#mj's dumbassercy

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I feel like genin Sasuke would give Kakashi (for his bday) a card that says "you're old"

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Orochimaru, taking their time doing their skincare and makeup before training Sasuke: 😌💅💄

Sasuke, barging into Oro's room because Orochimaru is 5 minutes late:

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I feel like post-shippuden Sasuke would've said he was going on a redemption journey but not going on one.

I can imagine Naruto and Sakura being like, "I wonder where Sasuke is." "I hope he's doing alright."

Meanwhile Sasuke’s at the beach with Taka. Karin is reading. Juugo is feeding the birds. Suigetsu is in the water. And Sasuke is napping.

Kakashi tells Nart and Sakura that he's sure Sasuke’s fine and that he's strong and they shouldn't doubt that he can take care of himself while knowing damn well that Sasuke’s just chilling with his other friends. His thought process is " as long as Sasuke isn't doing anything illegal and is doing fine idc"

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Sasuke: hey, remember that time I tried to stab you?

Orochimaru: you'll have to be more specific

Sasuke: the time I used those knives you got me for my birthday

Orochimaru: yeah

Sasuke: what color nail polish were you wearing, because I love it.

Kabuto, wishing those two would be normal for once in their lives: you were looking at Orochimaru-sama's nails while trying to murder them?!

Orochimaru: priorities, Kabuto

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Sasuke: my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised a winner.

Orochimaru: your mom died when you were like 7. She didn't raise you, I did. Now go kick ass

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They're so cute

He's too pretty

It's rude to ignore other's Ciel!!! Lord, kids these days have no manners

I swear, kids these fucking days lack manners. Be nice to Soma, he's a sweetheart

Noooooooooo, Agni😭😭😭😭

He's so cute and nice, I love him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

In life, I am as subtle as Soma

He's using the good ol' wear-them-out tactic. My therapist recommends it when you need an answer by a date and they don't reply

1. Learn to fucking knock, you're just like my mom 2. If I were Cole, I'd have dragged Soma to Ciel and told him to please stop his friend from stalking me

Cuel, bby boy, don't be a hypocrite 😅😅😅

Ciel really had him digging like a fucking dog. Good.

Ciel is that person on the group project that didn't do shit but takes credit

Knowing what I know, this line is foul

This bitch better hope Sebastian gets to him before I do because the fucking demon would be nicer. Coles eres un hijo de puta mal parido.

Erwin is here to save the day!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah!!! Sasageyo or whatever

Of course Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and that one guy from MHA are here, too.

Translation: Cole you fucking idiot. No wonder none of the other houses wanted you

Ik it's supposed to be dramatic, but I fucking laughed

Daddy's home

Truly, everyone wants Ciel

Last episode, Sebastian cheated. This episode is Ciel's turn

Why does this feel like some sort of marriage proposal? Why do this in a church?? Ciel already cheated once today, don't cuck Sebastian pls

He's smiling so he doesn't cry

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You (often) can tell that the character design is good when you can tell the characters apart based on silhouette alone.

I fondly remember my school days, back when I was tied up /s Anyway, 10/10 on the visual

I need a man like this, someone help me find him

The trick is tired if doing your work for you...

Y'all, Erwin is too interested in CIel... please don't let my bby boy get dragged into the Survey Corps, he won't survive😭😭😭

idc what the P4 are talking about, I want to drink whatever Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way is making.

At least someone is suspicious.

Clayton, baby, you're supposed to be in the smart house, don't you find it a bit suspicious???? He made the dining room look brand new. I doubt someone could do that so quickly, even if it were their "hobby"

Thanks for being a snitch, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.

Oh, the moment someone else shows interest you become suspicious?? Are you jealous Ebony wants Ciel at his haunted house-looking dorm? Settle it like real nobility, through a duel.

*chanting* Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel! Also:

They really do all want him.

Man really is Erwin.

Maybe, just maybe, you should keep your mouth shut bb. Also, I thought you were from England, not fucking Alabama.

Heather doesn't care that people died.

No need to do my poor boy like that, he isn't ugly. At least he studies, unlike you, Regina.

idk his name, but I can see why Heather keeps him around.

So the whole school has a crush on him? Understandable.

I see the sebaciel shippers keep being fed

This is some Mean Girls type shit.

He ate the leaves too????? Did he not watch Solar's latest strawberry mukbang???

Take the tops off and eat, Ciel!!!!!

Lil Mr Hypocrite

I love Sebastian

He looks like Claude...

I know you're a demon, but chill. jfc

My boy is here!!!!!!!

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Orochimaru and Kabuto: *arguing about something in front of Sasuke*

Orochimaru: *gasps* *covers Sasuke’s ears* How could you say that in front of our son?!?!?!

Sasuke, who was spacing out: ?????

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Sasuke, when he doesn't want to spend his own money: Oi, Kakashi! Remember that one time you tied me to a tree and told me to give up on my dreams? That sucked

Kakashi, who is used to it by now: you know you can just ask me to buy you an iced americano, right?

Sasuke: I like seeing you squirm.

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Orochimaru: There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular sensei, I'm a cool sensei. Right, Sasuke? Sasuke: Please stop talking.

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I feel like Sasuke (right out of prison) would live with Kakashi and use him as an excuse not to go/do things.

Naruto: There's this party-

Sasuke: Lord Sixth says I'm not allowed to go to parties

Kakashi: you need to be more social

Sasuke: 3 days ago you left a get-together early because "Sasuke is very cranky today and shouldn't be left alone for too long"

Kakashi: that's different.

Sasuke: continue arguing with me and I'll get the ninken to side with me

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The "whoa-oa" the rest let out when they saw this is very me-codded.

Erwin what are you doing here??? My man got isekaied into Kuroshitsuji

What Shōjo did this man escape from?

One of these is called  Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and is a vampire but his teeth are straight and white. He also loves hot topic and wears a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots,black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. And you'll never guess which one it is.

Average Tuesday for O!Ciel

I'll excuse the catchphrase only because you're hot

I can't blame you, I'd also try to get him to come to me.

Call me a hater if you want, but I hate this office. I wouldn't get shit done, I'd be looking at the pretty windows or the pendulum. Also, I don't like the lighting.

I was gonna make a joke but decided against it. But I will say that I love how no one helped him.

I hate that we didn't get to see O!Ciel's whole signature. I was planning to commit identity theft (not like he hasn't done it as well)

Mate, go get that head injury checked out, JFC

From the perspective of someone who hasn't read the manga, this sounds... kinda sketchy ngl

Oh God, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way kidnapped him

Dude, chill. This is a school, not a Vogue photoshoot.

They made the art kids live in a haunted house.

All art kids have alexandria's genesis

If I were Seb, I'd snap. Imagine putting so much effort into cleaning that room and someone else takes all the credit

This looks so pretty

The ED is too fucking pretty

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I like to think that in an AU where Sasuke stayed in the village, whenever Kakashi had to leave on a solo mission, Sasuke would get up to shit. Like leaving the village and tailing an ANBU team or smth. And Kakashi returning to having to deal with the aftermath of whatever Sasuke did.

I also like to think that he slowly got Taka into the village. Like, I can imagine Kakashi returning to find Sasuke at like a river with Suigetsu and being like, "Sasuke, did you kidnap someone?!?!?!?"

Next time, he returns from a mission, Suigetsu (apparently that was the boy's name and he's from the Mist) complaining and Sasuke braiding a red-haired girl's hair.

The next few times, Sasuke didn't bring anyone new, but the trio got up to so much shit. And then, BAM! Juugo is there, and Sasuke is helping him plant a garden.

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Okay, hear me out, KakaSasu, gallows marriage! AU (X)

Where Sasuke is about to be executed, but Kakashi steps out, saying he'll marry Sasuke.

Where Kakashi’s guilt and care for Sasuke lead him to do this. Where Sasuke's guilt for all he's done makes him want to reject Kakashi, but the other man won't let him reject it.

Where they have to put aside any differences (Sasuke feeling unworthy of this and Kakashi wanting to help Sasuke but not being quite sure how and kinda driving Sasuke into a corner) to make their marriage work.

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I feel like most people in Konoha would think Kakashi would be the hornier one, yknow cause he has the reputation of being a pervert and all. But ( IMO ) they'd be wrong.

I feel like their first time just happens "naturally" and it's Kakashi who initiates.

From then, it's Sasuke who initiates. He can't get enough of Kakashi’s hands, mouths, and cock. The door to Kakashi’s office has to be kept open whenever Sasuke dropped by because if left alone there, Sasuke would just get on his knees or bend over the desk.

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I feel like Karin would be the type to not wear makeup. She'd have a skincare routine but not wear makeup. The few times she does, it'd be natural. (ETA: it's also canon that she has experimented on 1+ person during her time with Oro. We don't really know exactly what kind of experiments those were or what chemicals were used (if any), and I doubt Karin (being as smart as she is) would risk anything. I do think she'd wear makeup (more of a "clean girl" makeup) but not much, perhaps just lipgloss (but imo, i wouldn't even wear it during experimenting since lipgloss doesnt last long on me and it's normally suggested that cosmetics should not be applied while in a lab)

I can def see Sasuke being really good at all things makeup. He's Orochimaru’s student, so of course, he knows how to do some sharp eyeliner. He probably doesn't wear much more than eye makeup. But I can def see him liking graphic liners.

I feel like Sui would not be into makeup, but he'd be into very shiny stuff. Like, he'd see a glittery lipgloss in Sasuke’s room, and he'd take it.

I think Juugo would only apply moisturizer and sunscreen. I feel like he'd be one of those people who have perfect skin without even trying.