#mail corner 📬

[bangchanswolfpelt]

IS IT A NIPPLE?!!!?!!!!!?!

[ilyuu]

*snuggwes* you’we so wawm

help.

HELP I AM UH NOT QUALIFIED OR LICENSED TO DEAL WITH THIS NONNIE-

[trashbaget]

Last ask game

😴🖥️🌊

ahhh hello! thanks for the ask lovely :D ✨✨

😴 — last time you overslept?

this morning today. whoopssss,,,, i’ve been having some wackass sleep habits lately so i woke up at like 2pm again today 😅😅

🖥 — last thing you googled?

roma’s pizza!! it’s a local food joint i adore and absolutely going to kiss when i move 🥹💔

🌊 — last time you saw the sea?

i’ve actually never seen the sea 😭 i live in the midwest which is canonically landlocked but i live in the midwest sea!au state of michigan which is of course known for its many big lakes that occasionally have been compared to the aforementioned sea, however, i could not tell you the last time i saw one of those because it’s been so long it has hopped out of longterm memory and into that sad sad forgotten pit where my poor unfortunate soul bing bong went to die everyone drop an f massive B in the chat for my man bing bong 😔😔💔💔

[rare-agere-reverie]

I have a fanfic request for welcome home (if your don’t mind!)

Caregiver(s): Eddie Dear

Regressor(s): Wally Darling

Plot: Eddie is going back to his home after he finished his mail route and spots an overstimulated, regressed Wally trying to hide his regression. Eddie decides to help Wally.

Please and thank you! 👋😅

Woo my first fic for the blog and it’s my hyperfixation! Hope I did your idea justice anon 📬

Something to Hold

CG!Eddie Dear + Little!Wally Darling

“Here’s your mail, Julie!” cheerfully proclaimed Eddie. He pulled a primary-colored letter with a pawprint stamp from his bag. The rainbow monster joyfully took it from him.

“Thanks for the letter, Eddie,” she replied, “Can you play Magic Bakery with me?” The mailman froze a little, remembering the last time Julie played that game. Poppy’s kitchen needed an entire week of cleaning after her sugar potion erupted in a splash of batter.

“I’d like to, but I don’t think I’m up for it,” Eddie excused, his right hand scratching at the back of his neck.

“That’s okay, I bet Frank would love to play Magic Bakery,” reassured Julie confidently. “Bye Eddie! Hope your day’s fun!”

“I’ll see you later!” He tipped his hat as he strolled away. Feeling his hand around inside his mailbag, Eddie sighed freely when he didn’t touch a single letter. Now that his day’s work is done, his schedule is free. Maybe I should fold some paper butterflies; Frank would love that. How about I cut a ribbon of stars? I could even deliver it to Sally. 

Caught up in his thoughts, Eddie tripped over a pebble. Slight pain flared a bit as he landed face first on the grass. He propped himself up, only to spot something small behind the post office.

Huh, did someone leave a package? 

Eddie kept walking, then realized the figure was one of his neighbors. His steps slowed stealthily, as if worried about scaring the person off. Hiding around a corner of the building, the mailman realized it was actually Wally.

The small darling seemed quiet and tense, unlike his usual content self. His ascot hung loose around his neck, his cardigan unbuttoned and nearly falling from his shoulders, and his chest heaving unsteadily. In Eddie’s favor, Wally’s eyes are too trained on the apple in his hands to notice someone spying on him. A self-soothing behavior taking virtually no effect.

The taller friend’s worry only grew at the sight. What could’ve scared him so badly? …I finished my route; it wouldn’t hurt to take a break. A sporadic yet subdued burst of footsteps carried Eddie closer, alerting Wally of his presence.

“Hey Darlin’,” the concerned man sat beside the shorter, “do you need any help?” With a slight turn of the head towards his friend, Wally’s shaking pupils dragged themselves to meet Eddie’s gaze. 

“No,” he decided, his voice soaked in anxiety. A blatant lie, unfit for a usually happy friend and neighbor.

“Oh, Wally, it’s okay to ask for help,” Eddie soothed, reaching a hand out for the frazzled artist. The painter hesitated, glancing wearily between his apple and his friend’s palm. Said friend never stopped displaying such genuine affection, effectively winning Wally over. Wordlessly, one hand held the red fruit while the other hovered over Eddie’s hand. The mail carrier kept a loose yet secure grip, propped Wally up, and led him inside the post office.

For the most part, the inside sparkled with cleanliness; only a side table was littered with scrap paper from a previous crafts project. Eddie placed his hat and work bag on the wall hooks behind the reception desk, and let go of Wally in the process. Free to explore, Wally felt drawn to the table of leftover materials, eyeing every individual paper. When the off-duty mailman returned his attention to his friend in need, his confusion grew a little. After all, Wally’s tantalized by spare pieces of the paper crowns he made for Sally’s last play.

“What is it, Darlin’?” Eddie asked, joining Wally at the cluttered table.

“Red,” mumbled the yellow puppet, pointing at a pile of paper triangles with the same color. He thoughtlessly placed his apple on the table, and admired the differing shades between the maroon scraps and the scarlet fruit.

“That’s right; they’re both red,” awkwardly added Eddie. Despite his quiet exhale unknowingly releasing itself, he couldn’t stop thinking about the unfamiliar behavior unfolding next to him. I’m glad he’s feeling better, but something ain’t right.

“Gween,” Wally muttered, now pointing towards a couple of poorly-cut ovals. That certainly snapped the distracted mailman out of his thoughts.

“Green?” repeated Eddie, mental wheels finding enough courage to turn. Maybe he wants to distract himself with colors, he rationalized. At this apparent correction of pronunciation, the secretly-regressed little darted his eyes down to his fingers, which gently tapped on the table.

“Yeah, that,” spoke Wally, voice shy and small. It melted Eddie’s heart with melancholy, yearning for the artist’s happiness to return. 

“I didn’t mean to make you sad, Darlin’,” affirmed Eddie, his words sweeter than any apples Wally had seen. “Just know I want to help you find your smile again, okay?” The regressor nodded confidently, his clear gaze fixed onto Eddie’s while his hands made a grabby motion towards the mail carrier.

“Oh! You want a hug?” Words escaped Wally; he could only repeat his grabby hands. “Aww, of course I will, Darlin’!” Protecting arms wrapped snugly around the little’s limp body.

Smiles on their faces, they stayed like that until Wally’s eyes slowly closed. Naturally, Eddie pulled out his Murphy bed and tucked the sleepy darling underneath soft blankets. As one of them napped, the other lovingly watched over them.

[butter-beekeeper]

Sunshine;

I wake up and my windows are wide-open, cold, fresh air pumping into my small room. It smells crisp, clean and earthly, and I’m immediately wide-awake. I’m greeted by sidewalks painted dark black by the precipitation, a cool breeze draping over my neck like a light scarf, and spherical droplets cradled in leaves sprawled across damp dirt. My feet splash through puddles of muddy water as I make my way. Days like these, I feel like my world has been amplified by the recent storm, like it is slightly brighter and clearer.

When I was a child, I’d spend hours in my driveway, jumping through shallow puddles and delighting in splashing water on my sister. At night, when I couldn’t sleep or was afraid of the demons that hid in the dark corners of my room, I’d listen to the soft pattering of rain on the skylight near my bed. Somehow the constant pattering of water droplets on the plastic over my head seemed like soft kisses from the outside world, lulling me to sleep.

The rain was a playmate and a comfort to my childhood self, and I loved the way that it would slowly turn the grass field outside my house from a straw yellow to a silky green, the way it brought out the strong scent of oak in the trees by my house, the way my hair would slowly dampen until it would hang limply around my head, swinging around as I ran through my childhood neighborhood.

So to the rain, Thank you. Thank you for the memories you have given me , sipping hot tea on gloomy days and watching rainbows appear on the far-away horizon

Thank you for the lessons you have taught me. I learned that sometimes all it takes is a little bit of water to bond with the people around you, because there’s nothing quite like a good rain shower to precipitate a bit of adventure. I learned that there is beauty in chaos when I drove to the beach with a friend and sat on the cold, wet sand overlooking a troubled sea violently meeting sheets of rain.

And I learned that there is no de-stressor quite like watching it rain lightly from somewhere dry and warm, pretending as though the water hitting the ground somehow washes away time and anxiety.

mail is here 📬💌

ps: the list that I'm listing will have you kicking your legs in the air, giggling, smiling and crying... you are not ready for it ray

I love me some rain 🌧

this one is nice, I like it 👌🏼

“Yo no sé, mira, es terrible cómo llueve. Llueve todo el tiempo, afuera tupido y gris, aquí contra el balcón con goterones cuajados y duros, que hacen plaf y se aplastan como bofetadas uno detrás de otro, qué hastío. Ahora aparece una gotita en lo alto del marco de la ventana; se queda temblequeando contra el cielo que la triza en mil brillos apagados, va creciendo y se tambalea, ya va a caer y no se cae, todavía no se cae. Está prendida con todas las uñas, no quiere caerse y se la ve que se agarra con los dientes, mientras le crece la barriga; ya es una gotaza que cuelga majestuosa, y de pronto zup, ahí va, plaf, deshecha, nada, una viscosidad en el mármol.

Pero las hay que se suicidan y se entregan enseguida, brotan en el marco y ahí mismo se tiran; me parece ver la vibración del salto, sus piernitas desprendiéndose y el grito que las emborracha en esa nada del caer y aniquilarse. Tristes gotas, redondas inocentes gotas. Adiós gotas. Adiós.”

ps: no sad fics or I'll send you to jail, you have been warned

[kentavewine]

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[yaphankwines]

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[bangchanswolfpelt]

*quietly drops this into ur inbox after like 2 months* part 2 of svt relationships. as a treat

jun + the8:

- SOULMATES PART THREE!!!!!! - sunshiney boy + intelligent book boy but taken to another level - jun seems quiet and unapproachable but is secretly a giant sweetheart and full of love - minghao seems like a good respectful boy but he’s actually a chaotic meme king who’s obsessed with kermit (the number of Minghao Roasting People compilations can attest to this. also see: haunted house gose episode, which is actually what really got me into svt in the first place) - i love these two forever. exasperated mom friend x flirty dreamy friend - it’s junhui running around and being loud and telling really horrible pickup jokes while minghao pretends to be disgusted but is actually cackling on the inside!!! - it’s minghao roasting everyone while jun hovers supportingly on the side!!!! it’s them making fun of each other in the sweetest possible way!! (minghao imitating jun in the talent show gose episode KILLED ME) - not only that, but the trust that these two have in each other, kind of like vernon and joshua but perhaps even more, as people from an unfamiliar country that gave everything to dance on a stage - best way to encapsulate them: the my i performance. The My I Performance. i have nothing else to say woozi + hoshi:

- overexcited extrovert friend + exhausted introvert friend - jihoonie’s so like. tolerantly fond of soonyoung’s shenanigans and it Makes Me Soft - see: that one vlive where he just let hoshi fuck around with his recording equipment - there’s really not much to say here i just love these two and their dynamic - hoshi: going absolutely batshit insane. woozi: on the side with sunglasses and a smoothie

vernon + seungkwan:

- MY CHILDREN. MY DARLINGS. - the Literal Epitome of the “kick his ass baby, i got yo flower” meme - seungkwan is honestly someone i relate to on a like. molecular level. - the man is so chaotic and loud and unrestrained and has ABSOLUTELY no care for his reputation and vernon’s just quietly supporting him in the back and i!!!!!!! - anyways - lowkey one of my favorite relationships to just watch interact with each other without words?? like they’re so at home with each other that they don’t need to act "nice" or be polite and it’s literally so good - i live for the comfortable married-couple energy - also: vernon, when asked during a LIVE CONCERT what his favorite part of seungkwan is: (without hesitation) *slaps seungkwans ass* - a key part of their dynamic: vernon doing something stupid and seungkwan: a) pouting. b) making fun of him. c) joining in. d) all of the above. - alexa play best friend by saweetie i CANT DEAL WITH THESE TWO - unrelated: vernon’s fashion sense and the collective group disdain over makes me cry laugh. like sir please i love you but why do you look like someone took a pride flag and a ufo and put them in a blender booseoksoon:

- CHAOTIC TRIO!!! LIFEBLOOD OF THE GROUP!!!!! blessed blessed blessed - unmatched energy. the vibes alone would incinerate me on the spot - this is a constant cycle of batshit crazy member to the power of three resulting in Shenanigans Never Before Seen - hoshi-hoshi unrelentingly making fun of seungkwan is like my entire life. i can’t even do my little gay wrist limping without thinking of these two anymore (ps seungkwan is my fruity gay boy icon by aesthetic and attitude alone idc if he’s probably straight) the entirety of the svt episode where they all imitate each other is everflowing serotonin for my weak carat heart - seungkwan, in return, having absolutely no qualms to just fucking DECK soonyoungie when he pulls shit is just. top tier content at all times. i LOVE these two the epitome of squabbling siblings who hate each others’ guts but will also combine forces to create one absolute MENACE. mingyu/coups energy but times 100000000000000000 teasing and general chaos - Seokmin My Beloved: an 10 page essay by me - completing the trio with dolphin screams, nonsense sense, and absolutely no concern for his idol image - dk is a sweet sweet boy but if you put him in proximity to the members he just. goes absolutely insane i love him - seokmin uniting factor of booseoksoon u can’t change my mind: bridges gap between seungkwan-hoshi war. hes literally just vibing. king - stream just do it mingyu + seungkwan

- that meme where seungkwan’s about to fight someone and mingyu holds him back. this has happened multiple times. that is all

heheh.

xoxo honey anon 🍯

Jun and Minghao!! i don't give Jun a lot of real estate in my brainspace, but he's such a good sweet boy. the way their initial impressions are so opposite!! and then you get a peek under the surface and they're so different from those initial impression and still so different from each other, and yet!! they fit!!!!

i cannot remember where it is, but somewhere they talked about how they're not sure they would have been friends if they had ended up meeting under circumstances where they needed each other less, but that now they couldn't live without each other and it makes me 😭😭😭

(also. just. do not talk to me about how these thirteen boys were all thrown together and not all of them were compatible or friendly right off the bat, but when they had the choice between being swallowed alive and forgotten by history or figuring out how to not hate each other, they turned themselves into a fuckin family and. i am not crying you're crying 😤😤😤😭)

(also MINGHAO IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE IS SO ICONIC—it was actually the beginning of the end for my roommie in their battle to not slide into the diamond life, too, what a way to go :'] )

Vernon and Seungkwan—the way their mbti's changed to become more similar over time, and the way Seungkwan said Vernon was "cute and small like a puppy" when they met as trainees but now he's grown into a big dog, it all fuckin kills me 😭

my favorite way to describe DK is The Weird Kid in Grade School Who Never Actually Got the Weird Bullied Out of Him, all random impulse zero self-consciousness will do anything to make you laff

[bangchanswolfpelt]

invading ur ask box without regard for ANYONES safety :) its thinkin about maknaes hours and i WILL share with you my pain.

bts jungkook being my first ever bias... he will always be my specialest boy (even if im now yoogi biased im sorry kookie i still love u) and lately he's been going insane i don't know what happened he has piercings?? and his hair??? catch me simping over bunny boy any day

svt dino lowkey murdering me more every second?????? his fear solo dance and the dino danceologies did me in.... sir ur talent.... also his little :] smile...... the fond exasperation he expresses around his hyungs...... *clears throat* gaydies and lentilmen..... him.

skz i.n is like. not even real to me. when did he get muscles?????????????? he's simultaneously unfairly hot and unfairly adorable (and actually the breaking point for me and the reason i decided to write this rant to u lmao <33) mr. yang jeongin u r in the middle of a very scary song (stream maniac) and u have the nerve to SMILE CUTELY at me. the NERVE. i am still in shock. not even going to talk about cheese bc i might go feral

tbz kim sunwoo. i have spoken on this man AT LENGTH. i don't think i can even express the way that he makes me feel. ultimate bf material i take absolutely no criticism. (also eric is my adorable baby who has the unfortunate (for me!!!) talent of nailing every single sexy dance in existence: see the kpop random dance video)

atz jongho i have nothing but platonic feels towards but he can also break apples with his bare hands whilst hitting notes multiple octaves than i, an afab woman, can sing so. we stan.

there are more but i will leave you to your peace. (for now).

xoxo honey anon 🍯 <3333

(ps i sent u the second svt dynamics ask a little while ago- let me know if tumblr ate it so i can resend :D but otherwise take your time!)

hello hi, literally NO ONE belongs in my ask box more than you honey, even if i am GARBAGE at clearing it out—i will endeavor to make this a better home for you, i promise :']

also you are here with MAKNAES my most unfortunate weakness

first off—JEON JUNGKOOK. i thought we were good, i thought we were safe when we hopped on the BTS train at the start of quarantine? i didn't feel weird about how young he was, but i also just wasn't that interested—he was the big buff bratty baby whom i was immensely fond of and not at all interested in fucking!! and then—"MY TIME" HAPPENED??? i spent the entire lead up to the online concert ready for him to decimate me with something SAD, but then he was HOT(and sad)????? i'm p sure i still have like 2k of messy fucking sitting in scrivener that i wrote in a horny fugue state trying to cope with the sudden revelation 💀

don't even get me started about his piercings!! he got that eyebrow piercing just as i was considering getting one, then he did the exact same thing to me with the lip piercing??? i'm so mad at him always, but also so incredibly fucking soft, he's My Baby (exasperated, horny)

hahaha, christ, aND DINO—back when i was first getting into Seventeen and i swore '97 was my line in the sand, i said that looking at Dino felt like looking down the barrel of Chekhov's gun. i don't know when act 2 hit, but we sure as fuck are in it now!! it is so easy to get lost in the crowd when you have twelve big brothers, but he is so begrudgingly fond, and also just constantly working his ass off and you can tell and i love him for it🥺

(not to mention that the drive to prove himself has to mean some wild s—*gunshots*)

Jeongin!! ahahaha, every time i am reminded he has biceps i want to expire. i am not surprised he was your breaking point, i decimated a whole discord thread with pictures of his hands and took like thirty points of psychic backsplash damage in the process. he's so carelessly hot and goofy and cute and a little sadistic and deranged, it simply is not fair!!

he also very often gives me a similar vibe to Dino?? in that being The Baby is something that he's not particularly suited for and maybe even occasionally grates on him, but also calculating and spoiled along the same vein as JK, where he's totally willing to lean into it for whatever advantages/leeway it gets him. Maknae On Top, bitches 🥲

Sunwoo~~ do not get me started~~~ about garbage boy pretty boy awful insufferable slut of a boy Kim Sunwoo~~~~~

i'm ninety-nine point nine percent sure that boy isn't my bias, but sometimes i look at the album on my phone dedicated exclusively to pictures of him eating and i'm not so sure. you say ultimate boyfriend material, i say ultimate nightmare material, and i don't think those are necessarily contradictory statements. @tmrwxtg dropped his cover of 100 Degrees on me forever ago, and there might be a summer heat wave au simmering in my drafts because of it 😓🥵💀

and Eric. oh god. Eric. i have said unholy, criminal things about Eric in the shadowy corners of discord and i will leave it at that. i've done away with MOST of my shame, but the things Eric makes me think... that boy ain't fuckin safe around me. 👿

oh man, Jongho. i have paid so little attention to him, it is criminal. i am with you on the platonic adoration train—he is such a sweet little bear, i just wanna ruffle his hair like he is my Actual Little Brother even if i would probably have to climb a ladder to do so. he seems so reliable, too—i would trust him to crack my neck with those apple-destroying hands🐻

and i got the second part of svt dynamics, it's going up soon!! you really are such a treasure😭🥺🥰

[bangchanswolfpelt]

ok look I gotta be honest you can’t just drop the whole “yandere” thing and list TWO OF MY ULT BIASES’ NAMES and not fucking elaborate. Seungcheol + Changbin yandere headcanons immediately please and thank u. Ykw elaborate on all of them because I am going feral.

(Also lol I’m glad u treated yourself from my last ask <3 banana bread sounds so good rn,,,,)

- 👾👾

@beefis i'm too much of a soft bitch to write really good yandere stuff, but have some very mild yandere headcanons💕

[Joshua, Jungkook, Solar, Yeonjun, Soobin, Taehyun under the cut

Changbin, Hyunjin, Jeongin, Hongjoong, Jackson, Yugyeom, and Minhyuk coming soon]

Seungcheol

vascillates between big scary dog bf and sweet needy puppy gf

super jealous mess, not afraid to make a scene if he thinks some asshole is overstepping

will growl at anyone who comes near you then turn around and whine to you for love and reassurance

clingy and openly obsessive

this boy wants to do everything together, and when that's not possible, he's texting you constantly

will send you selfies every other hour and pout and whine for you to do the same

your one saving grace is that Seungcheol's pathetically easy for you—he'll roll over and do just about anything you ask—and so transparent that even when he's feeling stubborn, it's not hard to know which buttons to push to get what you want out of him

how likely he is to murder someone for you: 8.5/10

he didn't plan to, it's definitely a crime of passion, but this boy will fight and murder for you if he feels like you/your relationship is threatened

it is messy

he probably comes to your door at two am, covered in blood and pouting like a puppy because he needs your help cleaning up

this boy will want your help disposing of the body, because he is squeamish once the adrenaline wears off

will do it again in a heartbeat, though, so keep the first aid kit and bleach well-stocked

(moving to another town might be another option, but we both already know he'd follow you to the end of the earth if he had to)

Joshua

honestly one of the scariest ones—too smart and too good at manipulating you to be handled the way yanderes like Scoops and Changbin are

Shua will ruin your relationship with anyone he sees as competition and you'll still feel grateful to him for being there for you through all the drama and heartache

knows how to play it cool, very smoothly transitions from 'friend of a friend' to 'your best friend' to 'the person your life revolves around'—but that's fine! because his life revolves around you!

has a five year, twelve step plan to get this done that he's just been refining since the moment he decided you had to be his

not a love-at-first-sight yandere; Joshua's obsession with you was something that sprouted slowly, without his noticing

an instinctive attraction, turned to curiosity, turned into a quiet determined fixation

hands down, the best at hiding how obsessive he is over you

his perfect, mannerly facade does a good job of covering the occasional moment he just can't resist—a hand pressed to the small of your back just a moment too long, a gaze you catch lingering on you intensely

will occasionally snap when he thinks someone's overstepping, but he recovers quickly, and all that charm makes it easy to brush his behavior off as a charming protectiveness, rather than the raging possessiveness it actually is

the way Joshua unobtrusively and handsomely orbits you probably has you forming your own infatuation before he even makes a move proper; this was not part of his plan, but that doesn't stop him from taking advantage

not above doing what he can to make you jealous; he'll use it as a gauge of where he stands with you, to help figure out what his next move should be, but there's no denying that he also just enjoys it—enjoys knowing you feel (almost) as strongly as he does, enjoys seeing you act a little crazy for him

how likely he is to murder someone for you: 2/10

it's not a matter of willingness, but a matter of style

he'll murder if he has to, but if he has to then something has gone terribly wrong

Shua would much rather dismantle someone's entire life, ruin their reputation and destroy their relationship with you, than get his hands messy with murder

Jungkook

leans a little manipulative

your Jungkookie has definitely watched you date/hook up with guys who are older than him and is a little a bitter about it

is constantly showing off, trying to impress you, because he's convinced that it's only a matter of time before you notice him

there's no one better for you than him, he's sure of that—he just needs you to see it, too

terrible at hiding how into you he is, but affable and guileless enough that it just gets written off as a super intense puppy-crush

if you don't hurry up and notice him soon, though...

well, he only has so much patience

doesn't try to ask you out on a date or confess his feelings—when he decides it's Time, the only way he knows how to express himself is physically

will attempt to turn into your shadow, if you let him

sends you whispery audio messages of him singing you lullabies and has a stack of songs he's written about you and hidden away since he met you

there's literally hours of footage of you stashed away on his hard drive—it wasn't hard to collect, when everyone knows he's into film making and his camera is practically an extension of himself

how likely he is to murder someone for you: 9/10

his jealousy and impulsiveness make for a dangerous combination

it might take a few years, but it's honestly really only a matter of time before Jungkook snaps

if it's someone he feels like he has to protect you from, he won't see any problem with admitting what he's done to you

but if it's someone he knows you're fond of, someone who's been stealing attention that he deserves

he has enough self-awareness to try to hide what he's done, cleaning up his mess hurriedly and making excuses like a guilty child

Yongsun

deranged, but in a cute way~

the kind who moves your relationship forward by simply acting as if you're intimacy level has upgraded and expecting you to roll with it

Yongsun doesn't mind if you're not always on the same page—she's sure you'll catch up soon enough

after all, the two of you are perfect for each other<3

eager and unsubtle—she jumps on every opportunity to spend time with you, to get close to you, to put her hands all over you

remembers your favorite snacks and drinks and spoils you with them constantly

will try to show off for you—flexing, picking you up and carrying you around, grabbing things out of your hands that are just ~too heavy~ for you to haul around

this girl was making wedding plans from the moment she fixated on you, she's just trying to be patient while you take your time making her your wife

she might lose it a little if you're silly enough to think you want to date other people while she's waiting on you

she'll be able to handle anything except for outright rejection, honestly

how likely she is to murder someone for you: 5/10

it's not her first inclination, but if she needs to, she won't hesitate

anything for her darling~

clever and considerate enough to clean up her own messes, but won't hesitate to admit her indiscretions to you

after all—it's important to her that you know just how much you mean to her!!

Yeonjun

the type who just seems like he's really into you at first

you don't realize just how obsessed he is until you're in too deep

it's starts out as shameless flirting, punctuated by moments of intense emotional vulnerability as things between you grow deeper

your Junnie wants to be a part of every aspect of your life, gets moody and jealous when he can't be

checks up on you constantly when you're out without him

needs your approval and validation always, and tries to get in a truly astounding variety of ways

asks you what color he should dye his hair next, if he looks better in these pants or that skirt, if you've seen the last selfie he posted

uses sex to distract you from problems, or to take back your attention if he thinks someone else is stealing too much of it from him

imagine lots of sly innuendo whispered in your ear, casual groping, maybe even pulling you away for a loud, semi-public quickie

absolutely the type to start trouble with your friends—he's convinced that they all want you, that they're all trying to steal you away from him

how likely he is to murder someone for you: 2/10

Yeonjun's not really inclined towards violence—but the fervor of his feelings for you, combined with his intense irrational jealousy, mean that a crime of passion can't really be ruled out

his victim would probably be someone he thinks is actively trying to tempt you away from him—someone who takes up too much of your time, flirts with you in front of him, someone he's sure is angling to push him out

it's a snap decision, fueled by panic and rage and an adoration for you that thrums through every fiber of his being

it's definitely messy, and agonizingly long—but there's no going back once the decision is made

Soobin

(this is literally just the pervy!Soobin i usually write, honestly)

mostly just a shy, desperate little creep for you

steals/sniffs your underwear, takes creepshots, listens to you peeing through the wall of the bathroom

has enough self-awareness to be disgusted by his own behavior

but not enough self-control to stop it

he just wants you and loves you so much, he can't help but steal any little scrap of you that he can get ahold of

will probably never actually make a move, unless something about you suggests he has a real chance—this one's content to sniff your panties from the sidelines his whole life

probably not a danger to anyone else, and definitely not a danger to you

how likely he is to murder someone for you: 1/10

so unassertive and cowardly, it's very unlikely

but don't worry—it's probably not impossible!!

would probably happen if he was caught out by someone who would expose his behavior to you

Taehyun

another one who's a little scary!

very much like Joshua in that he's the type to play it cool and keep things lowkey

unfortunately ends up playing it so cool that you end up thinking he simply does not like you at all

prone to jealousy and possessive outbursts, though, which get confusing when he's so aloof it borders on rude 90% of the time

what you end up seeing: that temperamental guy in your friend group who just doesn't like you for some reason, and doesn't think anyone should date you :[[

when Taehyun realizes that he's swung too far in the opposite direction, he probably doesn't handle it well

none of his planning factored in the distance he's accidentally created, and it definitely throws him off his game and makes him sloppy

expect a sudden, alarming outpouring of affection as he tries frantically to veer back onto the right path

how likely he is to murder someone for you: 4/10

also like Joshua in that he'd prefer to avoid the messiness of violence, but nowhere near as adept at actually avoiding it

probably snaps in a fit of anger, his jealousy and your obliviousness and someone else's misbehavior all stacking up to tip the scales in the worst possible way

the act itself is sloppy, a sudden, rage-fueled mess of a killing

once Tae comes back to his senses, though, he's meticulous in his clean-up—both when it comes to the physical disposal, and all the careful excuses that have to be made afteward

would probably never admit to you what he's done—it would be embarrassing, confessing that he'd lost control like that

[bangchanswolfpelt]

no but bestie that thing you said about boxer!taehyun railing you in the locker room like! Obvs we dont condone toxic possessive behaviour but the idea of him being so mad at you for having the nerve to bring some rando to one of his fights when hello? He’s right there? Glowing in his victory and the left over adrenaline and ready to celebrate by giving you the good stuff…but no you had to go and piss him off 🥵

listen. this is fantasy. we can let ourselves have a little toxic possessive Tae, as a treat. 😌

he's not angry, is the thing. (he totally is.) it's just that it never occurred to him that you might be interested in anyone but him. it never occurred to him that he might be interested in you. and now that the occurrence has happened, he's finding he really doesn't like what the night is looking like.

Taehyun knows, objectively, that he's attractive: his job keeps in him shape, and he's caught your eyes roaming his form more than once, the way your gaze darts away when he meets it giving away a more than clinical interest. and now that he's facing things he's never let himself before, he can admit—it's you that he thinks about late at night, when no amount of working out will quell the buzzing under his skin. your hands flitting across his skin, your voice soft in his ear, at the end of the day that's all he actually wants.

the more he thinks about it, the more it just makes sense.

he's barely present for the fight, body moving on instinct as his thoughts are distinctly elsewhere, and you can tell something is off even from your seat in the stands. it's an easy victory, but not as easy as it should've been for him—you're cataloguing everything you'll have to patch up and scold him for before the match has even ended, leaving your seat with little more than a clipped explanation to your date before the crowd has finished cheering.

it's no secret that even if he didn't need someone to clean up him afterwards, even if you weren't on the payroll, you'd never miss one of Taehyun's fights. the way he moves turns sport to art—the carefully coiled tension of his body, cutting loose with the quick snap of every calculated strike. he was different tonight, though; too reckless, too quick to move in and too slow to dodge, nowhere near his usual level of precision. you don't know what's going on, but that just needles at you even more.

as you set up, you're too busy trying to figure out what to chide him for first to even notice him coming in, to notice the way he moves like the fight isn't over, the way his eyes settle on you with unrelenting scrutiny. despite the sense that something is off, something is wrong, you don't realize just how off track the night is until you're caught between cold metal and hot, solid muscle.

under the harsh lights of the locker room, Taehyun practically glows, drenched with sweat and still flushed from the high of victory. you're used to sideways glances, to pointedly looking away, but even if he didn't have a hand tangled in your hair, his forehead pressed to your own, you wouldn't be able to look away. the ferocity of his gaze makes you feel just as pinned down as his body, like something small and helpless caught in a trap—and you're surprised to realize how much you like it, the feeling of being exposed and vulnerable going to your head like wine on an empty stomach.

the part of you that can still think semi-rationally is on its way out, bubbling up with disjointed facts about adrenaline and transference and whether or not you'll have to file a report with HR about this. that part of you thinks, dizzily, it's almost surprising this didn't happen sooner. it's the last properly coherent thought you have before reason is swept away by the onslaught of his attention, by his lips at your throat and the rumble of his groans as your hands tangle in his sweat-soaked hair.

Taehyun knows this is rushed, knows that the soft weight of you in his hands, the roll of his hips into the heat of your core is too much, too soon. but he can't bring himself to care when he can feel your thighs trembling in his bruising grip, heels digging into the small of his back, as if you couldn't possibly have him close enough. he can't bring himself to worry about anything but figuring out how to turn your soft, reedy little gasps into unabashed moans, into shameless, full-throated cries of his name.

that's fine, though. there will be time for explanations later. right now, he just needs to show you that there are better options. just needs to show you that he's the best option.

(he's so fucking angry.)

tagging: @jensdior

[bangchanswolfpelt]

pleASE church boy!taehyun who had never even worked up the nerve to touch himself before getting his dick sucked and being so overwhelmed by the feeling of ur tongue that its all he can think about for a while

ugh YES, like. Taehyun's not totally innocent—he was always the kind of kid who knew when grown-ups were talking around a thing and figured that if he was going to avoid sinning, he had to know what sin is. so he knows about sex, but it's a shallow, superficial sort of knowledge, and he's never really been tempted before.

Taehyun doesn't, quite frankly, understand temptation. he doesn't understand what's so hard about not putting your hands all over someone, doesn't understand how difficult it is to avoid the awkward tangle of limbs. he doesn't see the appeal of fumbling touches, of spit and sweat and—other fluids—

then you show up, all soft lips and sly tongue, and he's fine—his self-control has always been so good—he's never had a difficult time redirecting his focus and energy, has never had a frustration that a hard run and a cold shower couldn't solve. so Taehyun goes on his runs, finishes his essay on the form of God, and he doesn't think about the shine of spit on the sucker you tapped against your pout after class, about how the thought of it sticky and wet against your mouth makes something hot twist in his gut. he doesn't think about the way your little pink tongue looks swiping across your upper lip, doesn't think about the way he wants it because he's not sure what he'd even do with it.

but once you show him what you can do, he can't help but think of it that night when he reaches under the covers with one big, shaky hand, can't help but squeeze his eyes shut and remember the velvety wet heat of your mouth as he touches himself for the first time.

[bangchanswolfpelt]

hihi :] I’m here to request something that has been craving up in my mind… can you drive about riding for the first time choi line?? I just Can imagine soobins whines and whimpers, beomgyu being a tease and yeonjun just there smiling and looking at you heh

ohmygosh, hiiiiii~ I wasn’t expecting requests so soon, I hadn’t even posted any real writing when you sent this. ㅠㅠ  this was just gonna be a few short little drabbles, but a couple of them might have spiraled out into something longer than i was expecting; if you want me to tag you when they go up, let me know! in the meantime, have some rough headcanons to tide you over~

cw: rough sex; possessive Yeonjun, marking; subby Soobin, premature ejaculation, overstimulation, a hint of humiliation?; switchy Beomgyu, teasing

Yeonjun

he'd like to be sitting up while you ride him—even if he's enjoying watching you do most of the work, he still wants to be as close to you as possible, just can’t keep his hands off you—he wants to be able to kiss you and touch you as much as he wants, he’s a greedy boy

his hands all over your body, teasing at your nipples and running his nails gently up and down your thighs, as he leans back and just watches you shiver and whine under his touch

if there’s a mirror nearby, he’ll coax you into watching yourself as you ride him, too

so much praise, he’ll coo the filthiest, sweetest things—how good you are to him, how well you take his cock, how he’s gonna take such good care of you in return—as he strokes your hair away from your face

Yeonjun will mark you up—how can you expect him not to, when your neck and shoulders and chest are right there, all bare and pretty for him?

he’ll lick the sheen of sweat off your collarbone, nip at your ears, make a pretty little necklace of bruises just for you, so everyone knows who you belong to

he’ll love it if you do the same to him—trails of red from your nails raking down his back and perfect little bite marks from you burying your teeth into his shoulder—he’s just as eager to show off who he belongs to

you can tell he’s getting close when his sentences start trailing off, when he goes from teasing and toying with your body to gripping your ass with one hand, urging you to go faster, the other tangled up in your hair or wrapped around your neck

he’s got just enough self-awareness to fit a hand between your bodies to try to help bring you off with him

when Yeonjun finally cums, he’s panting and pressing sloppy, open-mouthed kisses to your neck and just clinging to you, arms a vice around you

if he cums before you do, he’ll keep you trapped in his arms so he can coax you through your own orgasm while he’s still inside of you

he’s softer when he’s focused on you—hips rocking up gently into you and lips brushing along your ears to beg you so sweetly to cum for him—not stopping until he’s got you falling apart for him

Soobin

god Soobin whining and whimpering underneath you—fuckin chef kiss, you’re brilliant

out of the Choi line, i feel like Soobin is hands down the most depraved, but also the one most easily overwhelmed by you

you riding him is easily all top five of his fantasies, so when you actually do it, he's just a helpless mess under you

he alternates between watching your face as you use him for your own pleasure, staring at where his cock is disappearing inside of you, and just throwing his head back with his eyes squeezed shut because it’s all too much for him

probably tries to cover his face when he realizes you’re watching him, but he won’t put up much of a fight when you pry his hands away and hold them down (embarrassed as he is, the thought that you want to watch him sends a thrill straight through his veins)

he’s gonna wanna hold your hand when he cums 🥺

Soobin cums almost astonishingly fast, too, you feel like you’ve barely done anything when he’s grabbing your hand and choking on his own whimpers, body locking up as his hips buck up into yours

poor baby is so embarrassed, tries to hide his face and is just a mess of apologies once he’s caught his breath

but he stays so hard for so long after he cums, it’s easy to just keep riding him until you get yourself off

he’ll let you, too, just taking whatever you have to give him as you turn him into a whimpering overstimulated mess

this is the perfect time to get rough with Soobin, if you haven't already—pull his hair, pinch his nipples and rake your nails down his chest, maybe even choke him a little

grab him by the face and force him to look you in the eye as you make him talk dirty to you 🥰 squish his cheeks until his lips are forced into an adorable, pathetic little pout 🥰 stick your fingers in his mouth and make him suck on them until he’s gagging and tearing up 🥰

if you go for long enough, you can probably even get him to cum again and that actually will make him cry

if you grab his hand and guide him through getting you off, he might combust

if you pull yourself off him and sit on his face to make him finish you off with his mouth, he will die happy between your legs

Beomgyu

Imma be real with you: I wasn't planning on writing for Gyu because he was so babbie to me, but he’s. not really baby anymore is he???

Gyu is a switchy little nightmare, roughhousing and squabbling turns into sex all the time, and the trade-off of control during sex is like stealing the player 1 controller during mario kart—abrupt and playful and rude as hell

it all probably starts with him holding something out of your reach and you climbing onto his lap to try and snatch it back

when you still can’t reach it, you make the tactical decision to distract him, holding his wrists above his head and grinding down on his cock

instead of trying to break out of your grip, he finds other ways to tease you—taunting you, nipping at your lower lip and then pulling away when you go in for a proper kiss, bucking his own hips up to try and draw a moan out of you

you make a mess of each other without getting any clothes off or even using your hands—his cheeks are blotchy and he’s breathing hard, hair sticking to his forehead as he pants like a puppy underneath you

you’re not doing much better, the rhythm of your hips over his stuttering and uneven, chest heaving and lips red from his biting affection

you only let go of his wrists so you can get his pants undone, yanking roughly at the fastenings of his jeans while he laughs helplessly

it takes him a minute to even realize he’s got his hands back, but once he does, he’s on the same page as you, tugging your clothing out of the way hard enough to rip

you don’t bother to undress him enough to do more than free his erection before you’re sinking down on his cock, his sharp gasp at the sudden sensation almost as satisfying as finally being filled

it’s feral and messy, the chill of his belt buckle digging into the soft flesh of your thigh, arms tangled as Beomgyu tries to wrestle your shirt off you

you bouncing on his cock with your shirt still hanging off one arm, nails digging into his shoulders

when he decides he’s going to try to be mean—teeth scraping along the shell of your ear, fingers dancing away from where you need him the most—you get back at him by digging your nails into his shoulders and slowing the roll of your hips to an almost painful, teasing drag along his cock, lifting yourself until he’s almost completely unsheathed from you—only letting him back in when you’re satisfied with his touch

riding Beomgyu is really just both of you trying to get the other so worked up that they break, until you’re both tumbling over the edge together, messy kisses as he moans into your mouth, the heat of him spilling inside of you as you clench around him

[bangchanswolfpelt]

hi... when i saw this i immediately thought about gym trainer taehyun who doesn’t miss a chance to grope your body while he’s fixing up your posture etc 😳

https://twitter.com/translatingTXT/status/1463837370147561473?t=GNcxljROuNaoPMrJBcPupQ&s=19

oh no 😳

i feel like Taehyun would be so good at doing that thing where he puts his hands on you to straighten up your back or adjust the position of your arms, and his touch never quite lingers long enough to register as unnecessary or inappropriate, but you're always hyper-aware of the heat radiating off his body, of his voice low in your ear as he leans forward to explain where you're going wrong, of the strength in his hands as he shifts you to where you need to be. you feel like you're going a little crazy, lusting inappropriately after the hot young trainer who's never anything but completely professional, but no matter how often you shake it off at the end of the day, you can't help but feel your heart speed up when you step back into the gym again.

[bangchanswolfpelt]

it was, in fact, those selfies with the tight black shirt that warranted my need to catch some zzz on his man tiddies 😪 he was foul for posting those i'm never gonna emotionally recover from this - 🧸

p.s. the way you ended that ask??? don't be shy speak up and tell the class what happens next 🎤

THIS IS A HATE CRIME AGAINST ME PERSONALLY 😵‍💫😤😭 @muselin come collect your man, he's making cheaters out of all of us 😂

as for what happens next...

i'm not sure how into somno Taehyun would be, i feel like he's not really the type to get things started while he thinks you're still actually asleep? both because he's just very careful about that kind of thing, but also because he wants you to be fully awake and aware when he has his way with you.

he honestly probably didn't even notice what he was doing, Tae just wanted to be close to you, wrapped all up in you while you were asleep—i feel like those quiet, almost one-sided moments of intimacy are A Thing for him—until your whining and grinding against his thigh lets him know that you're awake and needy.

and once he realizes that you've stumbled out of your nap all twisted up with want, eyes still blurry from sleep, Taehyun can't help but tease you about it. he didn't even have to do anything, and you're desperate enough to hump his leg like a little puppy? he laughs, but it's softened by the way he pushes your hair out of your face, by the way he still has one hand passing up and down your spine, big and warm and steadying. (no one walks the line of gentle cruelty quite like Taehyun.)

he definitely leans back for a while to just watch you ride his thigh. depending on his mood, i can even see Tae making you cum like that—one big hand curled around your neck while the other swats away your hands when you reach for his belt, bumping his thigh up into the heat of your core just to hear you squeak and moan for him. his eyes wide and dark, pinning you in place as easily as his hands, as he watches your lips part around another throaty whine, feels the way your thighs clamp down around his own, breathes in the smell of you, all sleepy warmth being permeated by your arousal, so thick he can nearly taste it. Taehyun talks you through your peak, half teasing, half praise—look at you, so needy for him, so wet and eager for him even when you're sleeping, he doesn't even have to do a thing to get you there, such a slut, such a good girl—until you're a shivering, boneless mess on his lap.

don't worry, though, he'll fuck you properly now that he's sure you're wide awake and ready for him.<3

[bangchanswolfpelt]

my thoughts are currently incoherent but... its thinking about min yoongi hours.... i wanna sit on his lap in his studio.... (and all that entails :))))

i know ur yoongi-biased too so i thought i would share <33 -honey 🍯

ahhhhhhhh, my first and best boy!!💕 i literally never write about him and it's fuckin criminal 🥲

my first thought when studio shenanigans come up is always cockwarming—just imagine being draped over Yoongi's lap, stuffed full and warm and hazy, while he's just quietly plugging away at his work. he's so big and broad from all that PT now, his chest makes the perfect pillow when you're feeling floaty and soft, the steady beat of his heart under your ear accompanied by the gentle rumble of him humming along with whatever he's working on. every once in a while, he'll pull his headphones off and set them over your ears, ask you what you think of his latest project.

it's the perfect arrangement when he's pulling late nights that turn into obscenely early mornings; Yoongi could hide way in his studio forever if left to his own devices, fine with not seeing the sun for days on end, but he'll remember to put things on pause to take care of you. he always makes sure you're fed and watered and well-rested, which gives you a chance to make sure he gets the food and sleep he needs as well. naps always seem like a better idea when you're already sprawled out on his studio sofa, arms reaching out for him even as your lids flutter sleepily.

and of course, when he hits a block, you're there to help him work through it—nothing exorcises his frustration like setting you on his desk and making sure his tongue technology is still second to none. it's a good thing he can afford first-rate sound-proofing these days, because he's not satisfied until your heels are digging bruises into his back and your voice is bouncing off the walls of his studio.

(Yoongi swears some of his best ideas come while he's 'practicing his breath control', and if some of them involve the recording equipment sitting very conveniently on the desk beside you as he makes you cum, well... 👀)