#m!a;; welcome to home depot motherfucker

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@nicholas-wolfwood replied to your post “"A cat?" Crouches down to scruff the cat. "What're...”:

He nearly drops the damn thing in surprise. "The fuck-? KNIVES?!"

"Obviously!" Who did he think it was! He hisses, back arching.

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"I've started a new website called plantfans, it's like onlyfans but for plants."

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If you could change anything about your family, would you? What might you change?

There's a flicker of outrage on his face as he opens his mouth to answer. "Yes."

A look of surprise, as he makes a startled sound. "Yes?" What–oh. Now he understands. A quiet huff. "That none of them were ever hurt in the first place. Even if it means the kids didn't need me."

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magic!anon! knives is unable to lie to direct questions for the next 3 days

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It's scooping time yet again for cat Knives. "Nai~" He shouldn't like the tone in her voice; she's plotting something. "I have a gift for you!" In the blink of an eye she's clipped a blue and white bell collar around his neck. Where did she get it? Who knows. "Now if you need anything we can hear better!"

"Being my beloved wife will not save you from claws, Mona." Why would you do this to him. Top ten anime betrayals, right here in his own home.

"I'd like it better if you were wearing it."

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They see a cat. They stare at the cat.

“If Knives isn’t here I guess I can take a nap.”

"Zazie I swear to fucking god."

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"A cat?" Crouches down to scruff the cat. "What're you doin' out here?"

"RELEASE ME IMMEDIATELY." This is revenge for the plush thing, isn't it? It must be,

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Tesla tilts her head at the cat, carefully kneeling down and offering him a hand, as if quietly asking permission to pet him.

Sigh. "Fine, go ahead."

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“What happens when you die? Is it like a Popsicle, you just melt into the ground?” You know, normal questions from a 3 month old plant. -@stxrblccd

"It is not, no." This is not a discussion he wanted to have with Luca this young. "It depends on how you die.

Oh good, he can wiggle out of the compulsion by being vague without actually lying. Great.

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"...neither did you. You never asked about what I was thinking after we found Tesla. But I never held it against you. we were both just kids. And rem tried her best but it never seemed enough to you "

"You seemed fine enough." He isn't touching on Rem. That's still a touchy subject, and right now he doesn't want to talk about her. Not when he can't deflect.

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idle are fingers that tease the emerald stone strung along his neck; the one that matches theirs. silence breaks when kaen speaks up, though their tone is reserved and quiet, "wha' - um - wha' am ah ta' ye, anyways?" it's an innocent enough question. they don't look up at him when it's voiced, they're afraid of the answer. // bold of you to assume i wouldn't take the risk anyways.

He bites his tongue against the compulsion for as long as he can before he finally huffs and looks away. H's not sure what words are going to come out of his mouth, and Knives is annoyed about it.

"A mess," tumbles out finally. "Complicated." It's a topic he's avoided thinking about too hard, and that's apparently how the subconscious feels about it too.

"I try not to think about it."

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"honestly you know you are really hard to figure out, right?" vash sighs but he does give his brother a little smile "I wish you just earnestly told me what was going on in your head, back then and now..:"

"I know. I do it on purpose." He doesn't like to be perceived, and he hates that Vash of all people tends to see through him. "But you never asked."

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"But I'm hungry and you can't cook as a cat...."

"You know how to cook, you moron."

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Picks the cat up by the scurf and throws him in the trash.

He doesn't appreciate this. At all. "Nicholas!"

As soon as he gets out of this trashcan, he's going to vomit multiple hairballs in the other man's shoes.

...Assuming he can get out.

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"KNIVES-SAMA, YOU'VE BEEN BEWITCHED BY SOME EVIL CURSE... But you're really soft and cute now," he admits, staring down at the adorable furry version of his master. He'd always wanted a cat, but slaves were never allowed to have pets since they themselves essentially functioned as glorified 'pets'.

"I will allow, just this once, for you to carry me until this curse has run its course."

He is small, and the room is large. It's tiring, trying to get across the room and to the piano bench. He's not even sure he can reach the bench. "If you speak of this to anyone your life is forfeit."

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What a weird looking cat, better not start a fight with Lucy

"... Meow."