#lmaooooo thanks he hates it! 😂😂

[fluffypotatey]

leverage 2x03

WE GOING IN!!!!

Oooooh ok called “The Order 23 Job” 👀 so my guess is that it either has to do with hitmen or law related (OR MAYBE BOTH?????) 

Oh wait episode description say they take over a hospital floor????? What????? TO STAGE AN OUTBREAK?????? LEVERAGE??????

Y’all what am I about to get myself into holy fuck 

COURT ROOM

WE IN COURT AGAIN

wait a minute…..is it just me or does this defendant guy look familiar…..either he is the same dude from the Miracle Job or he’s just a new dude

NOOOOOO GOVERNMENT WHY

ugh gross 🤢 18 months????? fucking bs

Ok rip to me because I don’t remember the guy from the Miracle Job well but I think this guy is not him

Also, this Ronald man (paused it and the show his name on the cast list! thanks prime????) is either gonna kill the Eddie dude or be Leverage’s new client

He might assault him tho. That isn’t off the table. Assault and then he goes to jail LONGER than the white collar crime dude. Yes…..I can see that

OH HE HAS A GUN

NATE YOU FUCKING KING

AND HE STILL PUNCHED HIM!!!! I hope that felt good

Oh good just a warning

Guys am I getting a Hardinson episode??????

THEY ARE FUCKING FOCUSING ON HIM WHILE RONALD TALKS ABOUT HIS SISTER GUYS AM I WINNING?????? (I am so sorry Ronald your story is tragic and I am currently misty eyed BUT AM I WINNING YALL???)

Oooooooh did that cut close to you Nate???? An illness that could have been prevented and yet help was not afforded to you? 

How over his son’s death is Nate btw? Asking for a friend

Eliot and Hardinson shitting on rich people my beloved

Yes Nate :))))) he is a germaphobe :))) ABUSE IT

dam ok y’all just gonna talk about how you swindled some people in front of an officier (tho not like he can do much. you got your sentence and also government aid.) Jesus you must feel so invincible rn

I hate him. Eddie fucking sucks. 

“It’s about shifting fear” lmao i love irony 

Love you Bob

Man what did they drug him with?????

NATE YOU ARE NOT!!!! YOU ARE NOT PLAYING A DOCTOR (he is 🥰🥰🥰)

“Let’s go steal us a hospital” y’all i love this show

Awwwww Parker’s mini panic (same girlie. I would be asking the same questions in your situation)

Oooooooh they got ambience audio

THEY DID NOT ASK PARKER THAT LMAO

y’all Eliot and Hardinson fighting over clothes help 💀

Lmao the way they are playing up his paranoia 

YES PARKER PLEASE PLAY IT UP

HARDINSON AND ELIOT POLICE DUO????? Let’s fucking gooooooooo

Awwwww little baby boy 🥺 why he sick 🥺 awwwww it’s ok baby

Eliot stop staring at him that’s creepy

OH

oh ok understood

Eddie being all smarmy lmao you have no idea what you got into

SOPHIE!!!! 

I hate Eddie 

Awwwwww Nate giving Parker a 101 on how to manipulate people 🥺

That’s how zombie movies start

LMAOOOOO 

the plot thickens :)

Yes Eliot :3 play with their rational

“My wife just had a baby. 🥺” “His wife just had a baby 😔✊”

Hardinson repeating people’s words my beloved 

Sophie you play this so well 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Oh no Eddie 🫢 you are handcuffed 🫢

Hardinson be careful 

“Yippity skip!”

Eliot help the kid 🥺 

Nate do not rational that lmao

Sophie no 💀 what about your “boyfriend”

Eliot! You hide your ear piece! 

God I am stressed 😫 Eliot stop!!!! ELIOT

ELIOT MY KING BUT I AM STRESSED 

YES HE IS YOU BITCH

ok Eliot I was wrong. Kill that man

Awwww poor security man

“You have been exposed to an antigen that is repelled by water” STOP IT 😂😂😂😂 IM FUCKING WHEEEZING

Hardinson: doing his job

Eliot: not doing his job and instead put for blood

OH I FUCKING KNEW THAT MAN WAS SHIFTY!!!! CHARLIE!!!!! I KNEW IT

goddam why they always need to double check shit :( let the con men be free from double checking

Dammit Eliot, Hardinson is giving you some pretty good info AND YOU STASHED THAT EAR PIECE AWAY!!!! ELIOT PUT IT BACK ON

Of course it’s the fucking mob 🙄 should have known but seriously 18 months???? Why not 5 years :/

Oh of course, OF COURSE ELIOT GETS TO CHARLIE NOW!!!! Put that ear piece back or so help me!!!! SO HELP ME! SO HELP ME! SO HELP ME!

Is he gonna be chucked into a fucking morgue drawer 😔 Eliot run

OH NO

ELIOT RUNNNNNN

thank you Hardinson!!!!!! 

Y’all those are special equipment!!!!! The hospital needs those!!!! 

Ok Eliot now put the ear piece back on

Lmao Nate 😂😂😂😂 THE FUCKING SOVIETS??????? LMAO

Sorry I shouldn’t be laughing but it’s so fucking funny

IN THE DRAWER??????

Yes Parker!!!!! You are playing your role so well 💖💖💖💖

LMAO

Bob love you but please stop being good at your job

Awwww Eliot 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 

He said his real name 🤧🤧🤧

No I’m not crying leave me alone. I’m okAY

shut up

NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOO 🫠🫠🫠🫠 Randy baby boy 🤧

Alrighty. What now :/

It’s night?????? Already?????? When did that happen??????

IN THE COURT ROOM???????? EDDIE WHAT??????

LMAO 

Love you Parker

“Everyone of you is looking to 25 to life” oh baby, they have a way longer sentence if they ever get caught lmao

LMAOOOOO 

Eddie dude 😂 you are so bad at this

I love their gloating 🥰

“Kiss ass” 💀💀💀💀

Eliot stop giving Bob ideas

Eliot tell him about Randy 🥺

YEAHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHJJJJHHH 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

A-okay broskis 

I’m sooooo good 🥲

Good episode 🫠 tbh the epidemic plot was funnier than I thought it would be but like on the flip side it would be so scary to have that be played on you. Real pandemic is enough for me. Y’all don’t need to con me that shit

The fucking side plot with Eliot and the kid 🥺 y’all I’m am sobbing 😭 just how Eliot clocked that so fast and how he tried to hard to help and finally gets Randy away and safe for good (well, maybe not for good bc foster system but he shows that kid that help CAN come and he’s not alone and 🥲) 

Also, this was not a Hardinson episode *kicks dirt* BUT I LOVED ALL OF HIS MOMENTS!!! I love him so much and I want a focused episode on him so badly is that so wrong?

But man. Imma cool down and breathe then go to the next episode 

[heavyhitterheaux]

yournameonpointe: woke up to a bouquet of flowers and jackharlow blindfolding me and telling me he has a huge surprise for me. Next thing I know our asses are in Bali 😭WHERE CAN I GETTA MAN LIKE THIS?!? Amazon? Target? My local gas station? 😭

jessmichelle: Valentine's week sis?? YOU HEARD THE WOMEN WEEK!! 😜

jessmichelle: jackharlow slide your brother my number. I need to experience this. OOPP BBY JESS WANNA PIECE OF THAT HARLOW SPECIAL HUH?? 🤭 @nattinatalia 👀

lilnasx: druski2funny don't make me ask blancathebaddie for Panchito so he can bite your ass Not lil Montero tryna sick a dog on my boy DRU DRU 😭

jackharlow: sza she knows she's never going to want for nothing with me LADIES THIS ISSA MOTHAFUCKIN MAN OKAYY!!! 😏

jackharlow: blancathebaddie will you stop being so damn violent?! What compelled you to ever ask such a fuckin dumb question?!? 😒😭

lilnasx: druski2funny let's be real. I was being nice and was about to say the dollar menu from McDonald's AHHHH IM FUCKIN SCREAMING 😂

jackharlow: kehlani let me guess. you're calling blancathebaddie to help you? Who else she gon call?

druski2funny: lilnasx I need you to hide me Why would you ask the one person who would literally throw you under the bus?!? 😭

druski2funny: yournameonpointe yes you have to come back so you can spend time with your side piece Bookie YOU STILL GOING?!? 😭 Druski is the Dua of this AU

quiiso: everybody knows she HATES coleslaw SAME that shit is nasty 😌

Alsooo I SEE YOU WIT A 92 AND SHITTTTT 🤭 when she’s beauty & Brains 😌 MOTHAFUCKIN PERIOD!!! Proud of you boo 🫶🏽

Lmaooooo not the local gas station 😭😭

And yes an entire week!

Jess wants a piece of Clay by any means necessary lmao

And we all know Blanca and Kehlani are always choosing violence lmao

And of course Panchito lol

Druski is definitely Dua in this universe lmaoooo

And thank youuuuuuu bby!!!!

[ssvperboy]

Ultimate Ship Meme Christmas Edition - Spence & Cam

Ultimate Ship Meme Christmas Edition || accepting

Which one of them:

Spikes the eggnog? Cam. Spencer just wouldn't have the courage to lmaooo

Hangs the stockings? Spencer, but Campbell would help (by watching bc she thinks he's so cute 🥹)

Leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the Santa tradition? Spence, and he gets her to indulge in it too 😌

“Accidentally” throws away the fruitcake Cam, without a doubt. Probably does it in front of their guests too, like "thank you so much for this, we hate it :)"

Goes overboard on the whipped cream? Spencerrrr, you can't tell me otherwise.

Is the inevitable Christmas Grinch? Cam. Not like, the whole time, but she definitely has a hard time LOVING christmas as much as she would like to.

Wakes up first on Christmas? Spencer. I know it wouldn't be Cam, she'd sleep in like a LOSER

Rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? Cam, but she does it while singing it to him ofc.

Starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? I think Spencer would, because he genuinely likes Christmas. Cam would do it as a failed attempt to annoy her mannnn.

Decorates the Christmas tree? Both. They do it together, as they do most things 🥹

Who wears the ugly Christmas sweaters: OKAY Campbell BUYS the ugly christmas sweaters, and they both gotta wear them.

Picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa: Spencer picks out the movies, Cam makes the cocoa bc she has no idea what is considered a good christmas movie 🤦🏻‍♀️

Starts the snowball fight: It totally depends on the day because they bothhhh would, but probably Campbell the mostttt

Drags the other under the mistletoe: Spencer because he probably thinks it’s cute (and its a holiday traditionnnn)

Decorates the house: They end up doing it together, but it’s Spence’s idea!

Hangs up the ornaments on the tree: Both ‘em babies, but same concept as decorating the house 🥰

Cooks Christmas dinner: Hmmmm, probably Spencer because he 100% knows more about cooking than Cam does lmao

Invites the other to sing a Christmas duet: Campbell, even if she thinks it’s cheesyyyyy

Has any holiday traditions: I think they both do, but Cam doesn’t really acknowledge them as where Spencer does!

Who would start a food fight during baking: Campbell, 100% and definitely as distraction for add a wrong ingredient lmaooooo

Would get drunk off of eggnog: I’m going with Cam ‘cause she spiked it on purpose 😂

Who starts putting up decorations in October? Neither, you can’t tell me Cam wouldn’t make Spencer observe the whole month of October as Halloween and only let him put up decorations AFTER lmaooooo

Buys the advent calendars? Campbell bc she’s curious about what could possibly come inside ‘em. Might even open it all in one day if Spencer doesn’t stop her lmaooooo

Places mistletoes all around the house? Maybe both, as excuses to constantly kiss the other 😌

Wraps the presents for other people? Spencer. You can’t look at me and tell me Campbell has ever PROPERLY wrapped a present before, ‘cause that would be a lie.

Puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree? I think Spence would let Cam do it, tbh 🥹 He would probably help.

Is the one that hates eggnog? If I have to pick, it would be Spencer because eggnog is probably Cam’s second favourite thing about christmas lmao 

Is the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests? Spencer because as I stated, Cam knows literally NOTHING about the kitchen, she lives off of UberEats.

Sends out the Christmas cards? Spencer, because he’s a cutie patootie but he’d make Cam sign them too 😌

Knows all the words to Twelve Days of Christmas? Both of them, for sure. There’s no way they would not know the words lmao

Is the better snowman builder? Spencer, 400% because Campbell is so careless and impatient. She wouldn’t put the work into making a good snowman body and would then be PISSED OFF that it looks bad and give up lmaooooo 

Starts snowball fights? Cam, as a means of getting Spencer to give her attention ngl

Is the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly? Spencer, because Cam would sleep in lmaoooo

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Howdy Ruby! I like to thank people who leave nice things in the tags so here's me saying thank you for your sweet words on my Ozymandias art, I'm zazzed you enjoyed my linework!!

While I'm here, I'd like to leave an ask (i usually do): if you were to assign, based on personality, one of your f/os (you pick!) as a season, which season would they be and why? Also, what about you? What season would you assign yourself based on your own personality?

Cheers!

Sunny @tex-treasures

Awww thanks for this ask! I'm glad you liked my tags, I meant what I said! Ur linework is really nice :D I love when ppl do that thing where the lines are a darker shade of the color!

And omg what an interesting question! Honestly I could probably go thru my whole list and assign each f/o a season but I don't waaaanna do that, so let me just put who I think represents each season best off the top of my head! :3

For my favorite season, spring, I think Jamie is a really good fit! 💖💖💖 To me, spring is all about life coming back after winter, and in the same way, Jamie is so vibrant and full of life despite growing up in an environment that basically wanted him and everything else in it DEAD. Plus, you can't tell me that the bright beautiful colors we associate with spring don't also match his colorful personality super well too! 🥺💖💖💖💖 (Also when it comes to assigning myself a holiday, this is the one I'd go with!)

As for summer, honestly I'm gonna go with Spy on this one. Hear me out 😅 Summer probably thinks that it's the hottest shit and that everyone loves it for that, and while it IS right about being hot, thats why everyone fucking hates it so much. I think I could say the same thing about Spy hsnxhf

Moving on to fall, I gotta go with my cuddly bear Jim on this one 🥺💖🥺💖 I cant help but associate him with fall, mostly because the first 2 seasons of Stranger Things take place in that season, but also just because of the vibe in general! Fall is all about winding down, getting cozy, and feeling warm both with the warm colors from the leaves and maybe a warm drink to add a blush to your cheeks as the temperatures start to fall too. And just that quiet coziness is so PERFECT for Jim 🥺💖💖💖

And last but not least, winter... Don't @ me but I'm going with Cortex on this one 💀 When I lived in Cali and Florida, we didn't really have a winter??? We basically just had Long Fall, but I got to finally experience winter in Indiana and Ohio at the start of this year, and let me tell you it SUCKED. So, just like the way Cortex makes me feel, its mostly infuriating and really hard to deal with the entire time 🙄 But... there are a few moments that are really special, and that makes it almost (ALMOST) all worth it 😣💖💖💖 Oh and also with global warming, winters are now pretty short. Just like he is LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂

[roseymess]

I’m the president of the roseycakes fc lmaooooo cuz we in a not so secret relationship 🗿😂😂😂😂 okay I’ll love to participate in your prompt game! So here is the prompt for me and Jungkook 😂😂 “I’ll always be here for you, we’re a team remember?”

Thank you wifeyyyyyy☺️☺️✨💕💕💕

Hey!! Sorry for the delay 🗿🗿🗿

For you and Jungkook:

Jungkook was your seatmate and best friend. You and him had been friends since grade school. Cool to say,you both were inseparable. Jungkook was always there for you, whenever you needed him. And you were always there for him. Yes,you were in a minor love with him for years. But he never noticed. He always dated the pretty girls,guys,older women,older men. To him,you were that childhood friend,someone whom he could turn to,someone who would provide him warmth after any of his partners broke up with him. And the main reason for the breakups?? Jungkook always put you first. No matter what,if a situation arised where he had to choose,of course it was you. To him, girlfriends and boyfriends would come and go,but best friend is for life. As much as that sounded nice ...it hurt. Hurt to hear that you were never gonna be more than best friends. So you gave up. And now,here you were. On a date. With a guy. Park Jimin. He was nice,cute, stylish,hot,handsome, charming,cute. So much more. But yet,you couldn't get that tattooed guy out of your head. Jimin was talking about some dance move. When suddenly you heard. "Hyung?"you know this voice. "Ahhh, Jungkook-ah,hey,what are you doing here?" Jimin asked. Huh? How did your date know Jungkook??? You turned around. There he was. He was smiling but as soon as he saw you,his smile faltered. "Hey? What you are doing here? With Jimin Hyung?" He asked you. "You know her? Well,we are on a date. Remember the girl I was telling you about?" Jimin whispered the last part. Jungkook looked like a puppy who has been kicked . Never in his wildest dreams,did he imagine his favourite Hyung with his best friend. And never did he imagine he would feel upset, hurt and moreover...jealous. Jungkook absolutely didn't like the fact that Jimin and you were on a date.

Later that day, Jungkook came around. "You were in a date with my Hyung? How do you know him?" He asked. "Well we met on this dating app and ...we matched well. I didn't know you know him" you said. "Also, Jungkook I am almost 18,with no real dating experience. Don't you think it's time I have some?" You asked. How could Jungkook disagree. Of course,he had dated so many people but you didn't. But now you were going to have a boyfriend,someone who would kiss you,someone whom you might choose over him to watch your favourite movies with,someone who would cuddle with you,till late night.

Thus, Jungkook got drunk. He absolutely hated that you and Jimin would be dating soon. He didn't like this. He didn't want you to be anyone's girlfriend. "What am I thinking,she is my best friend" Jungkook said but his hand clutched the table tightly imagining you and Jimin. The bar tender called you as his emergency number seeing him as a mess. Soon you came to get him. "Are you really here?" He asked. "Yes Jungkook,I can't believe you got drunk. What are you thinking?" you said annoyed. "What were you doing?" he asked. "I was facetiming Jimin,he said you weren't back and then I get this call" you said. Again. Jk didn't like this. He then leaned to your side. And layed his head on your shoulder as you were driving. "Thank you,for choosing me..." he said softly. "Jungkook,what are you saying? I'll always be here for you,we're a team remember? No matter what happens,you come first. Okay?" you said as you got ready to drive in the car. Suddenly Jungkook leaned up,and hovered over you and kissed you. You were shocked. And then Jungkook went down again and said,"I promise I will remember this so I can take you out later on a date..would you go with me? On a date?" he asked,softly. "You're drunk Jungkook" you said ,your heart beating fast. He chuckled. "Don't drunk people always say the truth?" he said.. softly.

Hope you liked your reading. Take care 🥰🥰💕💕💕

[snickiebear]

HELLO SNICKIE I HAVE COME TO SCREEAAAAAAAAMMM

(So sorry im late to the party but) OMG that update on OL&W was *screams again*

1. Shika was practically horny in denial the whole time 😂😂😂 i wonder how much longer he can keep lying to himself, especially after Shisui called him out on his attraction 🤣

2. The A C T I O N was so awesome!!! I don’t remember if i’ve mentioned this before but I really love action-packed chapters - they’re usually my favorite ones. You wrote the fight scene so well! I also kinda sensed that maybe Shika was feeling a bit guilty for not listening to Sakura’s advice to stay together. Now she’s one arm less because of his /very rare/ lapse in judgment. Will we know more of Shika’s thoughts on this? He’s so very full of angst and distrust, I quite enjoy him twiddling his thumbs for being wrong this time.

3. Baby Kakashi and Sakura - this was a very cute image in my head. Thank you for painting such a lovely picture ❤️ I imagine toddler Kakashi imprinting on Sakura and following her around whenever she’s in their lands. But I’m also curious, what made you decide to swap their ages for this fic? I was actually waiting for Kakashi’s role here and was surprised to find him as a baby! Cue *canon-kakashi habits* but this time learned from/influenced by Sakura 😂

4. Saku x Boys and the inevitable jealousy that Shika feels from her interactions — MAAM I SO LOVE THIS DYNAMIC. It’s really great to see the other facets of Sakura that boggle Shika’s mind. I think it’s quite difficult for him to come to terms with the other sides of Sakura that’s friendly, loving, touchy, etc. that he’s recently seen, because he really really wants to hate her but he’s horny af so he’s basically dissociating (it’s real entertainment to us tho)

5. And last but not the least, W O W. How are u able to maintain the mystery of whatever it is you’re still hiding from us but give us golden bread crumb clues THAT KEEP US HUNGRY???? Hmmm??? So yeah my point #5 is basically my genuine appreciation for how you write the mystery and reveal bits of truth slowly without being messy? My first read was like “omg orochimaru” and my second read was like “wtf is he doing here?” And then Mito was also introduced and the Shadows mentioned King, Queen, Princess, Prince, etc. SO NOW I HAVE THESE BLIND ITEMS I NEED TO FIGURE OUT and we’re not even halfway thru the fic!!! (Not complaining tho im a masochist like that; thanks for keeping me on my toes)

*end of scream* i hope i didnt hurt your ears or anything… AMAZING UPDATE AS USUAL!!! And thank u so much for answering my asks and sharing your hcs!!! I was so stoked about the itasaku/shisaku/itasakushi moment you mentioned — if inspiration drops on this one, i think a prequel version of some sort would be 💣💣💣

Thank you for this update! I really want to know what’s happening but then.. i also don’t??? HAHAHHA u have made me into this… contradiction (WOW I RLY WENT THERE?? Yes, im super lame at jokes im so sorry) I’ll see u in the next chapter!!! (Or maybe earlier if i find something else to scream about!) LOVE U & LOVE UR WORK!!! All the best on your summer sem! Your beloved readers are rooting for you 🥰🥰🥰

🐱

🐱🐱🐱🐱!!!!!!

AAAAA HI HI HI!!!!!!! The way i was having an absolutely dreadful evening and morning and your message came in at the exact right moment omfg. I had the absolute biggest smile on my face reading your comments and just JIEFINLKASM i laughed so much thank you so much for sliding into my inbox. AAA ILYSM!!!!

Literally my beta said the same exact thing about the horniness in this one LMAOOOOO

she said and i quote: “man touched a ~hand~ one time and now he’s got like a case of the horny”

To which i replied: “no but literally like he wants to touch her but then he’s like ‘if i touch her ill kill her’ yeah buddy youll murder her pussy” BSIUANKJDBHKJNALD

Shisui is hashtag Done with this guy, like he’s standing there watching this shitshow go down like “god my life is so weird” and i think that is HILARIOUS

OKAY YES!!!!! Action is so so much fun to write and i really love the imagery that goes with it, so i always try to make it as entertaining as possible. Like the fight scene between shika and the first snake wasn’t even supposed to happen but i was like “fuck it! let them be fed!”

AND YES! HE DOES FEEL GUILTY. i really meant to hit on it more but it just never came up?? Uinblakdbknjds but we’ll definitely be seeing more of his thoughts on it next chapter!!! And he will definitely reflect and be like “i fucked up,,, but why do i care so much?? She’s the person i hate the most?? Wtf” AHAHAHA a lot of internal struggles with him in this one

OKAY YES! BABY KAKASHI!!! Sakura has 100% attached herself to baby Kakashi for more than one reason (...that i will address later in the fic) and he will definitely pick up on her terrible habits (aka: “mah” and being late bc i think that will be so fucking funny)

As for the ages! This fic went through so many different drafts before i settled on what i wanted to do. And actually this wasn’t even the first idea for the series. The goal for this entire world is three fics (Of Love And War, Of Gore And Magic, & Of Curses And Bones). The first idea sprouted from OG&M where its Team 7 going on a quest and a war looming overhead. And then I was like “but… shikasaku…” so here we are.

Originally this fic was going to be entirely about Sakura taking out the internal chaos within the Fae guild…. But i also wanted to exercise my angst and corruption arc skills so,,, hate to love! HAHAHA

So, to answer your question: i just wanted Sakura to be the eldest and badass bitch of the group. Plus, i just really love the idea of Sakura being friends with Sakumo, Shikaku, Yoshino, and all of the older generation. I can’t really tell you why besides “fuck canon lets do it” HAHAHA! Plus, its like a different dynamic having the woman be the oldest of the group and most combative, so i like to play with those roles and utterly wreck em

We’ll definitely be seeing more Kakashi in the next chapter because i love him and he’s such a cute baby :))))))

YESSS IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE SAKU’S RELATIONSHIPS!!!! i was thinking of you when i wrote the little Itachi and Sakura banter bc i do like ItaSaku and ShiSaku, they’re such great pairings!!! And Saku can definitely pull, we been knew AHAHAHA

ALSO YES!!! Shikamaru has just a narrow view on Sakura that he hasn’t even considered that she can be soft and open(ish) to those she trusts and loves. I think that’s a big part of the last chapter is Shikamaru opening his eyes a little more to Sakura as a whole, and that completely fucking wrecks him internally.

He’s a genius, very book smart, and battle prowess enough to take down Orochimaru, but emotionally, the PTSD and trauma (along with his own bullheadedness) has really stunted him LMAO

As for a prequel with sakura and then all her friendships…. I would honestly love to write that. Like that would be so interesting?? Being able to go back into even more lore and the development of the Guilds and shit… i might actually have to plan something for that,, even if its a short thing tbh. YOUR MIND>>>>>>>>>>>

IM SO HAPPY that you find his weird horniess entertaining, its so much fun to write. Like this man needs to get laid asap god damn LMAOOOO its absolutely hilarious and i can’t wait to get them to fuck, hoping i can do it justice OIKSNADL

Okay i am so so glad you’re enjoying the mystery aspects of it!!!!!!!!!! Its honestly one of my all time favorite things, introducing little bits as we go along and it adds to world building + lore (which I FUCKING LOVE). OKOK so!!!! I suggest you look at the INDEX (*cough cough* the gods portion *cough cough*) for a few hints or to grow your hunch on why Orocho and Mito are there 👀 👀 👀 (and who the King, Queen, Prince & Princess may be ;)) )

After this their relationship really starts to pick up and most (if not all… gotta check the outline) will have ShikaSaku interactions,, and more mystery solving >:))))))) WHCIH IM SO HYPE TO SHARE WITH YOU!!!!!!!

🐱, i will literally reply to ANYTHING you send me, i adore you and just you always make my day!!! Thank you for coming to scream with me AAAAA!!!! Also!!! I got your prompt and im going to start writing it as soon as I’m done with the lovely ShiSaku anon so AAAAA

And thank you, im def going to need to luck AHAHAHAH until next time 🐱!!!!! ILY!!!!

[xxgothchatonxx]

I’ve had a VERY long day, so let’s decompress with some Hanni & Friends! No picture included but today’s episode is sponsored by Teddy, my watch along buddy!

Takiawase:

* FISHING BOYYYYYY, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

* ABBY!!!!!!

* Looooove that she’s there with him!!!!

* WHAT IF I START CRYING!!!!!!

* Beverly is my new fav.

* OHHHHH WILL!!! Finally you told SOMEONE!!! Glad it was Bev!

* & on this weeks Murder POV: A Bee!

* Fredick!!! Ughhhh HEADACHES!

* I literally “HA”‘Ed on “ you will be my last thought on Will Graham. You can dine on that for years.” CANNIBALISM PUNS!!!!

* Awe booo they’re breaking up

* BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

* Ughhhhhh this WOMAN! Her closeness to death & her want for it! ALIVE! AMAZING!

* JIMMY IS AN apiarist (study of honey bees)?????

* REMOVED THE EYES & BRAIN FOR THE HIVE LMAOOOO

* BECAUSE SHE KNOWS, HANNIBAL! GOOD. FOR. HER! But that’s also how you die, Beverly.

* NARCOANALTYIC?? FREDICK!!!!!!!

* CHAOS CHORUS I LOVE IT!!! IS THAT AN ORGAN??

* OH MY GOD THE LIGHTS I AM LOVING THISSSSSSSSSSSS

* Back in his safe haven. My poor thing.

* HANNIBAL, WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT???

* INDUCING SEIZURES!!!

* OHHH FREDICK IS ONTO HIM! THIS IS EXCITING!

* THE WAY HE SAID INDUCED & LOOKED AT HANNI LMAOOOOO

* HIGH BELLA BEST BELLA

* GOD I’M SO SAD WHENEVER I SEE BELLA & I KNOW I SHOULDN’T BECAUSE SHE’S JUST SO OKAY WITH IT! & I LOVE IT BUT SOCIETY HAS TAUGHT US TO PITY THEM!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

* AWEEEEE JACK!!! HE DOES DESERVE RIGHTS!!!!

* HIS REMEMBER HER MONOLOGUE!!!!😭

* LOBOTOMIZED??? IN THIS DAY & AGE??

* An acupuncturist, OF COURSE! LOVE HER ROOM! A BILLION PLANTS!!!

* HOLY FUCK IS THAT WIRESS??? (Damn, hate that that’s the only thing I can pick her out from. Catching Fire best THG book AND movie!!)

* WIRESS! HER LAUGH! HER FUCKING GRIN!!! DELICIOUS!

* OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?? He’s been ZOMBIFIED! WITH BEES!

* And just like that! Bev knows JUST WHAT TO DO!

* HE TOOK HIS KIDNEY? HE GOT A SNACK OUT OF HIM!!!

* GOD PLEASE NO, I CAN’T SEE THIS AGAIN!! NOOOOO NO NO NO MY POOR BABY!!!!

* & Will is FINALLY seeing what’s happening!

* YOU WERE RIGHT, HANNIBAL NEEDS TO FUCK RIGHT OFF!

* NO MORE BEV & HANNI PLEASE!!!!!

* Me, trying hard not to scream to wake my friend up: HE’S EATING THEM, BEVERLY!

* Wiress, I’m so happy for your honesty. But you are going to JAIL!

* BELLA! MY BELOVED!

* Bella getting all Greek seems appropriate.

* Morphine overdose…not so much. And going to Hannibal. But it’s so interesting to see how much of a safe space Hannibal is to her. Because he is NOT like that to us AT ALL! But she doesn’t know him like we do.

* BELLA DON’T YOU DARE! I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE TO GO, I SAW THE GIFS!

* DO SOMETHING, YOU BASTARD!

* Don’t just sit back & STARE, YOU LITERAL PSYCHOPATH!

* Going all Harvey Dent on us, are we? OH MY GOD, HE DID!

* HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hate the circumstance, but love it nonetheless!

* BEVERLY! B&E, very sexy!!!

* Oh, she found his stash!

* OH SHE FOUND HIS STASH!!!!!! She’s wearing the jacket she wore in that gif. Please don’t let this be what I think it is.

* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOW

My mum's initial reaction to Bev's fate was "oh thank god, I've been waiting for someone to catch onto- OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO! NO, FUCK THIS! NO, I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO FIND OUT!"

See? Told you Bella has one of the best scenes in the entire series. And Hanni's face is like "yep, deserved that" 😂

Also... hmm... Mads Mikkelsen as Harvey Dent... *looks at WB* I mean, it could work! MATT REEVES, GET ON THIS PLEASE! 

[atosui]

she’s  what?   huh?   baby??   was  there  some  kind  of  meaning  behind  this?  did  she  miss  a  few  other  words  in  there  to  complete  her  sentence?   why  was  he  trying  to  piece  the  puzzle  together  of  just  a  few  short  words?   shit.   he  was  growing  frustrated.

        ❛   huuuuuh?   what  the  fuck  does  that  mean??   ❜

𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄.  ❛   i’m  baby.   ❜ @CVPIDGALORE.