#mao mao give me a jumpscare

[kilfeur]

Mao Mao espère n'avoir laissé transparaître, elle voulait pas que Jinshi le sache, ce traumatisme qui l'a marqué. Lakan revient une fois dans le palais de Jade et une fois plus pour voir Mao Mao. Je me disais que la gestuelle de Lakan était similaire à Mao Mao. Et là on confirme que c'est bel et bien son père, c'est pas étonnant qu'elle refuse de le voir après ce qui est arrivé à sa mère.

Mao Mao hoped she hadn't let Jinshi know about the trauma that had left its mark on her. Lakan returns once to the Jade Palace and once more to see Mao Mao. I thought Lakan's body language was similar to that of Mao Mao. And now we confirm that it's her father, no wonder she refuses to see him after what happened to her mother.

[kaveuh]

Hi! May I ask for Ritsu and s/o who loves drawing chibi-ish versions of him in different costumes (like those chibi adoptable art you see pn Pinterest) and give the designs silly little names? Like "Delicious Pudding Prince" or "Mischievous Small Cat" for instance. They don't even bother hiding the designs from him and in fact lets him see it and enthusiastically explain rants to him about them? Thank you!

"SILLY LITTLE DRAWINGS" ritsu sakuma.

author’s note — i’m finally writing requests?! WOAH! it's because i haven't been attending classes for like a week now how am i still passing. also i’m sorry if this is short 🙏

genre — fluff, just pure fluff !

warning(s) — none

the first time ritsu saw all your drawings was when he woke up after a long nap that he took, laying his head on your lap. he literally jumpscared you, like ???

"is that me?" you didn't even know he was awake 😭… you didn’t really mind showing him, which made him a little bit too happy (it’s cute, really). ritsu straight up takes the sketchbook away from you and starts admiring your work— "woah! what's this supposed to be?" and he looks up at you with light in his eyes LIKE ITS SO CUTEE HAHRHWHD

he'll listen to your rants about it, and will start giving you ideas and inspirations for your next designs! he thinks the names you give them are silly and will show them off to everyone in knights + mao.

there was a time when he asked them if they could make one of your designs, AND IT WAS DEF THAT COSTUME HE HAD FOR THAT ONE CARD, KITTEN KNIGHT OR SOMETHING. MEOWSKETEERS AHHH arashi did like it though, so she begged alongside ritsu LMAO

ritsu will never complain about you brainrotting to him about your silly little chibi designs of him, and will encourage you to keep going even if he ends up falling asleep in the process! he somewhat still remembers every single detail you said, though.

[a-few-wet-blankets]

Watch me never follow through on writing any of these ideas

WAIT WHY R PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME HELP U KNOW THIS IS A PISS ACC RIGHT???

But ty for following uh. hmu if u want to talk abt piss <3 i turned on the asks thing (is that what it's called????? idk how to use tumblr help) ur free to req hehe

I have. A few ideas. Maybe I'll write them when I have time/motivation but for now I'll list them here

Next complete thing coming up would probably be a collective omo hc post for all of Crazy:B! If. I have enough brainpower to finish it.

Sooo first idea.... Kohaku canonically asks HiMERU to take him to the bathroom during the Spider Halloween story, because he's scared of the dark... When they get to the bathroom, Rinne jumpscares Kohaku and Kohaku basically tries to murder Rinne.... but from the translation I saw, it didn't say anything about Kohaku actually taking a piss so.... hehe (And I might make a y/n version where y/n takes Kohaku to the bathroom instead)

Second idea, remember when Makoto got kidnapped and was trapped in one of the rooms for who knows how long? Like I honestly don't know how long he was in there but..... you have to piss eventually.

A few ideas not based on the story, but third idea... Jun having to go, but not being able to for hours because he has a live (the SS live against Trickstar?) and he either barely makes it or is forced to pee in a corner because his muscles give out (the fact that Eden's unit outfit has white pants too... hehe) .... an addon for this as a y/n version (who maybe helped him try to find a bathroom in the first place), he could be in a hotel afterwards with y/n, and sleep in the same bed as they do.... only to find that he wet the bed overnight when he wakes up because his bladder was overstretched from the day before (lots of hurt/comfort for poor Jun I feel bad)

Fourth idea.... something with Niki having to go and using a bottle, but the bottle is nowhere close enough and he has to stop, but he's not even close to finishing even after filling the whole bottle, so he has to pray he can find somewhere else to go (maybe a convenient potted plant...?)

Fifth idea (the second Mao idea), Trickstar is using a bus to travel... and that wouldn't have been a problem if he hadn't fallen asleep and woken up needing to pee, badly. There's no bathroom on the bus either. Y/n is sitting next to him, and has to help him pee into a bottle or towel.....

Sixth idea (ish?), personally, I'd just like to see how an Adonis or Kuro omo fic would go.... Adonis doesn't seem like someone who would vocally or physically show his need, nor does Kuro....

(istg u can tell my taste in omo fics alr... am I really that bland....?)