#macroagressions too

[cherrysnax]

speaking of bhm I feel like this year has genuinely been the worst.

[hasfoudoneanythingwrong]

Day 50

Fouuu! fou fouuuu! (”Huh, where’s that echo coming from? Wait Fou?! Why are you wearing Mori’s helmet?”)

Fou! Fou fou fou kyau! Kill fou! (”Oh that’s a lot of malice. I’ll look the other way and hope Sherlock doesn’t decide to impart an investigation. Just don’t track the blood into my room, alright?”)

FouuuuufouuuFOUUUUUU!!!!!!! (-Fou runs off in the other direction and a scream that sounds vaguely like Merlin is heard from the distance-)

[juanitasupreme]

Did you see the rrailer for rhobh reunion 😯😯 It looks insane i hope the editing wasnt misleading and Andy really does lead the campaign against Erika's lies. But also doritoes and lip filler have gotten too bold with garcelle and need to be taken down. I'm more excited then i thought I didnt think they would actually come for erika

I hope too that Andy finally clocked in for works! Doritos truly been acting like a Karen this whole season, I can't stand the way she is disrespecting thee queen Garcelle. Like it's not even microagressions anymore but macroagressions towards Garcelle and it's very tiring/upsetting to watch. I used to like Dorito but now I want her GONE. And Rinna can go too but it's been rumoured that she also went at it with Garcelle about race so I know twitter will get her! I'm still not sure about the 4 parts reunion but I have a little bit of hope.

+ Dorito, Lisa, Kyle and Erika all looked horrible

[scortchedtoast]

Rhobh reunion got me heated! We need Dorito and Lipsa Rinna out of this show! The micro(or macro) aggression towards Garcelle were too much

Its truly awful those two need to be fired like the racism is too much with dorito its like macroagressions at this point and I get why Garcelle is playing respectability politics with these clowns cause she doesnt want to seem like an angry black woman but she needs to pop off on them at this point its too much and at this point 90% of people are in G's side so if she came full steam ahead for dorito and lipsa she would have tons of people backing her up

[catboy-beb0p]

Some of the Best Quotes From Teachers at my School

• Disney lied, Nemo was not friendly, Nemo was a thug.

• Get your drug references right!

• You are all worms on the inside.

• What are you listening to? Kid little wizkid T Little biscuit?

• Now here you're going to become a graphic organizer 

• “You have a nice range of proteins” is a good way of calling someone cute I promise you won't get beat up.

• The chances of froliking in the snow in 40mph winds is poor.

• People of height.

• Are you culturally appropriating the lgbt community? [Note that this was too a pansexual person making a self-deprecating gay joke.]

• LET'S MAKE IT A MACROAGRESSION! *slams ruler on desk*

• So instead of saying all those other things, can we just tell him to fuck off?

• Sometimes you have to borrow a few people.

• Kid: when are we leaving? Teacher: Never. This is ecology hell I am the devil. No one is leaving.

• Yogurt eating, Volvo driving, [my town] liberals.

• These are called your broccoli muscles.

[omg-poc-please]

smh gcoc (3/?)

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do you think shitty has ever used the word "oriental" before

The gcoc have receipts on all the yts in the Haus but they have a separate subchat literally just for shitty

HE DEFINITELY HAS

At one point they blocked everyone else in the team chat and,,,, for those few days,,,finally knew peace

"shitty microaggressions" "shitty macroagressions" "why shitty shouldn't meet parents of color"

ok but also....group snaps of color

this is everyone's favourite snap (reece king, work by rihanna)

Full offense but chowder and Nursey's snap streak is the longest out of anyone in the team

341 days BITCH

the snap streaks with nursey are always long asf but nursey and chowder have like. 300+ days

They made ECOC the very first day they met

nursey and ransom have the second longest at 200+ days

It was probably because of some shit bitty said tbh

bitty to chowder: "you are just the cutest!" chowder and nursey: ECoC friendship

Dex with his republican sticker And his small town racism and homophobia Small town bigotry mmmm.............................. delicious

actually that's probably the original friendship dex makes the baking comment and nursey and chowder just. Look

chowder finds every samwel republicans sticker he can and snaps them all to nursey

he had to semi stalk a white boy once bc the sticker was on the guy's snapback.

but the resulting picture was worth it

he just zooms in on his own face looking Tired Of Color

honestly me too chowder

also this is less relevant but i hate when ppl try to play off dex's sticker as . ,, a joke? or unimportant? in fics

like it needs to be addressed ESP if it's a nurseydex fic lmao

I get so FHDJDJDJDDJDJD about how Faux Nice lardo's mom of color would be if any smh came to her house like AhHHH

Okay but you can't tell me that shitty didn't find out what ECOC was and then desperately try to make ECOC with ppl

YES

I HATE HIM

HE WOULD SJDJSJJDD

shitty: white ppl amiright?? lardo: whom'st

shitty is literally just the post that's like when white people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like

side note: the gcoc has been called white whine before

WHITE WHINE OH MY GOD

ngozi did say the smh and samwell like. isn't realistic, they're like rose coloured goggles of college

very rose colored tbh like where in 2015 are you going to find a campus where 25% of the student population is lgbtq+ and out

cries in gay

in an idyllic world where this is the most lgbtq school in the nation three years in a row

cries in closeted gay

the gay bubble, the gubble

g u b b l e

Gubble Gubble

Cronch Cronch

I think about those tweets where bitty goes and talks about how good people's brows are a lot like ..honey...u dont understand. that lardo's brows. are Fake as Fuck and I love her but they're grey 

Okay but imagine an AU where Rans and Holster give their dibs to Whiskey and Tango n Lardo gives her's to Nursey,,,,, bitty is the only white in the Haus 

Haus of Color 

They kick him out of the kitchen and he's beside himself "Please y'all just let me help--" "Nope we're all good here thanks tho" 

Chowder: bitty,,,,, no offense but ur white and have no idea what the fuck ur doing when it comes to 'ethnic' foods 

And bitty probably replies with some shit like "but I'm from the south!" and nursey's eye won't stop twitching 

Salt butter and sugar is not the holy trinity contrary to what bitty was brought up to believe

[fakekathy-blog]

On Mountain Day 2015, Part 2

Hi, all. Kathleen McCartney here to quell some hubbub! My goodness, I feel like President Snow in District one. Haha! (In all seriousness, my house is surrounded by Tracker Jackers so don't even THINK ABOUT IT).

It seems everyone's a bit flustered about, well, everything. Mountain Day, microagresssions, macroagressions, not being able to have rabbits in their rooms (just buy a hitachi magic wand! that's what I tell the trustees when they get all uppity. The rabbits are underpow... I'm so sorry. I got off on the wrong track there). (Oh, goodness! I said got off!)

As we were, Smithies. I've decided that we've become too reliant on Mountain Day. It's become the fossil fuel for our hope - the depleting resource that we're hooked on, like the last two seasons of The Wire. SERIOUSLY - IF YOU RUIN IT FOR ME, I WILL FILL PARADISE POND WITH YOUR TEARS.

It seems that we need to be weaned of Mountain Day. And, since I've already told you it's like fossil fuels, let's just divest!

See? I divested! I can do exactly what you ask me to as long as it's done in a circuitous and totally non-sequitur way!

I'm so proud of me for fixing this. I'm submitting a motion to the Board of Trustees that I henceforth not be KMac, but KMax - because I'm maximum effective!

Hugs and kisses, The Eleventh President of Smith College