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#melheret spends his entire time as ambassador in bitch eating crackers mode
artino-c · 1 year
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in retrospect this is such a funny gift:
The Mede ambassador, Melheret, gave the king a scroll. "I was so hoping for a statue," the king commented ungraciously as he received it. Most of those who heard him looked uncomfortable. The ambassador smiled condescendingly and said, "This is a story of my people, Your Majesty, the Epic of Omarak, who overreached and was struck down for it. I thought you might find it instructive." "Ambassador, I will surely give it the attention it deserves," the king promised.
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