#me posting a week late AND posting three days after i said i would 💀💀💀 your girl is unreliable

[shares-a-vest]

you should come live with me and we can be pirates, then you won't have to cry

My fic for #lexsspringfanworkschallenge hosted by @thefreakandthehair. Thank you so much Lex for putting this challenge together. And I really appreciate your kind words of encouragement when I was debating if I should sign up... and also again when I told you I wasn't gonna post in April 💖💖💖

(sorry-not-sorry about the Taylor lyric title, it was too fitting not to use it)

My prompt was 'Backyard'.

Eddie is summoned to Steve's house by... his mom! He has no idea what to expect. All he knows is he hasn't heard from Steve in three days while he helps his mother pack up the house ready for sale. All he wants is to be able to sit with his Stevie out on their picnic blanket in that gigantic backyard.

Preview and link below :)

Eddie hasn’t seen or heard from Steve in three days.

Okay, maybe that isn’t exactly true. Dustin called him after the first twenty-four hours went by, talking a mile a minute and saying Steve’s phone was disconnected. He was also (literally) radio silent over the walkies Henderson had insisted on distributing for emergencies post-Vecna. Not that the walkie system was even used for emergencies almost a year later. 

More like they were being used to facilitate endless bickering, gossip and everyday minutiae. 

So to placate the kid, Eddie radioed Steve, who brushed off concerns with a rushed explanation, peppering it with variations of “It’s fine” and “I’m fine”. Classic Steve. The conversation left Eddie with no choice but to take a deep breath and trust that his boyfriend was in fact, a-okay.

This gave Eddie the incredibly annoying task of answering to the dork brigade, now individually pestering him with phone calls. Phone calls that Wayne is most definitely tired of too. But that’s what you get after surviving an almost-apocalypse with a bunch of teenagers. Everyone tends to magically transform into an army of worrywarts at the drop of a pin.

Not that Steve’s parents announcing they were selling Castle Harrington was anything small.

Eddie cuts the engine of Wayne’s truck, parking so far down the long, winding driveway he might as well be at the Loch Nora bus stop. He clicks the walkie on, already dialled into Robin’s channel, static sounding as it springs to life.

“Eddie the Banished to Buckley, over.”

He waits, tapping nervously on the steering wheel with his free hand, regretting bringing Robin into this in the first place. Maybe he shouldn’t have even called her to say he was coming here.

Up until about an hour ago, he was respecting Steve’s wishes by not encroaching on him helping his mother pack their stuff up so his folks could move to Indy.

But then she called him. 

Steve’s Mom.

Continue on Ao3

[hopelessdelusional]

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labyrinth

EDIT: i fucked up and forgot to add a pic and it won’t let me so. yeah. also i fixed the out of order mistake i’m so sorry😭

ONCE AGAIN THE OC JORDAN IS NOT MINE‼️‼️‼️ it’s the dearest @kotoprincesa !!

hey…life…am i right?

yeah hopefully you saw the post LMFAO ya boy has had a weird week

i’m sorry this is a short one but like i said shit is crazy

i rlly hope i’ll have time to write tomorrow 😭

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AND SINCE THIS IS LATE IM GONNA FINALLY TELL U HOW EVERYONE GOT THEIR NICKNAMES FROM BKG MWAHAHA YES:

Sero-tape arms/soy sauce:

1. tape arms is from when it was their freshmen year of high school, and sero once got RLLY drunk at some senior’s party….anyways he got tied up by a bunch of girls. with tape. (yes he did cry as the gang ripped off the tape) fun fact!! Jordan was actually at that party (their cousin was the hostess) and was the one who told the bakusquad abt him getting taped up!

2. soy sauce is from the very first prank Kaminari did on the channel where he gave sero a glass of soy sauce but told him it was coke (sero didn’t speak to him for three days afterwards)

Mina-pinky/raccoon eyes:

pinky is like rlly obvious she has pink hair, BUT raccoon eyes is a much more funny story! you see, just like her lover; kirishima, she too had a sort of…alt-y phase. in her case, she experimented with black clothing but more importantly, black eyeshadow. like. a LOT. kirishima thought it was the CUTEST thing ever and was low key upset when she stopped doing it💀

Kirishima-weird hair/shitty hair/spiky:

he just had a rlly bad haircut when they came back to school for their sophomore year, it was legit like how teen guys had it in the early 2000s-gelled up into spikes 🫥

Kaminari-Sparky:

he tried rewiring their broken fan in college. got electrocuted. went to the hospital. yeah.

Hitoshi-eyebags:

he may not get sleep now, but it was RLLY bad their jr year of high school dear GOD. everyone would have to FIGHT him to get him to go to sleep, even putting that powder melatonin in his drinks 😭😭 (it was actually kats’ idea :(( such a sweetie)

Shoto-IcyHot:

shoto had this…phase…half way thru sophomore year of high school where he would over work himself with sports/work that he would literally put on icyhot every. single. day. (it drove EVERYONE crazy but no one dared to say anything)

Jirou-headphones:

ALL throughout high school jirou always had her headphones in. there wasn’t one time where she wasn’t listening to music and bkg being the old man he is thought it was “incredibly rude” and “disrespectful” (karma is a bitch tho bc after this HIS nickname was old man)

Momo-ponytail:

yeah the gang wasn’t kidding when momo went thru an INTENSE ponytail phase like she would gel it and everything😭😭😭the girls would be begging for momo just to keep it down or else she’ll keep getting called jojo siwa by the freshmen

Iida-four eyes/glasses:

….uh it’s kinda obvious LMFAO

Ochako-pink cheeks:

so bkg and ochako were actually #besties after they put their differences aside (after bkg apologized to izuku) and she would ALWAYS go to him and rant abt her crush on Iida. so, as “revenge” he would call her pink cheeks whenever she was talking to Iida. HOWEVER that so backfired on him bc the nickname made iida think bkg liked ochako (he also noticed their newest infatuation w/each other) and iida one day went to bkg to tell him HE liked ochako and was like “i see that you and ochako have made a new relationship, but i just need to tell you i have feelings for ochako.” anyways. bkg was going thru new anger management stuff and he had to take VERY deep breaths in order not to lose his shit LMFAO

Izuku-Nerd:

….do i really need to say anything? 🤨🤨

hope you enjoyed that! thank you for the wait i love u guys 🫶🫶🫶

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fun facts! ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

- you know it’s bad when kats is up at 1AM

- ain’t i a genius for that thomas the train gossip account? huh? hm?

- Jordan keeps their man in CHECK (they love each other) and Sero is half scared, and the other half find it very sexy

- also when i wrote that part all i could think of is that one song “walk him like a dog sis” because toshi and Jordan got that covered

- do u like mina and kiri’s users😇😇 idk if i do but whatever

- that gc has…some stuff in it. mainly just all the things of bakugou’s the gang has taken, broken, or lost LMFAO

- toshi and kam are just so cute i’m throwing up sobbing rn

- kiri always scowls at “unnecessary” language but then cusses too… double standards (he has never once called out mina tho HA)

- i feel like i’ve said this before but i need to say it again; i just KNOW in my SOUL kiri uses the laughing emoji

- sero and kam are mina’s ultimate hype men

- kacchan and deku-bed friends forever!

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