#madsrambles

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QUAD CHART

behold, the quad chart of BoB men (no i will not take criticism on this)

ranking from pookie - babygirl - whore (affectionate) - wife

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i’m literally an english manor 😭😭😭

do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3

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star wars: the return of kwisatzzhaderach/madsrambles

hello all, i’ve decided to come back after going thoroughly insane for a few months

i’m going through and following as many old mutuals as i absolutely can and i’ll probably tag a few of you in this post in the morning

all anyone new needs to know is that i’m mads, i used to have a blog on here with the same name, i’m in my mid twenties, and i’ll be posting whatever the hell i like

[madbunny1010]

To be honest I don’t ship any of the Overwatch characters cause they are so flat it’s like shipping chess pieces.

Some times I will see some great amazing art of like two of them kissing or holding hands and I’m like “hell Ye.” But you could literally put any of them together and I’d be like “alright then.” There’s literally NO story elements stopping any of the heroes from dating. There’s no canon sexuality except for Tracer being a lesbian, I think D.Va and Lucio have had like banter as “friends” so I guess they’d be shipped more then like Hanzo and Winston. Oh and Torbjorn has a canon family/wife and daughter so I don’t think people would ship them...hopefully...(war flashbacks to the whole Pinecest shit)

I think Winston is actually the only character I’d have a problem shipping with anyone cause he’s an ape. Is that beastiality? Is his super imtelegence an exception? I guess In the same vein though Zenyatta is a robot so does he have feelings? Can he feel companionship? Is that why he’s a monk cause he’s trying to figure out “FEELINGS” and it’s like humans trying to understand spirituality and god. Wait does Genji have a dick to preform the sexual relations if he had a partner? see this is the problem there’s just so much left unanswered. GIVE US THE GENJI DICK LORE YOU COWARDS.

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real

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I want to runaway for a weekend. See what would happen.

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EASY COMPANY AS TEXT POSTS/TWEETS

a collection of tweets and text posts i found that i thought BoB characters related to :)

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EASY COMPANY MEN MENACE VS DISASTER RANKING

here’s a little something while i work on the next hiraeth chapter :))

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EASY MEN VS GINGERBREAD

easy men and how they eat gingerbread men - will not argue because i’m not wrong :)

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EASY MEN AS QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS

quotes taken straight from my quote book, except i assign the easy men as some of the quotes

Dick Winters: i like the thrill of premarital eye contact though

Lewis Nixon: you white mans whore

Carwood Lipton: macarena through the pain

Ronald Spiers: i love war crimes

Harry Welsh: someone messaged me and said “when i think about you i think about weasels”

Joe Liebgott: i love milfs, they have a special place in my heart

Joe Toye: i’m going to grind ur kneecaps into a powder and snort it of a homeless mans ass

Bill Guarnere: i would 100% throw hands with a toddler

George Luz: i don’t have a brain

Skip Muck: that’s not very fergalicious

Don Malarkey: bitch ass gangly ranga

Frank Perconte: yeah and what about it, i’ll bite you, chomp chomp bitch

Babe Heffron: do you guys ever look at rocks and think “i really wanna eat that” or is it just me, like some rocks just look good to eat

Bull Randleman: wait i thought south america was florida? what do you mean brazil is in south america isn’t it in like europe

Skinny Sisk: are ponies real?

David Webster: state of denial? i’ve never been to egypt though

Shifty Powers: when people talk about how they have a baby ,,they preach they’ve done the funky,,, congrats ur not a virgin

Johnny Martin: let me read your palm… yep it’s says you’re a dumb bitch

Chuck Grant: ur the pee to my pants

Floyd Talbert: like what DO you say after sex? do you just fall asleep NAKED?!

Eugene Roe: looks like a bitch is depressed, it’s me, im bitch

Pat Christensen: can’t believe i almost called Jesus a dilf

Buck Compton: ass so fat it cause mass genocide

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BAND OF BROTHERS QUAD CHART PT 2

Wrap them in a warm blanket - malewife - pookie - i want to gut punch them (affectionate)

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THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @malarkgirlypop literally missed you so much, and i’m sorry for falling off the face of the earth these last months, my life is one big ao3 author curse 🫠

LIFE UPDATE GAME:

🎧last song

Let there be rock - AC/DC

🖍️favourite colour

blue, love a baby blue or a royal blue

📚last book

good girl, bad blood

🎥last movie

race (the movie about jesse owens, I do love me a history movie)

🍬sweet/spicy/savoury

sweet. I am a sweet treat enjoyer for life

💕relationships status

still very much single

🌐last thing I googled

where to watch ‘judas and the black messiah’, because again, I love historical movies

💗current obsession

this game called tiny tower, i’m literally so obsessed, also township

🔮looking forward to

erm… finishing my new chapter of hiraeth after months 😰

NON PRESSURE TAGS: @mads-nixon @noneedtoamputate @liptonsbabe @the-cinnamontography-is-amazing @1waveshortofashipwreck @bast0gne

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so like… if I said hozier x bob… what would y’all think??

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SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE MIXTAPE

a music tag game where u create a mixtape ft songs that could be in a movie about ur life! :D

thank you for the tag @the-cinnamontography-is-amazing <3 this was so much fun!!

NON PRESSURE TAGS:

@malarkgirlypop @mads-nixon @bast0gne @scottsummersgal @liptonsbabe @1waveshortofashipwreck

LIST OF SONGS

1. Opening Credits - Brown Eyed Girl // Van Morrison

2. Wake Up Scene - The Ballroom Blitz // Sweet

3. Average Day Scene - Walk This Way // Aerosmith

4. Driving Scene - Hotel California // Eagles

5. Growing Up Scene - My Girl // The Temptations

6. First Date Scene - Champagne Supernova // Oasis

7. Falling In Love Scene - Lover, You Should’ve Come Over // Jeff Buckley

8. Love Scene - From Eden // Hozier

9. Fight With a Friend Scene - Rumour Has It // Adele

10. Heartbreak Scene - Iris // The Goo Goo Dolls

11. Mental Breakdown - Nobody’s Soldier // Hozier

12. Moving Out - Piano Man // Billy Joel

13. Getting a Job - 9 to 5 // Dolly Parton

14. Taking The Train Scene - Funky Town // Pseudo Echo

15. Deep Thoughts Scene - Imagine // John Lennon

16. Lesson Learning Scene - This Town // Niall Horan

17. Getting Back Together Scene - Love Of My Life // Harry Styles

18. Party Scene - Low // Flo Rida, T-Pain

19. Happy Dance Scene - Old Time Rock & Roll // Bob Segar

20. Homesick Scene - Matilda // Harry Styles

21. Long Night Alone Scene - Angels // Robbie Williams

22. Night Driving Scene - Tongue Tied // GROUPLOVE

23. Flashback Scene - Bitter Sweet Symphony (Remastered) // The Verve

24. New Beginnings - I’m Still Standing // Elton John

25. Closing Credits - Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) // Edison Lighthouse

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TAG GAME

GET TO KNOW ME :)

thank you for the tag @grumpy-liebgott !!

NAME:

Mads / Blue

PRONOUNS:

She / They

STAR SIGN:

Aquarius ♒️

# OF SIBLINGS AND FUN FACTS ABOUT THEM (IF YOU HAVE ANY):

1 younger brother! A fun fact about him is that he is a musician! he’s a really good drummer, and can pretty much play songs by listening to them once!

# OF PETS & THEIR NAMES:

1 dog and his name is Cisco, after Cisco from The Flash TV show

FANDOMS:

Band of brothers (obviously!). But I love Marvel, DC, Star wars, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, COD… yeah i love a lot of things

FAVOURITE COLOUR:

Blue. So much so i’ve made it my theme and name :)

FAVOURITE SONG:

That’s tough because i have a lot of favourites… But one i’ve had on repeat a lot recently is Breakin’ dishes by Rhianna!

FAVOURITE AUTHOR (OF ANYTHING READABLE - BOOKS, FANFICS, ZINES, WEBTOONS, WHATEVER!):

fanfics:

@malarkgirlypop @footprintsinthesxnd @next-autopsy @mads-weasley (plus all my other friends who write! (i just have shocking name recollection ))

books:

Oscar Wilde! The picture of Dorian Gray

Holly Jackson! A Good Girls Guide to Muder

FAVOURITE FIC TYPE:

I love me a good “they’re both in love but don’t realise”… Like they both are so in love with each other but don’t think the other one is… and it’s just so fluffy

BUT

sunshine x grumpy???? that’s my shit right there

FAVOURITE HOLIDAY:

Can’t go past Christmas! now especially because i’ve been enjoying the people i’ve spent it with the last few years :))

DO YOU HAVE A PARTNER (ROMANTIC, QPR, ANYTHING!)?:

i wish, i am literally the most awkward person in existence… i’m also like unable to tell when people are flirting with me

HOBBIES:

I play netball and softball! just socially, not competitively (any more) which also means my joints are shit.

I also love to read and bake! which are things my parents passed down, my dad loves to read an my mum loves to bake, and bakes with me a bunch!

FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:

- i’m not sure if this is a fun fact, but all my joints crack or pop. At some stage of the day i can crack any joint.

- i’ve seen one direction when 5sos opened for them in concert!

- i can sing the entirety of ‘baby got back’ by Sir-Mix-A-Lot… no i don’t know how i learned it

NON PRESSURE TAGS: @malarkgirlypop @mads-nixon @executethyself35 @whollyjoly @ronald-speirs @ronsparky

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no one asked for it but here it is!

My ranking on which Band of Brothers characters I think i could beat in a fight:

for context i am 5”4, like 60kg soaking wet, but filled with rage and self belief - my entire fighting ability is based solely on the fact i grew up as the only girl and learnt to fight dirty

Dick Winters: First and foremost. I would NOT fight this man, i feel like it would be like hitting my mum, he just gives me disappointed mum vibes. secondly, i have no doubt that man can fight, and i would be folded like a deck chair - HOWEVER: i feel like he would help me stop the nose bleed i would get from him breaking my nose

Lewis Nixon: I feel like i could beat nix in a fight, just something about him screams like he would not be able to fight in like an anything goes street style fight? maybe it’s the Yale student in him.

Carwood Lipton: Again, i feel like it would be like hitting my dad. Also i know that man would be able to kick the shit out of me. Like we saw his arms in the baseball scene? yeah. no way would i be able to beat that man in a fight

Ronald Spiers: I wouldn’t even attempt to fight that man. He would rock my shit. There is no doubt about it. I may be delusional but i’m not THAT delusional

Harry Welsh: I feel like this one would be pretty easy, and i think i would win. Like he’s a loveable guy yaknow? but also if i had to i would beat him. However, i would probably feel pretty bad about it if im being honest

Joe Liebgott: now, i understand this man is probably like a foot taller than me, and very angry. BUT. i feel like this a a 50/50, in the sense that i feel if i could get him onto my level, it would a fair fight. HOWEVER, i feel this man would fight dirty if need be.

Joe Toye: no way. nuh uh. we’ve all seen his arms, they are bigger than my head, his brass knuckles?! yeah no way would i win that fight.

Bill Guarnere: again, i feel like this is similar to Joe Toye, in the fact that i feel like this man is filled with a lot of rage and would definitely knock me on my ass. Like i would put up a fight and maybe get a few punches in but, he would put me on my ass fs

George Luz: no offence but i would for sure win. Like love George but, if i had to fight him, i would win. But i don’t think i would ever want to fight George, look at that face and tell me you would want to harm it

Skip Muck: look at that face and tell me you would want to hit it. I would however win, i feel like there isn’t much height advantage for him to have, and even if there was i am used to fighting people bigger than me. So in short, yea i would win but i would feel bad about it

Don Malarkey: hasn’t he been through enough!? But seriously though, i think he would probably win based on arm size alone. Like he would crush me with his arms, even if i could fight back.

Frank Perconte: i would win. no doubt in my mind. That’s not saying this man wouldn’t be scrappy, because he gives me scrappy vibes, but i would win this one.

Babe Heffron: My beloved, my special guy, my pookie, i would NEVER. However, i think it would be a pretty 50/50 fight if i was able to get him to my level. That is if my ass wasn’t kicked my Bill first.

Bull Randleman: look at me. look at me. Bull Randleman would rock my shit. I would be folded like a pretzel. He would knock me on my ass, and most definitely brake a bone in my face. Look at him!!!!

Shifty Powers: it would feel like punching a sad little puppy :( i don’t want to fight him! Like i physically don’t think i would even fight him, and i feel he would feel bad if he hit me… maybe we go out for breakfast and don’t fight

David Webster: now i have full faith in my ability to beat this man in a fight. I feel he would be a pretentious harvard man and i would definitely be able to beat him, especially if it’s an anything goes brawl.

Johnny Martin: This man would eradicate me with a single death glare. He is TIRED of everyone’s shit, and i think he would use that to just decimate me off the face of the earth.

Chuck Grant: Now, we’re talking pre head wound chuck, he would probably beat me, PROBABLY. I feel like that man would fight dirty, but there would be a chance for me to win. So maybe like a 70/30 chance his way?

Floyd Talbert: This man would flirt his way to victory. He would make me turn red at the compliments and sweet talking and i just would not be able to fight him. And to be honest, i would let him

Eugene Roe: Again, i would NEVER want to fight this man, he has been through enough!!! But the fact he would be able to throw me like a sack of potatoes would wound my ego severely. Like dude is strong! he’s carrying around injured people all day! Which means he would most definitely win.

Buck Compton: This one’s a tricky one for me to say, i want to say he would win. BUT, i feel like he would fight fair yaknow? So maybe if i caught him off guard and like, bite him maybe i would win? But who knows for sure.

Skinny Sisk: This man has to deal with Web and Lieb. HE IS TIRED!!! I would not fight him based on the fact that he needs a break. Give him a break. BUT i think it would be pretty 50/50, he seems beatable but also seems like he could kick my ass yaknow?