#mcyt talk

[shikai-the-storyteller]

"No fish want me, what the hell?!" It's ok Pac, at least someone else wants— *gets dragged off-stage*

[wotchernewt]

there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.

and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

"Am I scary yet?"

-Pearlescentmoon

(about 1:45 in this Vodskall video)

[braxiatel]

You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

[letuce369]

This is a robbery

[mimefish]

is this anything

[bronzetomatoes]

tubbo's father trying desperately to help him get the divorce vs sarah "my super talented son-in-law 💗" simons

[icebear4president]

cTommy: *A well-written flawed character who had an accurate form of representation of trauma response and ptsd*

Early fans: Evil >:(

[goopy-goose]

I'll just say it now remember how Martyn hit Jimmy at the start and then gave him a heart & kiss? if he dies first i swear to god he kissed off the canary curse off of Jimmy

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I'm so normal about this (LYING THROUGH MY TEETH)

[moth-ed-man]

EVERYONE GO WATCH JOE HILLS

[constellama]

*average hermit fishes 3 times* factoid is actualy just statistical error. average hermit fishes 0 times. Fishing Grianeorg, who has fished 5000 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[braxiatel]

Personally I think that Mumbo would describe himself as a cis man but I also think he has a completely incomprehensible sense of what gender actually is ala the warden Cleo limlife comic

You ask Mumbo what being a man means and he’ll tell you it means grooming your facial hair if you have any, having moderate to severe hay fever, and wearing fuzzy socks on Wednesdays

[grimaussiewitch]

I’m crying.

[mimefish]

So you're telling me that Scar naturally got the permit for sand, giving him the coveted monopoly, and didn't even want it anymore, whereas Grian has wound up with the permit for red sand and does actually want to use it. Red sand. Red. Meanwhile the end of third life involved Grian killing Scar and staining the sand with his blood following a conflict fuelled by a hopeless monopoly. And it's still following them years after the actual murder. And I'm supposed to be normal about this how exactly

[bronzetomatoes]