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i just ascended into the astral plane
#lol tfw a tol buff surfer dude heckin saves ur life#i drank mold y'all#and he was walking me down to the nurse's office and he literally was so nice i'm shooketh#dude probably thinks i'm a dumbass tho like why tf would this stupid girl drink fuckin mold#but i was so delirious he looked like a fuckin angel i was like#whom tf#mi gay ass is SHOOK#a boy ain't ever been nice to me like this#how am i supposed to react#dude fully carried my backpack for me and got me c l e a n water#i said thank you like 18 times and he did the hang loose sign and was like 'no worries' each time#and he stayed with me in the nurse's office and talked really passionately about this philosopher dude he likes#which was weird#but still cool#i feel like keith that one time when he was like#WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT!!! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!!!!#except he was the one who basically carried me to the nurse's office#but he probably thinks lowly of me#and if he doesn't god bless#if i go back to school tomorrow i'm gonna confess my platonic love to him#bc i am a Lesbian#but anyways i am now leader of the Tol Buff Surfer Dude appreciation squad#but why am i so dramatic#i literally stood up and nearly fell and i was like 'i think i'm dying'#fucking terrified my teacher#poor lady#mine
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