#me a libra looking at lifeweaver: he's libra-coded

[nitewrighter]

i don't wanna be annoying but can you please write more lifeweaver? i freaking love your fanteractions for him

Torbjörn: I hope you're proud of yourself. Reinhardt won't shut up about robot horses, now!

LifeWeaver: *innocently* Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to put you into that position! I'll tell Reinhardt you can't build the horse.

Torbjörn: It's no matter of 'can't!' I can build a horse! I can build the most powerful steel stallion you've ever seen!

LifeWeaver: *mildly* Oh but I wouldn't want you to go through the trouble...

Torbjörn: What trouble?! It wouldn't be a challenge at all! I could build it in my sleep! I'll show you!

LifeWeaver: Oh, wonderful!

Torbjörn: Just you---! Wait--! You!!! Rrrrgh!

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Cassidy: You know how much Vishkar's offerin' for you?

LifeWeaver: Well there isn't a solid answer to that, because Vishkar doesn't deal solely in money. Looking to take me in?

Cassidy: Nah, nah, too uptight a bunch for my tastes. I'm just wondering if your bounty's higher than mine.

LifeWeaver: Hm! Competitive, aren't we?

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LifeWeaver: It's wonderful that you donate a percentage of your music sales to reforestation, Lúcio.

Lúcio: I'm sensing a 'but...'

LifeWeaver: Oh no buts. It's very admirable. It's just... old growth forests have that vital duff that supports biodiversity, makes them more drought-resistant, and more CO2 efficient than just replanting trees. So if a percentage went to stopping deforestation to begin with...

Lúcio: I'll... look into it. We don't have to tie ourselves to trees, do we?

LifeWeaver: I won't ask that of you... yet.

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LifeWeaver: *pouty* I can't believe you left me on read for 3 hours.

Baptiste: I keep telling you! There was a firefight! And I was running for my life!

LifeWeaver: So you send the explosion and running emojis! Have you never dated an enemy of a terrorist-backed corporation before?

Baptiste: Have you never dated the enemy of a corporate-backed terrorist organization before?!

LifeWeaver: *gasp* Oh, it's our first fight! Isn't it exciting?

Baptiste: *sigh* You certainly have an interesting perspective on things...

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LifeWeaver: Ah, the protector of Cairo, herself! If you ever need a lift for a good vantage point, just let me know.

Ana: *chuckle* Such a gentleman.

LifeWeaver: Well, we outlaws ought to look out for each other, right?