#lol look at my prev tag for businessman!mickey ->

[gallawitchxx]

Bee! You’ve got me ruminating on businessman!mickey (showers are a dangerous place for my brain).

Imagine with me...

Mickey getting his business license. Back in that same courthouse. Signing a new set of papers with his husband. No hesitation from anyone today. His first legit venture.

And come tax time, whining about Uncle Sam with his goddamn hand in his pocket, but really he’s pretty proud of himself for finally having some real income to claim. (Some, because no way in hell is he not finding every loophole to stash some of it away.)

He’s a grown-up, functional member of society now. And he’s proud of himself. And I love that for him.

So thanks to your lovely ficlet for pinging these little thoughts around my head today. 💕

squiddy 🖤😭

businessman!mickey is something so special (even as witchy!mickey) & the image of him going to city hall to sign paperwork is making me WEEP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!

he absolutely has incredibly generous definitions of “tax deductible” & “business expense” & he should!!!!

ian: mick, lube is not a business expense.

mickey: no, but you’re my business partner & it’s entertainment. it says right on the fuckin’ website that i’m allowed to deduct that shit.

ian: i really don’t think that’s what they meant when they wrote the tax code.

mickey: they’re lucky i’m even payin’ those fuckers. 30%—fuckin’ highway robbery.

i’m so proud of our little business owner too! he’s doing it & he’s doing it with his husband!!!!! 😭😭🖤🖤🥺🥺

thanks for the love on my ficlet, sweet friend! xx