#love is war love is war love is waaaar

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

The Tournament of Elements episode 9-10

Uh huh. So im just supposed to believe that the people of ninjago city are scared of serpentine ppl (like skyler) when the serpentine just saved them from the overlord

Skyler: i wish i still had the power to change

Kai: you have changed, your with us now.

Thats actually so sweet

Kryptarium prison: jail for the worst of the worst.

Dont the ninja get thrown in here once

Pythor: AND forced me to take a shrinking pill!

That wasn’t for you and NO ONE told you to jump and take it.

Cole: ill handle this!

(Throws rocks at prison bars almost freeing inmates)

Cole you dumbass.

Keep forgetting these two anacondrai are kapow and chope. They changed :(

They were so goofy before

Lloyd: we cant let him get into the wrong hands! Literally…

Pythor: oh i get it, its literal because of my size. 😒 Well, im a little sensitive so-

Garmadon: a little sensitive?

Love them pun teaming

Cole: It aint fair! Why do they get weapons and we dont!

Jay, completely serious: Everythings a weapon in the big house. (Fights an anacondrai with a toothbrush)

Jay have you gone to jail

Cant believe Wus snake racist

Maybe he should have gone with the ninja and seen the snakes new civilization under ground

Lloyd: I lost him

Garmadon: wha- What do you mean you lost him?!? Find him!!!

Hes such a dad 😭

Wait wait wait i forgot when were there pirates

Oh ok when garmadon brought them to life with the mega weapon.

Got it

Why is it that they never use their elemental power when they actually need to

COLE. DONT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. NOW THEYRE ALL GONNA ESCAPE.

(Cole, busting down walls to escape.)

Jay: when people try to bust out of jail, they do so quietly. not literally!!!

Jay. Have you. Been to. Jail.

Okay pythors actually hilarious

THE MEME SCREAM

ITS BEEN SO LONG

Jay: what happened to ‘we stay as one?’

Garmadon: this isnt a vote jay, this is war.

Good to know jay knows when to stfu

I actually feel like sometimes he takes garmadon more seriously than Wu

I feel so bad for Garmadons guilt, like honestly, the letter isnt even that bad. Yeah its a dickish thing to do. But if wu and misako dwell on it and get angry then thats on them, it happened YEARS ago and it was chen who pressured him.

Misako: theres smth wrong… what aren’t you telling me.

Garmadon: were on the threshold of war and im a man-snake. Take your pick.

Jenfusbdjfbskne

Misako: the letter? Oh! It was the reason i fell in love with you.

Oh.

Well…

Lloyd probably felt like he scared that kid with the dragons blast, but he didnt get to see how the kids eyes sparkled and threw his soccer ball away, asking anyone if they wanted to play dragons 😭

I actually love Coles dragons design.

This whole season Cole has a sort of greenish glow to his powers but im pretty sure later its more lava like and I cant decide which one I like more.

Praise that old lady who only cares about driving her car and not being blocked by dragons in this madness

KAI STOP FIREBLOCKING THE ROADS.

NO NOT THE DRAGON LOVER KID

Wu let Garmadon be angry i feel like hes allowed to after everythings chens done to him 💀

STOOOP

NO.

CHEN.

YOU FUCKER.

GARMADON WAS GONNA TELL THEM HIMSELF.

HE WAS ABOUT TO.

IM GENUINELY ANGRY WTF CHEN.

im crying.

Wu bro pls hes sorry he said hes sorry

Ik if that happened to me I would be pissed asf

But still!!!!!

At least skylers keeping a steady head.

HFJSNFJDNSJNR

Wu's passive aggressiveness is so funny

And fair

He needs time and that's ok

Wu thinks a lot like an actual military or war general

Very strategic

KAI AT THE DOOMSDAY COMIX GIVING A SPEECH FOR HELP

JAY AT THE JUNKYARD

ZANE AT HIS MONUMENT STATUE

COLE AT THE PRISON

I'm so hyped

WAAAAR

THE LITTLE SNAKE BOY WITH A BOMBER JACKET MADE A HUMAN KID FRIEND IM CRYING

my favorite trope is when the city fights with the heroes

(statue and rocks fall down)

Awkward silence

The anacondrai a second later: ARAAARGRHRRRR

Pythor named the sewer rat Rodrigo

Is this pythors character arc???

Skyler after throwing her father: sorry, but i have a few daddy issues.

HFISNFJSJRKR

I said this in my last reaction but Garmadons urge to self sacrifice himself as an act of heroism to make up for what hes done/doesn’t think he deserves to live, is smth so obvious but smth i thought he changed and grew from

Now hes relapsing :(

Lloyd: you think im gonna stick around to watch you go! Fine! My real family needs me.

LLOYD NO 😭

I FORGOT GARMADON SACRIFICED HIMSELF BEFORE TURNING EVIL THIS IS GONNA KILL ME

Not the melodramatic music.

NOT THE FLASHBACKS

this is unfair

Lloyd literally a minute after (comes back): if anyone should be sending you off. Its me.

Well that was quick.

Had a whole realization in 0.5 seconds

Garmadon: I yearned to make the world in my image. I never realized I already had, in you.

Brb sobbing my eyes out

Even pythors like 😧

I love when rad snakes kill poser cultists

I hate that the “whats wrong! Looks like you’ve seen a ghost!” Joke from Cole was completely intentional in foreshadowing bc the anacondrai generals look just like Morro and Cole when theyre ghosts and the ghost seasons right after this

Chen: Save me skyler!

Skyler: 🙂

They made pythor big again :D

What the anacondrai generals said to Lloyd is probably the most respect hes been given for like, EVERYTHING EVER.

Skyler

No, no you dont. You DONT need to take up the family business. Let it burn to the ground. Its fine :)

NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU BURNING THE SPELLBOOK THATS SO USEFUL WTFFF

HFNSJFNSNR WHY IS MORRO HERE

he popped out of nowhere and that took me so off guard

[emychin]

Ohyeah look who came back and with all the love accumulated by her ship >< You can do it Rocko, only have one tiny obstacle but you can do it boy

My intention was to make this as a wallpaper but I miscalculated the size hehe

[house-of-laminations]

I MUST RETALIATE!!! This is WAAAAR!

*scratches head as I try to figure out how to write simeon*

“Soooo… do you have wings?”

You had been invited over to the purgatory dorm for studying today, which ended up just being you and Simeon. Luke had agreed to bake sweets with Barbatos and.. well who really knew what Solomon was doing in his free time.

Going over demon anatomy was simple. It was a lot like human anatomy but magically imbued and with just a couple extra pieces. As you grew bored you had started looking around for something interesting, which is how your eyes ended up on Simeon.

Through the beams from his window that somehow seemed brighter than the rest of devildom, casting new light on his features, you stared. He wasn’t what you expected an angel to look like, nor was he even close to biblically accurate, but he was.. pretty. Yeah, pretty seemed to fit.

His eyelashes were long, and his hair even though it looked stringy, was smooth and nice. You didn’t get the whole shirt and shoulders thing, but you didn’t think it looked bad persay. As you stared, soon he started to notice. At first he just rolled his shoulders and tried to ignore it, but your gaze was intense and he felt like you were unraveling him. When he finally asked what you were thinking, you were well into thought and didn’t actually think about your answer.

That’s how you got him to actually blush. He was surprised if he was honest, but gave a firm nod, “Indeed I do. Most demons still have wings from their times as angels, but not all of them as I’m sure you’ve seen.”

You tilted your head. You’d noticed only a select few demons had wings, yes, but part of you doubted Diavolo was ever an angel. “Are yours fluffy and white and such?”

“Haha.. come on now, this isn’t a lesson about angels. We’ll never get done if you keep distracting me.”

You sighed but nodded. He was right. Back to the books you went.

The truth was though, he didn’t want to tell you how his wings were slowly turning grey. The more and more time he spent down here, the more time he spent with you, his wings ever so slightly started tinting. They were still plenty white.. no one would mistake him for a demon by any chance… but he noticed.

He noticed around you he didn’t quite feel like an angel or holy for that matter. He felt.. average at best. Like he was almost just another human, but he knew that wasn’t possible. It was angel or demon for him, human itself not being an option. Part of him found it unfair. He wanted to hold you close and refuse to let you go, for his own selfish reasons.

He smiled and shook his head. That wasn’t very angel like, now was it? -🥀

Simeon Commits A Thoughtcrime!

Words cannot describe how much I love and appreciate this. How little choice angels/demons have to be either one or the other - not something in between. Him being physically brighter, different in the devildom which could be his angelicness or just him and. Just. aaaaaaaaaaaaa 💛💛💛

This will be a war of no losers only winners

[96percentdone]

me watching ep1 of kaguya-sama: I don't think i'm gonna like this op

me by the end of the op same ep: love is war love is war love is waaaar

me: fuck

[julili]

Hey there everyone, it's Gemini Amethyst. Out of curiosity, what type of books do you guys like to read? I won't judge because I'm a keen reader myself (I think that's partly the reason why I was bullied a lot in school, never mind that though). The books that I like to read are adventure and fantasy type books, especially the Moomin boom series.

Me: Wait whaaaat? You was bullied in school?! THIS IS AWFUL!!! >:O …me too :’c GUYZ, prepare your weapons, we’re going ot revenge =__=

69′s: *cleans the gun* Roger

72′s: Does guitar counts as weapon?

Me: Yes

90′s: K, I’ll take the fishing rod

69′s: Can this thing actually hurt people?

90′s: You have no idea

78′s: And I’ll take the sword, because I’m cool with the sword

Me: Alright, all ready, now GO TO THE WAR!1!! AAAAAHHH!11!

90′s: Oh, wait, we have a question there

Me: What? We don’t have time for this! *quikly reads the question* Ahh, well, we don’t actually read books, ‘cause it means to sit on place, but we’re never sit on place, ‘cause we’re going to THE WAAAAR!!111!

69′s: Yes, we like action and protect our friends

Me: So, y’know, we’re crazy-lazy, but loving *winks*