#mansplaining war and the nature of humanity to tara and calling gek a lesser being. also being rapey af
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gek from chessmen is one of the sci fi characters ever. detachable spider head guy who decided to ditch his cult/species because a girl sang pop tunes to him for a couple months. halts a desperate flight from the hostile compound for a minute so he can swap his head to a bigger, sexier body before going 'ok let's go'. pairs a newfound interest in justice, art, and Girl with still doing shit like being overjoyed at finding TUNNELS to scuttle through and eating rats (and rat pups) onscreen. gets put in jail and immediately begins gaslighting his captors by leaving his headless body at the table or just unlocking himself and leaving the room when there's only one person there, then re-chaining himself and going 'idk man you sound crazy' when the terrified guard brings back other people. gets left alone with a fulltime guard and he uses his limited powers of compulsion to make the guy give him his weapons, unchains himself and chains the other guy up, and stands guard at the door instead. actually escaping matters less than The Bit. can't emote in any visible way but is constantly full of emotions. gets accused of witchcraft and goes 'sure'. continually is the MVP of doing shit while the actual 'hero' is useless. i need to see him in a janky but impressive 80s practical effects style adaptation so bad
#and i need him to be the love interest#seriously it's insane to me like... he's strongly implied to have fallen in love with tara#they have good interactions#when she's trying to influence him as he's torn btwn obeying or disobeying cult/boss orders she sings something called THE SONG OF LOVE#they literally have a mirror of the john/dejah moment where he tells her to run while he holds off the enemy#and she says she won't leave him and then re-states it as she *can't* leave him#meanwhile gahan is occupied with crit failing everything he tries to do expounding on why Slavery Good#mansplaining war and the nature of humanity to tara and calling gek a lesser being. also being rapey af#but nooooo he's sexy so he's the protagonist and everyone instantly admires him for no reason#justice for gek fr. THAT is the kind of thing you should change in adaptation#vic talks#barsoom
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