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someone ask me what my favorite animal is. I WANT TO SAY WHAT MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS.

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WGAT.

bro!!! i was ordering some stuff from the Homestuck shop (6/12 special) and my discount was 6.12 . SIX. TWELVE. this can’t be real man

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UUUGH THIS IS THE WORST FEELING EVER!!!!

GAHHHH I ORDERED MY SKETCHBOOK TOO LATE AND NOW I HAVE NO PAPER MATERIAL TO DRAW ON AFGHHFHGHFHF

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

I HAVE NO SKETCHBOOK AND I MUST DRAW!!!1

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What is your favorite animal?

wombats.

they mark their place using their SHIT! and defend their house with their ass!!! that’s metal as hell

they’re BIG. bigger than you’d expect! and holy hell, r they fast too.

their burrows are GIGANTIC!!! and sometimes it even serves as a shelter for other animals, how kind :)

one of my favorite facts about them is how their poop is cube-shaped. these were the og minecrafters

and they are SO CUTE!! :DD

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hi mage of mind! can you tell me why did you decide to classpect yourself like that? i feel like my friend is a mage of mind too, but she decided on rogue... just asking it for fun, no big deal (well, unless, of course, you want to take it seriously)

hello anon! just going to get right into it.

i took multiple classpecting tests. most of them i was mind; for like ONE i was a different aspect--can't tell you what, though.

and for one test, from the SHITTIEST FANGAME IMAGINABLE--TGP, it classed me as a Mage! (fyi; there were 2 other tests that said so, too.)

and i'm a huge fan of wizards and mages and witches and cool shit like that, so i decided to research the Mage class.

and *hoo, boy* did it match me so well!

not to turn this into a sob-story, but for context, my adhd has been TEARING my life recently. of course, i'm taking action to actually stop it more often, but before, i had no idea what to do--forgetting things left and right, and being super unfocused with school and shit.

that was my Mind aspect giving me trouble.

here's what Mages are--i can say this firmly.

Mages gain understanding and wisdom through their experience with their aspect tormenting them in some sort of way.

take it from me--you CANNOT OUTRUN YOUR ASPECT!!

it will leave its "mark" on you. what i mean by this is that when you finally pupate and come out of your situation, you will be especially knowledgeable in your aspect's domain. people can and may come to you for advice often! for my Mind players--make the decisions you're supposed to make. do not try to escape from this, you will ONLY make it HARDER ON YOURSELF.

please don't get this confused with Seers! i have not researched them much, but as far as i know--they search their aspect. if you're a Mage, the aspect searches for YOU.

hope i cleared up any remaining fuzziness around you and your friends' situation!

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toxic yoai catacombs cuck

yeah yeah, laugh it up ok *you* guys turned me into a cuck i never asked for this

and now i'm stuck in the catacombs too i just want to go home want to see my family

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just saw my grandma crying to John Pork singing. what VERY LITTLE respect i didn’t give to her, she absolutely took it all. snatched that shit. admiration stat +100.86

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help

it’s 1 am and I’m hearing dark fountain noises from my living room

i swear I’m NOT joking

it’s like

whurrrrrrrrr. gurrrrrrrrrrr. in that low tone

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i’ve done this to myself.

having a #moirail tag is HORRENDOUS for the soul

what do you mean i’m too lazy to tag one post but i have a bite of my food and i get energy to tag the next so i go back to the first post because i feel bad and dont want the first POSTER to think they’re not a moirail 😪

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HELP! a girl in a store just complimented my dorky anime shirt and i FORGOT HOW TO SPEAK UFHFB!!!!!HOW DO I RESPOND TO COMPLIMENTS I’M BLUSHING

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THANKS!!!!! i *may* do a little somethin to commemorate it..!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY AO3 ACCOUNT!!

my baby is officially 1 year old.