#memoirs of chrissie francisca

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Oh, I love my girlfriend so much. It feels like nicotine everytime we get to have a date together. And what we did on this date, I shall tell you! I showed her Voyager and Ds9 characters and had her nickname them and give first impressions. And now I share her wonderful insights with you lot:

Janeway: Mama Maria, a renowened chef who owns a cooking brand of butter where the bottle is shaped like herself. Became a Star Trek to promote her brand.

Chakotay: Joey-David Hasselhoff, lost his legs in the great star wars as is now very short. Became a Star Trek to pay off his outstanding gambling debts. The marking on his face is a barcode to immediately kill him if he tries to escape.

Kes: Mama Maria's evil twin, not a true Star Trek and just has the visitor's pass. Has the power to return everything to its base components. She is always under attack so she wears an indestructible vest.

Doctor: Uncle Steve, do not trust around children. The blue is a warning and he's very bitter about it. Pretends he's a genius but he's very stupid. He has an ankle bracelet which keeps him from leaving the ship which he bothers everyone about.

Neelix: A criminal mastermind tattoo artist that destroyed his homeworld with a tattoo machine, not a true Star Trek but came along to be amused. Talks like a gangster. I.. don't remember the name she gave him..

Tuvok: Great Value Spock, bought at the store on a discount during a clearance Vulcan sale and they needed a Vulcan to complete their ship. His eyebrows are drawn on.

Paris: Milk toast, the whitest white to ever white. He goes to space church which he himself built and his favourite food is white bread. Just a guy, he has no reason to be here.

Torres: Laquisha, a plant that knows absolutely everything. Does not like Uncle Steve. Goes to space church but because she knows its fake, and the world is actually on a cracker with hummus that will eventually be eaten by the one true space god.

Kim: Mark, a part timer that's just there. He does a bit of everything but he isn't actually good at anything. A temporary Star Trek but eventually he'll quit and follow his dreams to go to space college.

Sisko: Carl, owns a vintage George Foreman grill and makes space hotdogs for everyone on Hotdog Friday. Uses his baldness as a weapon to blind his enemies.

Kira: Karen, a typical Karen who is rude to everyone around her. Complains about being on Ds9 but doesn't do anything about it. Hosts a radio show to sell her trademark cement purses, which she always carries around at all times.

Bashir: Dominic (named by the two of us), participated in the space sex offender shuffle. He is very creepy and no one likes him, don't trust around anyone. No one can stop him. Probably really into bondage.

Odo: Gorp, created by the Kardashians to be a clone but made wrong. Banished for being a failure of a clone. He has no feeling in his left hand and cannot feel pain. His ears are glued on.

Dax: Monica, a furry that believes she is a leopard. Also a sex offender but they forgive her because she's so good at her job. If you see her walking around in a fursuit, let her be. Do not anger her because there will be no escape. Sells pancakes alongside Mama Maria and they are dating.

O'Brien: Loppy, it's his first day! He's so happy to be here, he's having a grand old time. It's always his first day as he is actually a mind parasite that makes everyone believe it is his first day and they will never know how long he's actually been there. Never.

Dukat: Zorath/Zorag (We both forgot it so it changes to something else with a z) -Melty Candle Face, an obsessive yandere Klingon that's very mentally unstable. He was first in love with Dominic until he found he could not be trusted. He targeted Loppy next because its his first day. Currently dating someone else, but it's undetermined who it is.

Garak: From the Shining Jack Nicholson, a scizophrenic who causes problems for everyone. His daily hobby is crawling through the vents and he can show up anywhere at anytime. He is an unpredictable menace that likes to scare the ship.

Mirror Kira: Ds9, the ship itself embodied as a half robot. Abuses her power to sleep with everyone on the station. What happens to the ship happens to her and forces everyone to protect her under the threat of death. She will not hesitate to throw you out of the airlock if you disobey her.

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Ugh, does no one write noncon anymore? It's so hard to find fics where there's actual noncon that is neither just bdsm/cnc or mentioned without description/plot device.

I'll have to change that..

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We both ship sebaciel and weddie can you marry me.

Ah, um s- so quick! That's very flattering, we've barely even talked! But yeah, I like both those ships, I guess we have similar taste.

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I get the whole trying to encourage more people to be proship even if they don't like problematic tropes but it's making it harder to find those who actually have fucked up tastes! I want more people who also feel the need to lewd all their ships with noncon.

Also it feels like Incest is the most accepted trope while abusive ships either don't get recognition or are sanitised beyond belief..

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17 and 18 for the horror asks! <3

17. a decade you have seen the most horror movies from

A lot of my favourite horror movies are from the 90's so, 90's it appears.

18. a decade you want to watch more horror movies from

Really old ones, like 40's or 50's. I haven't seen a whole lot of those and I wonder how they'd compare to horror today.

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I have a very important question, even if you don't know the fandom/character:

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For the Music Shuffle ask game thing (I don't want to just send a symbol with no context)

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PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC PLAYER AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP.

Let's see.. Your shuffled song is:

Aviators- Teeth

Say you can take it, now can you take it

Fucked in the head, but I'm here

I know you're thrilled by the fear

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One thing I want to know about you: ever watch ENT? I’ve only seen the ehhhh I think the first season, but I liked it UwU

By ENT do you mean Enterprise? Because yes, I have/am. At the moment I'm writing this, I'm on season 2. I like it fine, it's got an interesting premise and the characters relations are fun. I wouldn't put it on my top Treks but I like it better than Next Generation. My top 4 favourite characters are Shran, Phlox, Mayweather and Reed.

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O’Brien/Bashir is so based 🖖

Is that a good thing..? If so, yes! It's good to meet another O'Brashir fan, right when I was in a chatty mood! I definitely plan to draw more O'Brashir later too.

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1,2,3,20 and 22 for the horror movie asks!!! :0

1.most recent horror movie you watched

Unlocked, in which main protagonist loses her cell phone which allows a serial killer to target her and ruin her life. It was a fun watch but funny enough not enough horror, also main protagonist doesn't die and the killer gets arrested. But I loved the stalking bits and chemistry between her and the killer. 6/10 from me.

2.most recent horror movie you watched and hated

Intrusion, oh it was so boring. And it had a premise that could have been good, where a couple get their house broken into and get paranoid about it happening again even after the people responsible are arrested. I thought it was going to be a twist where the husband was working with them but he just kills them, or something. I stopped watching so I don't know. 0.

3.most recent horror movie you watched and loved

Fear! It's got yandere, stalking, abuse, age gap adult/teen and noncon! What the fuck else can I ask for from a horror! It's about a teen girl who dates a college student but there's a lot wrong with him from beating up one of her guy friends to drugging and raping her best friend. Yandere doesn't get his good ending but it was still sooo good. 9/10! Would watch again and again! I'd use it as an au too, that's how much I loved it!

20.creatures you wish were featured in more horror movies

Oh hmm.. I've never thought about that before. It's never really been something that's crossed my mind since it's more about relationships, psychological damage and horror elements than anything else. More European or any mythological based creatures I guess. That's something you don't see too much of.

22.a horror character that actually creeps you out/scares you

Nothing. Sorry but this angel doesn't get scared, just turned on. Anything can be lewded.

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I love this game so much, I made memes that at least one (1) person will understand

Also alternate Shimagou version of the old man one & Mitsuzuma + Shimada of the toxic couple one

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I'm so bad at making headcanons.. Sexuality? Oh, everyone's sexuality is pan so any ship can work. Their kinks? Kinks are same as mine but they pretend to not like it. And everyone is a switch, but have to be forced to sub. Favourite positions? Whatever is on my mind at the moment. Gender? Whatever I'm into at the moment. Probably penis though, because it's the only thing I can draw.

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Do you ever want to have a nice horror movie night but all you have is one movie, so you just rewatch something from four years ago?

Speaking of, 365 Days but it's Reed and Hayes.

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G- Guys, I think I want to fuck Reed. ...This is not helping my collecting a boy from each Trek accusations. Anyway, I'm in a sleepy mood and all I want to do is draw so:

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I daydreamed this week at college about you being the ruler of this world, and I was a part of your harem of people you've collected.

Because I imagine that you'd be like that if you ever ruled world. Wish that thought was real.

My, how imaginative of you. Can't say I hate your idea of me though.. You might be right, especially considering the way I've been feeling inspired from all the h-games I've been playing. This angel would do such horrible things if he had that power ☆

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