucks back into my friend circle after all the bullshit you’ve done and after y’all stanned for a literal, proud pedophile and verbally abused damn near everyone in your server. 

Tell him that if he’s actually sincere he needs to do more than a halfassed apology to get in our good graces. I’m done with letting abusers back into my life like some kind of chump, especially when they associate with trash like Femme-fish. 

[cinnaminsvga]

44 & 46?

How do you decide what story idea to work on?

it really all depends on my mood, to be honest? i have plenty of wips, probably more than i know what to do with. i choose which ones to work on based on how interesting the idea is to me, whether i am in the mood for it (i have to be happy in order to write crack or else it’ll turn into crangst like tlhc or looh), or depending on how much time i have.

so, fics like La Douleur Exquise and Memento Mori take ages to finish because they’re really sad fics, which generally take me longer because i have to be both 1) extremely sad to finish them but 2) not sad enough that the content will trigger me into a worse depressive episode LMAO

humor/crack fics are easier for me to churn out because my brain is perpetually on crack anyway and i enjoy making myself/other people laugh so... there’s more incentive i suppose? i have so MUCH crack ideas, guys... i’m just so fucking lazy HASJDHsAJ someone send me seratonin so i can stop being sad

What Hogwarts house would your protagonist(s) be in?

FUCK THIS IS SO HARD... like, the bts members in my fics all have differing personalities (looh!jimin and tlhc!jimin are very... uhh...) so this is kind of hard? i’ll try my best to sort them based on how i collectively characterize them, i guess!!

seokjin: ravenclaw, for the most part. looh!jin is a slytherin, though.

yoongi: slytherin, for literally all my aus. he could be a hufflepuff in churro chumps, maybe. definitely not ravenclaw; he’s a dumbass.

hoseok: slytherin... idk why, but i always make him so cunning in my fics... sorry babe HJSADHAJS

namjoon: gryffindor, usually? looh!joon is a bit of a slytherin, though.

jimin: GRYFFINDOR... that bitch will fight and cut you in the name of justice... and YES, that includes looh!jimin, fyi

taehyung: he’s... a bit of an enigma. tlhc!tae is definitely a hufflepuff, but looh!tae is a ravenclaw. he thinks too much with his heart though, so maybe gryffindor too...

jungkook: hufflepuff. he’s always a dumbass bitch with a heart made of gold in my fics. cop-a-feel!jungkook is a gryffindor, though. 

[myriadism]

Me whenever I have to listen to some TV serial killer: hey hey everyone come get a load of this asshole! *putting out snacks and pointing loudly like it's the superbowl* yo look at this chump who thinks it's cool killing people with fuckin Knives or some shit--- Go back to the 1500s and stab someone for the pope why dontcha!! Hah this dumbass has only offed 30 something people, can you believe that? And he could've just studied up and worked on the Manhattan project for free! What a doofus! Hey what's ur silly blood time pseudonym Mr murder man? *jeering and guffaws* lmao lord this rat bastard is too much what does he have formative trauma?? Pffffft my ol granny aunt's got more trauma that that buddy and she makes motherfucking quilts you SPecTACUlar DoucheBAG *eyes roll out of my head*

[blindfoolchasingbutterflies]

I have this feeling that that stupid ass guidebook will confirm J is the clownass, dumbass, pathetic, chump husband. LMAO 😭😭🤮🤮

Like, there will be some dumb blurb on his page or elsewhere about how after several years passed and he saw her again he ~confessed his feelings~ (cause he's not allowed to move on) and for whatever reason she was like, "......ok." And then, best love story ever, just like the rest of this trash.  🥰🥰😃😃🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡

If that’s not the case, time to wait to see what color hair the man has if/when they animate that. I can't wait. 😑 Either way the damage is done anyway.