#marva's marvelous marvels

[ack-cough]

MARVA!

I love her so much

I'm a complete sucker for silly crime ladies. My favorite snake oil salesmen

[roundseys-raffle-roulette]

The Roundsey's prizes this week are certainly interesting!

[olessan-lokenosse]

😘

[magpie-sphinx]

children, this is dirt

[silanahredwing]

You have to go mouseover some of those trade costs yourself, man.

Marva’s really gone and one upped Crim

ETA: I have enough chess pieces. Those hoarding tendencies finally come in use

[boundingfeather]

"Marva is an imp" "Marva isn't an imp" you fools...you bafoons...clearly Marva IS the cardboard cutout and sentient cardboard is now a thing in Flight Rising lore

[nexus-skellie]

Gravel can be used for brewing skins, grab as much as you can

[actual-aether]

I’m kinda bummed that the “scenes” Marva’s selling are actually chests that open in an infinite loop (black to white to black etc.). I mean, I probably should have expected it, but I really want to yeet a dragon into the void.

[flightrising]

Marva's Marvelous Marvels

There's a new shop in the Grand Exchange. Marva's Marvelous Marvels appeared suddenly and without proper zoning. We are concerned about the staffing situation, and it appears that no commercial licenses were ever filed. We cannot guarantee the safety or manufacture of any items sold here, but hope to have this shop up to code or removed from the premises by April 4, 2023 at 8:00 server time.

[saltminerising]

I have invented a recipe for all those who love Marva! Marva's Marvelous Macarons

1 cup Gravel

1/2 cup Gravel

4 spoons Gravel

2 Noggle scales

I can't finish this ask

[denu-rising]

Absolutely adore how they did Marva’s Marvelous Marvels. The mock-up of the Imperial is not only super cute, it still fits with my headcannon that Marva is actually an Emperor, and that makes me very happy haha

[screamingsylveon]

*me experiencing Marva's Marvelous Marvels for the first time*

uhm... what... eh... I can buy gravel with gravel... uhhhhh... *buys deep space*... it's a chest..? I can open it..? *gets the other scene*... it's also a chest...? *gets deep space again*... ... ...what's happening.....?

[olessan-lokenosse]

It's me, Marva! You know what I'm here for: Providing a reliable source of gravel! With novel deals at every level there’s no need to grovel for gravel. Each piece is one-of-a-kind and highly collectible!

Hatchlings love a good, loose aggregation of rock fragments. Gravel will keep their tiny terror teeth polished and off your furniture! Hours and hours of endless fun at home! Gravel castles, hide and seek, search and res—ahem.

Gravel's great for the adults too! Need a statement piece in your lair? -Pile of gravel. Need to garnish a dish to impress the neighbors? -Monosodium Gravel. What can't it do!?

[arcanistslittlehelper]

Aww, there's no off season message from Marva, sad the shop of marvels had been removed from the exchange.

Always file the proper paperwork to legitimize your business, folks 😔😔

[stelarisdragons]

There’s a LuminaxCon

[badfrideas]

the next ancient breed is a dog

Your condition: This is the dog.

[ID: A screenshot from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist featuring a not-quite-dog chimera of Nina and Alexander, lit by yellow light. The chimera has long brown hair hanging over its face and is slouched staring at the viewer. End ID.]