#make it to Cali hell yeahhhhhhh
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The thing to know about me is I have a devil’s curse on me which means that every time i travel I’m plagued by misadventure BUT. i also have the blessing of a benevolent god which makes all service workers take my side and champion my cause so ultimately: Net zero luck
#chaos every time#flight delayed due to weather#spend 2 hours additional in the air#land with 15 minutes to make my connection#sprint though the airport across 50 gates#make seconds before take off but the doors are closed#guy at the gate upgrades me to business class in order to slip me through the doors. KING#flight attendant as I come panting up to my new seat rushes to bring me water before take off#make it to Cali hell yeahhhhhhh#my sister? late.
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