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"Meet Me On The Battlefield" is officially the theme song for my bad-future-timeline Rise April and Donnie

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A training exercise goes very wrong.

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beta-read by the one and only @plothooksinc , who 1) saved readers from a bunch of tense errors and also a very unwieldy bit in chapter two, and 2) is the reason this does not get the “no beta we die like gram-gram” tag. mixed bag here. <3

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“I’m older than all of you!” Casey declares gleefully.

“YOU HAVE EXISTED FOR ONE WEEK, YOU MYSTICAL ABOMINATION. BE SILENT.”

“Okay, so I’m not older than Grunkle Barry—“

“DO NOT CALL ME THAT. Whose idea was… MICHELANGELO—“

Casey laughs and laughs.

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thanks again to @plothooksinc who saved me from the perils inherent in changing tenses

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Draxum stares into his mug of tea and ponders the merits of searching those Hamato texts for a ritual to travel back in time and stop his foolish self from getting involved in this nonsense.

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Casey wakes up to several unfamiliar teenagers screaming. It’s only natural that he joins in. It’s less natural, more of a trained reaction, to rev his chainsaw hockey stick to life in the same motion as he’s hefting it to wield against whatever the kids are screaming about. (The teens scream louder as he does it. Later, he’ll figure out why, and be appalled that they weren’t hefting weapons of their own when faced with threat. Lousy teenagers.)

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Still, it was a minor issue compared to the way that Casey Jones continued to physically exist.

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The great Baron Draxum’s questions were not half as important as phoning in a pizza order.

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okay but what if I made a whole new AU about a plot from the glory days of young justice s1. what if I did that.

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I wanna ramble about my WIPs here we go

all TMNT because that's where the brainrot is at right now. there are wips for batfam, ninjago, monkie kid, tales of arcadia, And Many More but I genuinely cannot remember them and they're buried too deep in Notes to find xD

titles are placebos, just what I've been tagging them with on here

[Donnie Meets April's Parents] — RotTMNT — April's mother gives Donnie a heart attack.

Donnienoes — RotTMNT — A throwaway line from the movie is taken a bit more seriously. Domino effect ensues. (The first half is published on AO3 as Drifting — this counts as a WIP because there’s a second half I’m still working on.)

MicrowavedMikey — RotTMNT — A Hamato training exercise goes very wrong, and then very weird.

Penance — RotTMNT — Master Michelangelo commits a terrible sin against his universe. He can never make it right. He dedicates himself to atoning for it anyway.

Casey Jones Is An Idiot Ur Honor — 2012 — Casey and Leo have a really cool adventure. Leo shows his cold-blooded side. It’s a chilling experience. Hypothermia pun here.

Sensei Saki — 2012 — Obligatory brainwashing fic. Ran away and became a behemoth.

Otouto — 2012 — Karai coming to realize that she’s a big sister.

Shoes For Turtles — Undecided Iteration — The turtles are revealed to the public, and become globally famous. They score a very unique shoe-sponsor deal. Donnie learns corporatespeak and decides to amputate a man’s hand. Raph is very tired.