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Welcome back, and welcome to your new life!
Height: 6′2″
Weight: 260lbs
IQ: 85
Cup Size: B
Pant Size: 24
Well honey, you’ve got a cute face, and an ass to boot!
It seems unlikely that your future is going to be in any way academic (that means you won’t go to school, darling) with your new, reduced IQ. You’re just going to have to find a nice guy that’s into pear-shaped tall girls and is willing to let you share some of his income I guess! Don’t worry, everybody knows that a girl who puts out can find a guy, and luckily for you, this spell was custom-rigged to greatly enhance your libido! You’ll be unable to hold up intelligent conversation for longer than a few moments, but your insatiable sexual appetite will keep men running back for more.
Welcome to your new life my dear.
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