#mcpciv

[ask-emf]

Hey.. uh, I know I already asked but the anons said you are willing to help me now?

Ugh.. yes, I’ll help you. What is your problem? Your cat’s missing?

[parkouroldman]

I keep seeing a strange word on many posts on this app. What is a ‘yaoi?’ And furthermore, what is ‘old man yaoi?’

[ask-emf]

OOC//

This but with all the EMF blogs we should all fight to the death

what would happen if we put all the evbos in a room for 24/7

and to make it fun theres like 30 loaded guns in the room or something

whos the first dead, whos the first trying the gun and who accidentally shoots himself like a dumb dummy dum dum

Im mot really sure what you mean by other Evbos? BUT I'm definitely one of the best PVPers out there! I discovered how to get to the golden sword layer after all ( which means im totally smart! ) and i defeated the challenges inside ( which means im awesome at PVP now ), so I'd absolutely come out on top!

[ask-emf]

OOC//

I like the idea that instead of EMF being born with stars, Evbo gave him one. Like. Nether Star proposal. I’m putting this into the Minecraft but I survive in parkour HELL fanfiction.

[ask-emf]

Are you and evbo boyfriends?

Are we- no, of course not! We’re just friends. He’s literally god anyways.

[ask-emf]

Hey...can we talk?

- @seawatt-gam1ng

whatthefuckwhyareyoutalkingtomedie

Um. Hi, seawatt.

[ask-emf]

https://www.tumblr.com/ask-emf/767955976315977728/what-plans-do-you-have-for-parkour-civilization?source=share

youre GAYYYY

I’m not gay, and definitely not for Evbo.

[ask-emf]

? what do you need evbo for?

He’s my closest friend. Everything he does makes me want to be better. I don’t know what I’d do without him anymore.

[ask-emf]

do you have any other friend(s) besides Evbo?

Not really. I became a master rather late, so there was separation. But I have a few acquaintances.

[ask-emf]

Fuck it send magic anon asks as a thanksgiving treat

[ask-emf]

would it be funny if seawatt was really in love with evbo

and you thwarted every possible attempt of him trying to seduce evbo

That sounds like TORTURE.. but also kind of funny at the same time.

[ask-emf]

he's not beating the codependency on evbo allegations bc its true and he's only upset bc of how mean Clown worded it (esp describing Evbo) bahaha

I’m not codependent- I survived without Evbo for years. I don’t- well, I do need him, but I COULD live without him!

[ask-emf]

someone called yo homeboy Evbo cute

watchu gon' do abt it

Why would I do anything about it.. it’s not my business who he dates. And he is.. objectively attractive. I don’t see a problem here.

[ask-emf]

*vine boom*

He's just like you fr

Alternatively: Dogs

Those are cats? They look cool. I like the one on the left.. but the right one is cute too.

The wolfs look a bit aggressive, but I like the black one.

[ask-emf]

what plans do you have for Parkour Civilization? Now that you're the Champion!

Are you just trying to do what you think Evbo would want?

Are you gonna make the buildings You themed like Evbo did lmaoao

I don’t really have many plans for parkour civilization yet, but right now I’m just trying to rebuild it. Evbo does help me a lot.

I’ve actually tried making the building purple black and gold a few times! But they usually end up green black and white. I’m not sure why I keep accidentally making things Evbo themed.

[ask-emf]

Who do you have a crush on

Do I really have to say this again?

-Loud, exasperated sigh-

Evbo.