#mcnephew

[direwolfrules]

Just watched the Grey's season 19 finale...

Don’t read further if you don’t want spoilers

I'm losing my goddamn mind!! The chaos! The cinematography! The ships that no one wanted together (Jo and Link)!

First, Maxine actually surviving was the biggest plot twist of the century. They foreshadowed her death so hard it’s crazy that she’s still kicking. Every episode since she first appeared I’ve thought “Oh my god they’re gonna kill her”. AND THEY LET HER LIVE!!!!

Blue and Jules are gonna be delightfully messy next season. God, I love you Mike Chang Intern and Hippie Izzie Intern. To be fair to Blue and Schmitt, the last time someone followed a DNR at Grey Sloan, Gary Clark shot up the place.

Simone ignoring all the signs from the universe not to marry Trey until she was literally walking down the aisle. I literally turned to my mom and said “well, at least Blue doesn’t have to worry about missing the wedding”.

Simone and McNephew having a classic on-call room romp. Because my joy at someone actually using the on-call rooms for their intended purpose this season could only last so long. YOU ARE MAKING THOSE COMMUNAL BED SHEETS NASTY!!

Teddy falling victim to Chekhov’s Toothache is sending me. My mom said before hour 1 was done that a toothache can be a sign of a heart attack, and that it’s really suspicious that Grey’s sent all the Cardio folks except for Teddy to Boston. And because she’s an English teacher I believed her, and I still lost my mind anyway. She doesn’t have a pulse, McPatient/McPilot is dying, and McNephew and Simone pull some impulsive shit. The cut from this to Jo and Link finally resolving their will they won’t they tension was so funny to me. ALL THE STUFF, followed by drama that we already went through less than five seasons ago.

At least Yasuda and Helm got to be cute. I love them. They’re everything to me. Yasuda kicks ass, Helm’s about to be the only Chief Resident thanks to Schmitt’s previously stated breaking of a DNR, and I’m not looking forward to the next season where we’ll probably get a plot line about how they can’t be together since Helm’s Yasuda’s boss. My mom said that since the relationship began prior to Helm’s renewed employment, maybe they’ll be an exception, but we’re not getting our hopes up. We’ve been burned too many times before.

Also Helm looked so good this season?! Like, I’m so glad they decided to develop her beyond “haha, frumpy lesbian in love with a straight chick”. She’s got confidence, style, and a hot girlfriend who drives the getaway van at weddings that never should have happened. Who’s doing it like Helm right now?

On a less happy note, *in Adele Webber* RICHAAARRRD! Next season better start with Richard not having drank that vodka tonic. Please Webber, don’t do this bud. Amelia cannot be your Charlotte King. Please.

[georgiansuggestion]

Having now been Apprised of the Arrangements of the most Unusual Nature (though undoubtedly more Common than this gentle reader dare Intimate in the Polite Company of a publication such as this) between several Happily Married couples and the nephew of our most Esteemed Editor, I find it most Necessary (as a great many actions deemed Unseemly or Unwise may be) to write, in reference to the Editor’s own Feckless Relation: good for him

Gentle Reader--

I Only report his Attitudes on Such Affairs, and cannot--and Indeed would not, had I Any Notion Whatever of his Activities--speak to Any Successes in his Stated Preference. Though I allow you may wish to congratulate him on his Ambitions, to the Best of my Knowledge, R-- is, as they say, More Talk than Action.

Yours &tc., The Editor

[69inchpenis]

@soleil-sunny fuckin roasted me so hard by tagging me to do this “bc i know how much she loves talking about herself” 

nicknames: Ren, McNephew, Urine McFeces

gender: girl kinda

star sign: feferi pisces

height: 5’3

time: 2:37

birthday: march 1st

fav bands: bts, hail the sun, patd, la dispute, ...and probably still pierce the veil and my chemical romance lol

fav solo artists: the weeknd, and uh... i think that’s the only solo artist i listen to

song stuck in my head: i actually don’t have anything specific playing in my head rn

last movie watched: the steins gate movie 

last show watched: bnha

when did i create my blog: this account i created in like june 2013 but i’ve been on tumblr since december 2011

what do i post: shitty memes, cats, dogs, and anime girls

last thing i googled: “is it okay to look at the sun for a second”

do you have other blogs: yes but i don’t really use them

do you get asks: i’ll get the occasional thirsty anon 

why did you choose your url: i actually used to be 69-inch-penis on my old account when i was like 13 and frankly i think it’s so fucking funny after 5 whole years that i’ve kept the concept.

following: 279

followers: 369 lol

favorite colours: red

average hours of sleep: 7-12

lucky number: 2

instruments: tuba, trumpet, guitar, and piano (but i don’t really practice any of those anymore)

what am i wearing: highschool phys ed sweatpants and a tshirt that says “it’s steaking good”

how many blankets do i sleep with: a sheet and a comforter wtf is a blanket

dream job: costume designer for movies and tv with an alternative fashion clothing line on the side 

dream trip: ...tokyo, seoul, and hong kong. for the short term tho i just wanna go back to montreal ;-;

favourite food: wendy’s hamburgers, chocolate chip cookies, brownies, and mangoes

nationality: canadian but also indian and white

favorite song right now: loft music by the weeknd

[georgiansuggestion]

how strange, your feckless nephew and my villainous oldest brother share a date of birth! perhaps the stars do not care to bless babes born on this day with any Sense or Reason.

Gentle Reader--

Indeed, those born that Day must come to the World Under an Ill-Meaning Heaven! Not a One born on the 28th is Worth an Ounce, I fear.

Yours &tc., The Editor

[georgiansuggestion]

ratthew mcnephew 🤝 Bertram Wilberforce Wooster