#me alice mal and t give off major 00s line vibes lets be honest

[jeonqqin]

me and my lovely moots as the OG gang because;

why not?

@mikoto-ica-fics as Bang Chan

reasons why;

mica is our grandpa

mica is also hot asfucck

got those calm leader vibes

also the only sain one

is loGical

but also will most likely skin someone for her babies (hehe that’s us)

but she still complains when we bother her

we are her biggest hassle

also is the shyest baby when getting complimented (pls compliment her, it’s hilarious)

wants everyone to be healthy and happy

#stoptalkingaboutalcohol

#andstartpayingattentiontoyourkids

#theyregettingaway

definitely needs more sleep

@mini-meanhoe as Lee Minho

reasons why;

summer is always spouting something sexual

she owns all of us let’s be honest

will probably eliminate one of us in the future

has definitely thought about killing all us younger ones

endless supply of people thirsting over her

(probably) has killed someone just by looking at them

BDE (big dick energy) to the MAX

has a secret closet(???)

won’t tell us what’s in it but I have my suspicions

cute but will rip your face off if you call her that

I suggest that you do not call her cute if you want to live

unless you’re alice then you can do whatever you want smh

@chanonymous as Seo Changbin

reasons why;

seems super mysTeriOus

but is a big ol softy

has the same energy as “binsual”

bc yeah she pretty hot

I LOVE DARKEU PFF—

acts all tough

but really she be a baby

unintentionally adorable

but like,, I feel like she will knock your lights out

and that’s hot too shoot—

her duality is too much for this world

will be a cute ass baby one second

but then turn around and kick your ass

@lixiefe as Hwang Hyunjin

reasons why;

okay hear me out

don’t you dare question me on this okay?

mal is the cutest creature on this earth and that is what’s up

and she could be talking like a regular person one second just being all adorable

then BAM

your heart is in peices

but like in the best way

understand?

also like she is aesthetic asFUCK

she’s gorgeous

so gorgeous

and the sweetest thing to ever walk this earth

and none of us deserve her *sigh*

@jeonqqin (ME DUDE) as Han Jisung

reasons why;

you can’t deny

I’m a whiny asshole

with everything

especially with alice

but I’m also loud, hyper, and clingy ASFUCK

22nd century fashion bITCH

squirrel cheeks ™

and I’m good at everything hA and super duper handsome

(not really..... unless 👀)

so yknow

jisung guys

I rest my case

@ammuqwer as Lee Felix

reasons why;

this is the most obvious choice

she’s perfect

TELL. ME. IM. WRONG. I. DARE. YOU.

erryone wants to smash istg

everyone’s favorite

it’s unfair

but she cute so I get it

and shit she’s my favorite too

AND THE DUALITY FUCK

it’s like she’s two different people guys

she will melt your soft ass heart with her cuteness

then fuckin kill you with her coy unabashed BABENESS

idec if that isn’t a word, that’s what she is

a fuckin B A B E

and a B A B Y

but don’t be fooled

she WILL kick your ass

but yknow if you’re into that go ahead and make her mad

@hiddenskz as Kim Seungmin

reasons why;

her and mal work together to fucking kill us all

a part of the duality squad with mal and alice

those three hurt us

I also want to mention that she is one of the babiest of babies goSh

but don’t get me wrong

she’s a coY LITTLE SHIT

but it’s okay bc she cute

lowkey tho don’t tell her I said that

she kinda scares me

bc like???

she’s still confusing to me guys just *SIGH*

SHES HOT AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE IT BC SHES ALSO CUTE AND ADORABLE BUT LIKE IM ALSO SCARED OF HER WHICH MAKES HER EVEN HOTTER GUYS MY LIFE IS TOO HARD

oh yeah she’s also our lil puppy :)

@yangomangos as Yang Jeongin

reasons why;

cmon

its obvious isn’t it?

OG brat

also OG baby

BUT SHES GROWING UP SO FAST I—

IT HURTS

everything she does is cute tbh

like she could just say “good morning” to me

and I’ll literally fall to my knees with tears running down my face

bc this little shit is our BABY

HOW DARE SHE HURT ME BY BEING SO PRECIOUS

she also kinda scary like

where’s your parents??

sorry what did you say??

I’m calling child protective services

that kinda scary

but I love her and we all love her so it’s okay

LMAO ily guys so much you all mean the world to me so please don’t kill me after this okay BYE