writebackatya · 1 year ago
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“You’re not best friends, you’re family!!”
NO!
SHUT UP, SCROOGE! YOU OVERLYCOMPETITIVE OUTRAGEOUS OSTRACIZED OPULENT OAF!
Dewey and Webby are BEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!
They can be both! Because they are!!
FRIENDS ARE NOT LESSER THAN FAMILY
BOTH ARE GOOD TITLES
Now why don’t you take your off-brand Monopoly board game and shove it up your ass so it can join the stick up there!
Bitch not even the Parker Brothers wanted anything to do with you
And they gave a board to Garfield!
That lazy cat has a Monopoly board and you don’t!
Scroogeopoly is probably only sold at one grocery store next to Fish-opoly and Wine-opoly
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