#misoo & joon

[gcholdtrops]

       disbelief  decorates  feminine  features  at  homme's  statement  ,   clear  that  she  was  disappointed  the  male  wasn't  aware  .   "  is  that  an  actual  question  of  yours   ?   do  you  really  not  know  ?  "   misoo  wondering  if  she  should  paint  the  picture  for  him  or  ,   if  he  could  do  so  himself  .

               "  i  called  you  like  a  million  times  .  why  didn't  you  pick  up  ?  "

[lisas-earlobe]

you...you also give me a ship name...

@joons-asscrack

Yeshsir :3

You and a got7 member...

MAM MAM ~

You and a bts member...

NIA~

You and a blackpink member...

MISOO ~

You and a nct 127 member...

MINGWOO~

You and an ateez member...

MIYOUNG~

You and an exo member...

CHIA~

You and a twice member...

MIHYO~

Hope you liked it , 3<<<

[millie-ionaire05]

*clears throat* Hello, here i am again. Are you prepared for my AHSJDKAJSB BREAKDOWN?!?!??!!!

You know, at this point, I am on one knee asking for your hand in marriage. Your writing literally burns me in all the right ways, and I don’t know how else to give my thanks except to ask for marriage. Then again, to avoid the inevitable rejection, I’ll digress.

This chapter had me ready to fight. Soomi/Misoo (whoever the hell she is cause we don’t give a fuck) trying to come at us in the bathroom. Oof I wish a bitch would! I was about to put my hair up, take off my earrings, put on my sneakers, and smear some Vaseline on my face because who the fuck she think she talkin to? I was hyped. I was ready. And then again with Jia at the party, but I’ll get more into that in a bit.

Bff Joon 👏🏼 get 👏🏼 that 👏🏼 girl 👏🏼 boo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 When OC was getting good vibes from Lisa, I was cheering. We love a supportive BFF, and we love being a supportive BFF. I was practically tearing up, and damn near almost went online to get a marriage license so I could marry them right then and there. Like yes, you shall be together forever and happy and in love. Yes, I declare by the right of this online marriage license that is totally legit and not a fake. I swear.

Okay, now I gotta talk about the party. First of all Sailor Moon is my bitch. But then you had to throw in Sailor Mercury, and I was in love. (This was not yet the moment I realized I wanted your hand in marriage, but I’ll get to that in a second). Then you had Jungcock as a police officer. Oof. I mean OOOOOF. 👀 my whole body caught on fire. I was like “yes daddy use those handcuffs - I mean AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL AMENNNNN” 🙏🏼 *cough cough* anyways. Jia. I swear imma cut a bitch. I was ready to. And then Jungcock went and threw me, I mean us, on his shoulder and practically slapped my ass, I mean our ass. You know that side of me that I said I try to shush? Yes well her little self was ready to fight. And you know that other part of myself that’s larger and quite *cough* hornier *cough*...yes well she was also about to fight - ABOUT TO FIGHT FOR RIGHTS TO THAT DICK BECAUSE - you know what....God can’t save me right now. I’ll leave it at that. It was around this moment that I realized I had to ask for your hand in marriage, because TAEHYUNG CAME IN AND SAID “FINISH HER”. I didn’t know what to do with myself. I swear I laughed so much I had to go pee and was still laughing well after I was already done and laying back on my bed. So yes....this was the moment. Thank you.

But then - BUT THEN - Jungcock got butt hurt at a little remark at 3 am. Hohoho call me fucking Santa Clause BECAUSE I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT PRESENT YOU HANDED MY ASS. THAT FUCKING SNACC - YES WITH TWO C’S!!!! Dear lord my eyes pricked with tears as I internally begged Jungkook to please please PLEASEEE CONTINUE.....and then I was left hanging. (Now mind you I’m not upset, just a disappointed mess at how abruptly it ended - I’m really not disappointed so please don’t take that seriously).

And yes, just like OC said - Fuck. I gotta keep reading because my thirsty hoe ass needs to know what’s gonna happen. Please be prepared for more breakdowns as I continue this series.

ego | 03

summary⇢ what’s a girl to do when her sweet, innocent baby lab partner isn’t quite so sweet and innocent? well, he’s a grown-ass man, and you’re about to learn that the hard way. pairing⇢ jungkook/reader word count⇢ 9.6k rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | humor | college!au | fuckboi!au | fratboy!au warnings⇢ sexual content, exhibitionism? public indecency at least idk, rude bitches, drinking/smoking/partying, swearing, jungkook still being a lil shit (i’m starting to see a pattern smh), sarcasm, lowkey pining, love triangles

a/n⇢ and the plot thickens 🙃 mood for this chapter is this song. enjoy~

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