#maxie's the thing where you can't see what's right in front of you bc you're looking so far ahead :)

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I find the maxie glasses very cool, can't he see well up close or far?

(Text: I hardly see how it's relevant to you! ...But I am farsighted.)

"....Apologies. I should appreciate that you did, indeed, call my glasses 'cool.' Thank you. ...Your glasses are aesthetically pleasant as well!

...Oh. I can't tell if you're wearing them..."