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heavy-lobster · 15 days ago

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Sometimes reddit is ok

#made me giggle. are they stupid???#lobster.txt

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mobiusghost · 10 years ago

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im GAY!!

#also i forgot to log off of johns computer :-----)#lobster.txt #i love you

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heavy-lobster · 11 months ago

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Common misconception! The phrase "you have to spend money to make money" isn't about entrepreneurship, it's actually about how you have to buy yourself So Many stupid little treats to survive the horrors of being employed!

#the nerves in my hands may be fucked up from spending 8 hours straight moving tv dinners around in the worlds loudest freezers #but at least i have this bag of candy that was on sale that i grabbed on my way out #anyways. i miss being unemployed what happened to that can i go back to that #lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 4 months ago

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With pkmn day coming up I'm in one of those moods again so gimme some pokemon and I'll maybe doodle them from memory!!

#lobster.txt #pkmn

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heavy-lobster · 4 months ago

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Human teeth evolved specifically to rend the sweet flesh of the humble gummy vitamin

#lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 2 months ago

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The loss incident

#idk. sorry #ygo vrains #i guess #lobster.txt #windys partner is teenage boy stock image if you were wondering #liked it better than compressed screenshot

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heavy-lobster · 1 month ago

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@mo0nj3lly putting you on blast for this bc why the FUCK would you say this to someone.

#i thoughg we were friends.#lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 2 months ago

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My power went out!

#fun! i love when events occur #its back on now though. only an hour #lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 20 days ago

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SO. THAT DELTARUNE HUH

#i can't believe video games are real at last #for the record ive only just started ch4 #but i am so fucking tired i unfortunately need to sleep rn but ill will speedrun this shit so hard tomorrow #lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 23 days ago

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I know we've mostly moved on from making fun of the woke content detector, but these bits from their discussion board on Monster Hunter Wilds are fucking frying me

#always makes me feel like I've been transported to an alternate universe #what the fuck are any of these people talking about ever #lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 1 month ago

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Got distracted for a solid 15 minutes looking at used car listings. For my kirby fanfiction

#lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 4 months ago

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There's no fucking way I caught a shiny phantump before encountering a single indeedee I hate this fucking forest bro

#I JUST NEED AN INDEEDEE LET ME OUT IVE BEEN SITTING HERE DOING ENCOUNTERS FOR AN HOUR #anyways. if anyones awake rn what should I name him #lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 3 months ago

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I can't take it anymore I'm heavy lobster again

#not midnight in my timezone but its damaging me #scary scary scary #lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 9 days ago

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Having a lesbian situationship on amino in middle school while in a fragile mental state will actually ruin your life forever

#i think abt it once for five seconds and am instantly in unimaginable anguish #i truly dont know how im ever supposed to have a normal relationship in my life. do i even want that #WOAH. ANYWAYS #lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 28 days ago

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Kinyarn comeback has me feeling so powerful btw. We will NOT lose.

#lobster.txt

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heavy-lobster · 1 month ago

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When I started writing this fic I was still in high school. They don't tell you that writing high school AUs after you graduate makes you feel like a massive loser

#unless its just me #lobster.txt

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