#miles quaritch vs nightmare animals

[destinykarmasans]

Seeing the Avatar results in a skip to the things I like in a story; creation and development of worlds. I have decided to give my contribution of the day.

You know that sensation or universal law; Murphy's law. That same law that says that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong and worse. I think Disney has a series of that.

I was watching the first Avatar movie, and hey... I'm so blind I didn't notice the three lines in Miles's head. I mean, I did notice them, but I thought it was a hair design, you know, when you go to the salon and ask for zigzag stripes.

Turns out they were scars. Are you joking with me? And of a thanator, that beast half elephant, rhinoceros and nightmare of the underworld.

You got out of a one-on-one fight with this animal nightmare and as proof you only have three scars on the side of your head that are fucking cool?

How the hell didn't your brain turn your brain to mush!? Or how did you not suffer from whiplash syndrome?!

What is your head made of? vibranium?

So yes, the poor man came out of a fight with an amorphous bull like a champion; face completely smashed, alive and harder than before.

Miles is the personification of; if it will go wrong, buckle up, because now it will go much worse.

He's the kind of guy that if given a choice, he'll choose the lesser of three evils and the greater of evils will say "Hey my king, no that's right."

Then he will have this strange luck; He doesn't show up in much of his life, but life and death issues bent to death, he'll say "Hey sir, here I am, ready to serve and protect" and we have a living Miles with cool scars on the side of his head.

That is definitely the reason he died and BOM! Back to life; younger, taller, stronger, more handsome and bluer.

What a selective piece of shit. It could well be his signature chaos.

"Do I want a quiet reconnaissance mission? No thanks, better give me a beast bigger than a tractor to brighten my day."

This theory is confirmed when the overgrown blue cat thought it's a good idea to look an ikran in the eye, notice that its teeth are as big as a human's forearm, and think "One tap on the muzzle and I'll ride him like a bull mechanic."

Where the hell do you think you are? Texas?

The winged beast surely thought "This guy is an asshole and it's frankly amazing that he survived so long on Pandora, I'll keep him"

This is how an Ikran adopted a traumatized military man with no sense of personal care.

The same applies to the colonel's entire unit.

I'm so shocked that I keep looking at the scars, then at the man and say out loud, "Is no one going to say anything about this man who has been kissed by death more than once? Not even a; Hey, go to therapy, please? "

No. Humanity concentrates on giving him a fantastic waist and dream butt before thinking of sending him to mandatory therapy.

Typical.

Reason why humanity is becoming extinct number 129394029; "Our priorities are to give our soldiers good asses as if they were going to attend miss universe, Therapy? Whoever is afraid of trauma is not born"

Thank you for reading my disbelief at the continued survival of Miles Quaritch. I don't know how that man is alive and I have the belief that he doesn't know either.

Good day. Sorry for bad english!