#make fun of theee archangel michael!!

[paradisecas]

I love how there's three (3) wips involving dinosaurs, that's the bare minimum everyone should have tbh, anyway can i ask about Dino friends?

everyone should have dinosaur related wips imo. three (technically four) is actually putting it very lightly there’s more like. a billion. the rest were hiding in a different app. anyway ik i already answered for dinosaurs but i can elaborate more :) since that doc is a lot of planning with just a tiny little bit of fic lurking in there.

i’m thinking they’re in the cretaceous period so we’ve got dinos like the triceratops and raptors and ornithomimid which are super fast and adam probably names a bunch after lightning mcqueen—we’ve got lightning we’ve got mcqueen we’ve got kachow. he’s not very creative with it. hadrodaurs were cattle-like herd dinos that the internet says were ‘slow and stupid’ so lots of big dumb dumb idiot dinos with silly ensemble names. bob. patrick. frank. pete. you know the drill.

(i mostly just got carried away thinking of things he’d name his friends after)

ankylosarus were spiky tailed herbivores Also stupid. big and formidable tho. bowser. bowser jr. dry bowser. michelangelo donatello leonardo. raphael. (adam probably thinks it’s hilarious that there’s a ninja turtle named after michael’s brother. michael doesn’t think it’s that funny actually)

stygimoloch were also herbivores and im thinking adam sets out nice leaves or something befriends this one (not the first one they befriend but the latest one) and calls him bartok. after the bat :) winged dinos got pretty big in this period i think so not the best friends to have. gonna be real this ‘research’ is old and not very in depth. pretty wiki centric.

anyway i think they move around a lot like at first it’s for safety because michael’s useless when it comes to. well. everything. powered down and pretty pathetic, he knows if they get eaten it honestly might be lights out for both of them. so they don’t stay put very long but it’s also because adams not gonna hide away from dinosaurs is he? no. he’s gonna look at these goddamn dinosaurs. and identifying them does rely on michael’s memories and who’s to say he really remembers everything about dinosaurs. adams convinced he’s pulling some of these identifications out their ass.

point is they make a lot of friends like little pets but they’re more friends with them. broadway adam agenda means names like mungo and rumple and seymour and nessa. pokemon names probably idk any pokemon um. squirtle. eevee. star wars agenda like lando. boba fett. big guy named jabba. they know a lot of dinosaurs so adam just points and names and relies on michael to remember who is who. (the prince of heaven delegated to just remembering random names. which he does. (not without complaint. but still.)) michael probably is not very creative with his biblical ass sounding names. samson and delilah because he has an... interesting sense of humor. goliath. jonah. who knows!

now that i’ve bored you with nonsense name ideas. this is for some reason in that doc so like. the asteroid. both of them know it’s pretty far off in the future and they’re not really worried abt it but i think adam likes to make fun of michael-i’ll-be-better-in-like-one-year by bringing it up alll the time. like

um so hey michael like what if. and I’m just spitballing here. what happens if we’re still here when the asteroid hits. like. what would that do. to us.

well hey Michael its been many years now how far away is that asteroid exactly? Should we be worried about that?

at night looking at the different stars like. these are cool and all but is one of these the asteroid. somehow. is that thing on the way already? literally what if it comes.

michael is not very patient about it.