#meanwhile if you do one (1) line of coke at a party youve ruined your ''perfect parent'' status | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tittyinfinity · 1 year

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Imagine everyone is doing lines of coke in the bathroom together and when it comes to your turn someone says "sorry but I heard you're a parent and it would be irresponsible for me to give you this while you're child free and with other adults :/ I just think parents shouldn't do drugs sorry :/"

#doing party drugs when you go out isnt the same as a full blown addiction my dude #ive never bought any myself but when my friends have it hell yeah im doing it!#no one has ever actually said this to me im just making fun of people on facebook who say #if a parent does drugs at all ever it means they dont care about their children #its super common for everyone to post about how drunk theyre getting after their kids stress them out!#meanwhile if you do one (1) line of coke at a party youve ruined your ''perfect parent'' status #i WILLL say do not take drugs from strangers #only get it from people you know and wait to see how it affects others before doing it #especially where im at (southern midwest) where people cut stuff with meth #also NEVER TRY METH OR HEROIN EVER!!!!!!!! those are NOT party drugs!!!!#drugs tw #probably should have started w that tag #ok changed it to where it has a community label

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