note - robbie
Dear Billy,
My pain in the ass. The light of my life. Ect ect yadda yadda.
Iโve never really been one for likeโฆthings like this. I kinda overheard your sister have a similar ideaโa just in case I died, hereโs a letterโ thing, and I thought โheyโwhat weโre doing is dangerous. Maybe sheโs right. Maybe this is a smart fucking idea.โ
Anyway, Letโs get to the point.
If youโre reading this, lover boy. Iโm dead.
I donโt know how I died or what super cool thing I did before dying (it better have been cool, โcause then, whatโs the point?). Maybe I sacrificed myself to Vecna. Maybe I got eaten by a demo creature. I donโt knowโmaybe thatโs not the point. What I need to get out here is that IโฆIโm scared, man. Or was, I guess, if Iโm dead when you read this. I hope you pulled it out of the back seat of the Camaro and are actually reading it, because knowing you thatโs probably where it ended up after I gave it to you. Or you tore it up.
ANYWAY.
Iโm scared. Iโm scared of whatโs happening. Iโm scared of losing people. Iโm scared that this is just gonna blow up in our faces and I have no idea as to how to deal with it without being more obnoxious than usual. Itโs easy to face things head on with a maskโandโฆeven then, maybe itโs not that easy. Iโm scared of dying. Iโm just, I dunno. Scared. Like i always am.
Youโre a good guy, Hargrove. Under that big and scary brute-like exterior, youโre as soft as chewed up bubblegum. I know, โcause Iโve seen you at your best and worst, yโknow? And no, I didnโt tell anyone that youโre actually a big softie, so donโt go digging up my grave and kicking my corpseโs ass.
I hope youโre alive. I hope youโre reading this. Because if any one of us should get through this, itโs you. Youโve been fighting a long time, and you deserve a good, long life, yโknow? Iโm just that obnoxious freak from next doorโyou got more to you then a title like that, right? Imagine me laughing here. Iโd be laughing. You should know that by now.
I don't know how Eddieโs holding up (duh, cause Iโm dead). Butโฆlook out for him, โkay? Even in death Iโm worried about that feral raccoon of a brother of mine (itโs cool, Iโm also a feral raccoon. It runs in the family). Anyway, what Iโm getting at is this.
Watch over my brother. Please.
Donโt beat yourself over my death.
It wasnโt your fault. I donโt know if you were there or not but It wasnโt. But knowing you, you might blame yourself. I donโt know. Iโm guessing, okay?
If thereโs an afterlife, Iโll miss you while Iโm there. If not, Iโll still miss you, because I said so.
But anyway, thanks, Billy. Yโknow. For loving me. For being there. And just know that Iโm always gonna be with you, โkay? Even if Iโm haunting you for the rest of your life, surfer boy.
Your obnoxiously dead boyfriend,
Robbie.
PS: I put you back in my will so go get my shit out of the trailer asap.
PPS: except what ever eddie took, because he was also on the will and I just said โgo crazyโ so uh, yeah. Donโt fist fight my brother for my belongings. Thanks.
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