#lopez rvb

[theosphobia]

Locus?

the reds and blues cuddle pile is complete. at last , ft locus bc hes honorary despite the retcon fuck u burnie 🖕

thank u all for helping w this amen i hope they are acceptable to u 🙏

[ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy]

i am almost 100% sure someone else has made this joke before

[mainenorth]

rvb scooby doo mystery incorporated au just hear me out

sarge is fred, donut is daphne, simmons is velma, grif is shaggy and lopez is scooby

but at the same time another mystery incorporated team is in the same high school, investigating the same things

wash as fred, tucker as daphne, church as velma, caboose as shaggy, freckles as scooby

do you get me??

[sabotourist]

some rvb icons i made for a thing

[yareyaredolphin]

so i was working on this animation right and after like three straight hours of sitting hunched over my phone and drawing the blunt in that dogs mouth for what felt like the billionth time i had a vision sent to me by who i can only assume was like weed jesus or something and it was like "dude holy shit wjat if red vs blue had weed in it" and then i blacked out and the next thing i remember after that is an hour and a half later i was laying face down on the floor and when i got up i saw my phone laying next to me and on the screen was this image

[7vhs]

This week it was a year since i started watching rvb! so i drew some characters i don't draw a lot :)

[escapism-from-the-real-world]

So, I watched red vs blue on a whim because of a youtube short up to season 12.

Like I binged that shit in a week.

And I just, have so many feelings.

Which means it’s posting time!

I fucking hate that this show makes me care and like and feel for these absolute idiotic assholes who sometimes go through really great character arcs and changes and sometimes back track on their growth so hard their backs crack while also making witty and shitty one liners and running jokes that have me cackling because I was not expecting that joke and for it to come back or, in a genuinely shocking turn of events, make me emotional.

I hate how my favorite character for most of the blood gulch arc was Church because we was sarcastic and bitchy and make me giggle and his relationship with Tucker reminded me if how me and my siblings bicker and fight and then he ends up having one if the most traumatic and complicated backstory ever with a really interesting dynamic with Tex that’s all about grief and saying goodbye and bringing people back but they don’t come back to the same expectations you’ve been holding for them while also dealing with the fact that Church was psychologically and quite possibly physically tortured into different parts of himself for a government program.

I hate how Tucker, the guy who keeps flirting and making unwelcome sexual comments to and about women in a very early 2000s way of giving your characters flaws, has ended up with a very odd but special place in my heart because he grows and changes as a character and develops beyond his flaws and is so painfully human and makes mistakes and is genuinely hilarious at times and cares so fucking much but he can’t show it because toxic masculinity but he fights anyways and is lowkey highkey the best soldier of them all and why do I like his character so much???

And just everyone’s chemistry with each other and the fact that I kept rewinding to rewatch scenes and jokes because they’re amazing or funny and I can’t tell you how ling it took me to get through some of those seasons I kept rewinding so much.

Like, how did they make a bit about them driving a military grade vehicle called the warthog with hispanic (?) music blasting through the radio as they crash into unsuspecting victims so fucking funny? I love this batshit crazy show.

I also hate how it makes me emotional. Sarge’s speech at the end of season 8? I almost cried. I chocked up. How fucking dare you. This is a show about a video game that came out before I was born. With jokes that would make a middle schooler proud and a plot that honestly had me baffled and craving more each season (up to season 12).

And they’re assholes! Like, they care about their shitty little group of friends so much that they are willing to commit various war heroics/crimes in order to save them, but they’re still assholes. But that’s what makes them great! They’re human and they mess up and make mistakes and say the wrong thing and make up and care and boy does it hurt to care.

Just AAAGGHH

This show has me shaking people aggressively by the shoulders and biting hard enough to bleed goddamnit.

[kronosveritas]

✨HELLO RVB FANDOM I AM ASKING FOR YOUR GUIDANCE✨

I don’t know if any of you know much about Tarot, but I am in the process of drawing an rvb tarot deck and these are my thoughts for which character should be assigned to each of the major arcana cards.

Included in parentheses after the character are some trailers generally associated with that arcana (to my understanding)

Please feel free to let me know in comments/tags if YOU think these fit/what fits better so I can potentially make the deck!

_____________ {arcana below fold} _____________

💙 Fool- Caboose (new beginning, fresh start, risk, a chance, new cycle, originality, fearlessness, travel, innocence, being green, trickster, acting foolish)

❤️ Magician- Tex (talent, skill, power, magic, control, manifest, tools, mastery, willpower, focus)

💙 High priestess- CT (intuition, feminine wisdom, hidden knowledge, secrecy, initiation, receptivity, spirituality, the inner world)

❤️ Empress- Allison (feminine power, abundance, fertility, pregnancy, marriage, creativity, receptivity, pleasure, mothering, nurturing, giving birth)

💙 Emperor- The Director (Order, structure, authority, power, boss, masculine, father, ownership, autonomy)

❤️ Heirophant- Sarge (tradition, structure, teacher, mentor, counselor, religion, dogma, advice, status quo, organization, conformity, rules, church, obedience)

💙 Lovers- Grif and Simmons (romance, partnership, love, choices, duality, opposites, union)

❤️ Chariot- Shiela (triumph, directed willpower, control, direction, movement, progress, vehicle)

💙 Strength- Carolina (strength, inner power, self control, calm, endure, willpower)

❤️ Hermit- Epsilon (inner wisdom, solitude, withdrawal, quiet, teacher or guru, research, seeker)

💙 Wheel of fortune- The Triplets, or the Chorus Rebels??? I can’t decide (luck, change, a turn of events, karma, movement, shift, improvement, fate)

❤️Justice- Doc & O’Malley (fairness, court, justice, balance, weighing options, seeing both sides, consequences, integrity, honesty, truth, law, middle path)

💙 Hanged man- Temple (sacrifice, letting go, faith, suspension, waiting, hang-ups, martyr, illusion, surrender)

❤️ Death- Felix (ending, transition, transformation, release, change, severance)

💙 Temperance- Lopez (moderation, balance, healing, alchemy, middle ground, patience, blending, harmony, guardian angel)

❤️ Devil- Meta/Sigma (bondage, materialism, negativity, slavery, addiction, stuck, jealousy, deviance, excess)

💙 Tower- Kimball (chaos, disruption, tearing down, rebuilding, uncertainty, blow, enlightenment, unexpected change, overthrow, revolution)

❤️ Star- Donut (hope, optimism, healing, balance, spirituality, health, well being, peace, wishes, vulnerability, success, balance)

💙 Moon- Wash (intuition, illusion, deception, darkness, reflection, fear, subconscious, dreams, difficulty, fear, imagination)

❤️ Sun- Tucker (optimism, success, joy, birth, happiness, health, inner child, energy, enthusiasm)

💙 World- Rooster Teeth Founders? Or Blood Gulch? Or RVB kill switch? (completion, ending, success, travel, closure, graduation, Universe, freedom, environment, rebirth)

https://www.thetarotlady.com/tarot-card-meanings/

^^possible link for meaning reference

<<I have individual assignments for nearly all the minor arcana too, but that would be far too long to post here>>

[sixsobbles]

You know what? Tumblr can have the second part of the RvB Lynx before Instagram.

Stupid AU of mine where they're just Lynx in a Wildlife Zoo that think they're free.

The Simmons and Grif ones are old, as you can probably tell lol, so I'll redo them eventually.

I love Lynx and I may do Blue Team + other characters. More RvBxMLP will be posted tomorrow maybe. My Insta because it has a lot more art on it.

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 5, Part 2, Poll 2

[muskrat-exe]

Blood gulch crew + tex

Headshots under cut

Caboose

Simmons

Tucker

Grif

Sarge

Texas

Lopez!

[theosphobia]

a humble request for kai and tex cuddlepile if it please thee 🙏

i have a feeling this is gonna be a really long image ..

the og badass herself amen !!

completed pile

[iamamotherfuckingghost]

Lopez Red vs Blue

[churchs-topsurgery-scars]

*stumbling in* i love trans headcanons give me all of ur trans headcanons

Oh my goodness I have so many. Some I even have multiple for actually.

Kaikaina - Transfem (She/Her) , Pangender (She/He/They)

Grif - Nonbinary (He/They)

Simmons - Transfem (She/They/It), Transmasc (He/It), Nonbinary (It/He)

Sarge - Stealth Transmasc (He/Him)

Donut - Pangender (He/They/She) , Transfem (She/They), Transmasc (He/They)

Lopez - Agender (He/It)

Alpha Church - Bigender (He/She), Transmasc (He/Him)

Caboose - Gender Apathetic (He/Any)

Tucker - Transmasc (He/Him) , Nonbinary (He/They)

Locus - Voidgender Intersex (He/It), Transfem (She/It), Transmasc (He/It)

Felix - Masc-leaning Genderfluid (He/She/They) , Transmasc (He/Him), Nonbinary (They/Them)

Doc - Nonbinary (They/He)

Dr.Grey - Nonbinary (They/She)

Palomo - Transmasc (He/Him)

Jensen - Transfem (She/Her)

Kimball - Nonbinary (They/She)

Tex - Demigirl (She/They) , Transmasc (He/Him)

Connecticut - Transfem (She/Her), Nonbinary (She/They)

Florida - Nonbinary (They/They)

Georgia - Agender (He/Him) (this is literally just because of his armor)

Meta - Voidgender (It/Its)

North - Transmasc (He/Him)

Carolina - Gender Apathetic (She/Her)

Washington - TRANSMASC (He/Him)

Wyoming - Probably Trans In Some Way But I Got Work In The Morning (He/Him)

Delta - Nonbinary (They/Them)

Gamma - Agender (It/Its)

Sigma - Transfem (She/Her)

If you want my specific thoughts on individual headcannons/characters please send me an ask!!!

[sabotourist]

what happens to creeper holes on the blood gulch minecraft server

Church: only fills in Caboose's creeper holes Caboose: absolutely the fuck does not fill in creeper holes Tucker: covers them up if they explode his shit otherwise leaves it Wash: fills in creeper holes he finds.

Sarge: makes simmons fill them in. or fills them with lava. usually lava Donut: loves filling holes Simmons: fills them in Grif: will cover them up with a block that sticks way the fuck out like wood or something because it annoys Simmons. otherwise leaves them Lopez: the only reason the server isn't a wasteland. server cryptid Doc: fills creeper holes with water to make lil ponds with flowers around them

[skwistokwarrior]

red team: can they cook?

sarge: no LMFAO would say he can but leave him in the kitchen for 2 minutes and now the whole base is on fire. legend says all he did was boil water

simmons: yes and is proud of it. thinks its essential and tries different recipes to impress sarge. would say something like "umm well actually studies show people who know how to cook are actually smarter than the average person 🤓" (autism be damned my boy can work a grill)

grif: YES like is unbelievably good at cooking my god, simmons would never say it but he's jealous. so so jealous. grif doesnt really care hes just like "eh i guess i can cook". also just never cooks because he's too lazy but also teaches carolina how to cook bcuzz theyre buds

donut: yes. cooks for blue team 🫶 good at cooking but considerately better at baking, which is good with him because he prefers baking. likes baking with wash (wash is very mediocre at baking but it's better than cooking with him because he can't cook for shit 😭)

lopez: maybe??? theyve asked but yk. nobody knows what hes saying

locus: yes, cooks pretty well. everyone was pleasantly surprised. they were skeptical at first but welcomed him slowly

honorary doc mention on blue team post

+ @godmybackhurts since ya asked 👌

in conclusion: once again, more stable than blue team (somehow)