#miranda does not get to share custody of rose

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

Hello! Since you talked about your ethan ships, I wanted to know your opinion on the ethan x miranda ship.

It's not very common, but aside from memes, (and before dlc came out) I saw a lot of comments saying they should have shared custody of Rose

NO????????????????????????????????????

(ddont send hate to op im sure this is a inncocent question but this ship is horrible and so is the custody hc 😭)

[moldybabyman]

My RP profile for this version of Ethan:

BASIC INFORMATION

Name: Ethan Winters

Sex & Gender: Cis Male (or from, haven't decided yet)

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 183 lbs

Orientation: Pansexual Panromantic

Species: Formerly Human, Mycete Mutation

Occupation:

Former systems engineer. Now spends his time doing odd jobs around the village and art commissions. Did paintings of each of the lords for the village hall.

Personality:

Used to be pretty shy and reserved, although after everything he's been through he's become rather hot headed and mildly reckless. He jumps head-first into danger without thinking of the consequences, especially if someone he loves is in danger. Will fight anyone who dares even suggest they'll hurt anyone he cares for.

He's easily confused and distracted. He's very much easy to fluster and stutters a lot when he does get flustered. He also has a very poor sense of direction and gets lost easily. He's also partly dyslexic and has dyscalcula (dyslexia but with numbers) which made his old job a little more of a challenge but he felt all the more accomplished when he was able to get it done.

He has a thing for Karl Heisenberg but has issues admitting it even though it's incredibly obvious with how he checks him out and stares at him when he's not looking. He also draws him a lot in his personal sketchbook. The only one he's admitted his crush to was Sal and it wasn't on purpose.

Background:

Canon Ethan Winters background, except he lived, more rather regenerated his body again because he is a mold-man.

He ended up divorcing Mia after finding out she did live and it was Miranda who'd been acting like her and kidnapped her to get her out of the way. He couldn't stand to be in a failing marriage and staying together for Rose would have only hurt all 3 of them in the long run. He and Mia have equal shared custody of Rose. 

[queendeepsigh]

So I know RE8 just came out and the fics are coming in slowly but surely but consider: Mafia/Strip Club Empire Au

> Mother Miranda is the big boss running the lords of her clubs and fronts for her human trafficking

> all of the lords were Miranda’s favorites that have been trafficked

> most of the workers within the clubs are the lords first picks of the trafficking

> Lady Alcina Dimitrescu and her daughters run the upscale stone and bougie escort and dance club “Castle Dimitrescu” where the wealthy come to well pleasure themselves

> Lady Donna Beneviento runs the shady macabre burlesque “Dollhouse” where all the doll like dancers are tailored to your taste, her favorite dancer that works the bar now being Angie. The dancers are called “Dolls” by the regulars

> Lord Salvatore Moreau runs the more run down but more serene “Reservoir” where the theme is always aquatic and the room is always chilly, but the dancers are always hot hot hot, also plenty of drugs to be found

> Lord Karl Heisenberg runs the loudest, gayest, obnoxious, club in the whole city called “The Factory” it schedules raves and parties in advance otherwise it’s filled with dancers on poles or silks or cages

> Chris Redfield and his specialized group of FBI agents have been trying to infiltrate Miranda’s operation to disband the human/child trafficking

-oh motivation for Miranda doing this in the first place:: trying to fill the void of her child that died from cancer and it really drove her to the deep end and led to this profitable organization that she could easily pluck a child and call it hers for a time being, it leading to finding her “children”, now that they grew up and they take whatever leftovers they want for their clubs

> Ethan has been an undercover officer/agent before in Louisiana to bust up a human trafficking or organ trafficking; that’s how he met and saved Mia

> Mia, Ethan, and Rose have been in witness protection since the bust in Louisiana and are being transported to a new location; Ethan in one transport and Rose and Mia in another because safety;; BUT

- also if there’s a way to swing Mia and Miranda having some sort of friendship or something neato cheeto

> the transport with Mia and Rose is crashed by Miranda’s other lackeys, and the two are taken

> now Chris is asking Ethan to go undercover again to get information on Miranda and her “Four Lords”, who are by no means NICE people they’re in a mafia for Pete sake

> Ethan does it, and ends up getting himself an audience with the four lords AND Miranda

> Karl sees right thru Ethan but takes him as a personal pet and nondescriptly helps Ethan (and Redfield) gather enough evidence against Miranda to take her down; Ethan has no clue that Karl is helping him until later later when Karl wants to cut a deal for the full “Fuck You Miranda” package but also keep his way of life “perfectly above board” if he has to

- Now if anybody writes this all I ask is for Mia/Alcina and Karl/Ethan, and the couple sharing custody over Rose by the end of it

-Aiming for dysfunctional family dynamics, they’re still terrible people but would beat to a bloody pulp anyone that hurts theirs, spicy moments, and hot bar scenes