#mb humans are actually extinct and Kaeya is an austronaut

[thormanick]

I’ve seen some mermay aus going around, so I decided to add a little something to them while May lasts

Mermaid!Kaebedo AU with Kaeya as a human and Albedo as a mermaid, except the humans are the species that went practically extinct

So when Albedo finds Kaeya slowly drowning his first reaction is that of a serious dignified scientist:

“sucrosesuCrOSESUCROSE A HUMAN O ARCHONS SUCROSE LOOK HERE I FOUND A HUMAN! LOOK! A REAL HUMAN!”

“D-don’t those need air to b-breathe, sir?”

“oh sh-” que Albedo rushing to the surface to actually save Kaeya