Imagine being gone from your semi-peaceful island for three months and when you come back your son's best friend has apparently come back from the dead and is killing everyone
missa constantly feeling like he has to earn a place on the island when everyone he’s met (especially philza) has never been anything but delighted he’s around or asked anything of him. man.
Bad and Lulah are planning a "game night" with the whole death family, and you know what... If this is what it takes for Phil and Missa to reunite... I'll take it!
"Let's go to Brazil? I just want to see my friends, meet them in person, have a good time with the people with who I feel comfortable with. It's the first time in my life, man, that I feel part of a group... so I'd love to go. I've made, like, collabs with other streamers and such, but not as part of something like this- a community that people like to see together... so I think it's cool."
if you don’t know what missa is like, please allow me to inform you:
(this basically became liveblogging the stream oops)
despite being told multiple times to not dirty this towel that q put down on the counter saying “that’s the only towel in the entire house” missa continues to flip every. single. food item on the towel. the tacos and burritos fall apart. q is in despair. every time.
he is in shambles over these american ass burritos.
i keep laughing so fucking hard.
he’s eating so messy. q has to keep giving him paper towels. earlier he got drops of sauce on his arm.
anything missa doesn’t eat q says “i’m eating them later because i already bought it”. missa grabbed a bunch of loose tortillas and went “what are these for?” looks at his deconstructed burrito mess “oh! for this!” and picks it all up. to which q goes “bro no. nobody fucking does this.”
missa has once again made a mess on the fucking towel. he claims it can be cleaned. it can’t.
he’s thoroughly reviewing these tacos. these burritos are obscenely large. he doesn’t want to eat it on camera- for obvious reasons. they’re eating them sideways because- ya know.
“never back down. never give up.”
“we’ve eaten the same shit in multiple ways. and they sell it to you like it’s all different. DO YOU WANT YOUR TACO OPEN BECAUSE THATS WHAT THAT IS.” wonderful missa
this music is so loud i can barely hear them. thank you missa, he lowered the music because he cares about us <3
ah missa has been given a caprisun.
q just wants to give him desserts- missa is playing “capricup” where he’s throwing the caprisun in a wine cup. this man is 30. “if the government sees this they’re going to deport us” QUACKITY-
“WHY IS EVERYTHING DOUGH?! QUACKITY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE GIVEN ME IS JUST THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT FORMS?! THIS IS JUST A FRIED BURRITO” they bite into the weird fried sugar dough balls “it’s got nothing. it’s just dough.”
the churros are apparently so hard that you can hear it. q got sugar in his eyes.
HE GOT THE FUCKING JUICE ALL OVER THE TOWEL AND STARTED DRINKING WITHOUT A STRAW SIDEWAYS- AND THEN PUT A STRAW AND NOW Q IS SAYING THAT HES GOING TO KILL MISSA AFTER STREAM
TLDR: missa sinfonia is a fucking menace bastard and i think he deserves to be treated like it.
i should note that most quotes are semi paraphrased as i was both liveblogging and translating from my second language to my first language so that’s why some things aren’t one to one translated. except for the fried dough section. that part is actually mostly one to one.
<MissaSinf (ES)> Don't worry, my shield is Lula, she defends me from everything
<MissaSinf (ES)> I'm not in danger
<MissaSing (ES)>if I have such a Lula with me