#maybe i should've mentioned how alex basically calls pierre lifeless when he was streaming bc that guy was always online on steam

[edenhazrd]

Wait wait wait pierlex???? WHY HAVENT I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOUVE ENLIGHTENED ME IM SOOOOO !!! 🫠🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 oh my god 😌😌😌omg please infodump on me about them im actually feeling bonkers about this

oh man, you're in for the shortest ride of your life but i will GLADLY take you through it all <3

i'm gonna spare everyone else though i can't have the world thinking i'm more deranged than i already seem

OKAY SO i'm assuming you're familiar with the lore but if you're not, i'm willing to fall down that rabbit hole too and teach you all about that too.

now even though they've been pitted against each other ever since the dreaded driver swap in 2019, they haven't really displayed any feelings of malice towards each other (unlike pierre and ocon... THAT is unresolved sexual tension if u ask me). they've sort of... solely tolerated one another and do talk in passing.

and their parallels are insane too. both getting promoted, struggling with the car, having everyone in the media criticize them and subsequently losing their seat at the main team.

but putting all that aside, the 30 mins of content we have of them is chefs kiss. and we will rinse it until the day we die because they refuse to provide us with more.

the iconic istanbul date is our most cherished memory. THE FACT THAT WE DIDNT GET MORE CONTENT FROM THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY. here's the video if you haven't seen it.

and some footage of alex and pierre playing together to waste some time, here and here. AND THE PICTURES.... THE PICTURES R MY DOWNFALL.

the rb videos really fed us. i'm still so upset alex didn't make a bigger appearance in those challenge vids or any bts vids from alpha tauri since he spent a good chunk of the second half of the season last year with yuki and AT in general. forever bitter but we move.

this clip has me on a leash. if you hear someone barking, its not me. believe me, your honor. accidentally brushing fingers is THEIR always. would you be interested in seeing more videos if it means witnessing them interact for just three seconds? because i have LOADS.

one of my favorites is when the whole rb team got invited to this one red bull event in austria and pierre claimed he was a lousy skier (alex just wasn't allowed to ski, from what i remember) and so them and pol went down the slopes on bobsleds. pierre kept pausing and making sure they were all ready to go down at once and something happened that alex just missed the cue and went down later, and you could hear his MEWL and it was so ;')

this is way too long omfg but i'll drop this here and u can cry with us.