#mod kromer ⚒️

[warpcorphusbandry]

(Hi Kromer. Popup!)

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL?

>YES >YES

y...yes???

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[limbiverse]

panenis

Panenis ....

[warpcorphusbandry]

(As more time goes on at Kromer's station, the more the caffeine-scented blue, red and portal-colored blur appears more)

[Would you try to catch this caffeinated blur, Kromer?]

@sinclair-soups

...so, i think this is starting to become a bit of an issue at the station... i guess i'll have to try and catch that blur, then. (i really REALLY dont get enough pay for this,)

[Kromer makes a few poor attempts to grab at the blur flickering about, but the mysterious entity seems to be just out of reach every time. Still, she's not giving up - if she manages to stop this problem, her manager might actually consider giving her a raise.]

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[warpcorphusbandry]

damn it, just... just die already! how many more times do i need to hit you?!

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[warpcorphusbandry]

i hope i dont have to fight my fucked up shadow self today

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[warpcorphusbandry]

...i just got back from the most traumatic experience of my life, and i'm already covered in limbi.

what's going on?

well, these are actually feral limblets - they're pretty much babies. you can see the runt on my belt. i haven't seen these limbi before, though - are they even limbi? is this... some subspecies of ruinas or lobcorps that i don't know about?

...i can worry about that later. these little guys need rehoming. anybody want a bunch of clockheads?

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[warpcorphusbandry]

Heyhey, mod Tomerry and mod Kromer here! Due to the current situation going on with limbus being a little stressy for us, we're likely taking a short break, we don't know how long it will be for but the remaining asks in our inbox will be answered once we get back. It seems a little silly, but the projmoon series means a lot to us, so this is affecting us a fair bit.

For anyone who isn't aware of the situation, we would honestly just recommend looking into it yourself, because its pretty nuanced and we don't trust ourselves to explain it properly. Honestly, not even we know exactly what's going down yet.

Stay safe, and enjoy your journey, passengers. We'll be back shortly.

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[warpcorphusbandry]

recently, i've been unable to focus on my work with the limbi... i keep hearing this strange voice in my head. it doesn't really sound like me, but it... she... sounds sunny... and warm...

anybody else experiencing this?

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[warpcorphusbandry]

Uujm. I was 5'1 / 154cm before i got my bones ttaken

ok i guess thats old and little enough aheem heem

i am homosexual

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[warpcorphusbandry]

for the last time please stop taking your limbi onto warp trains unless youre putting them in cargo or keeping them in a carrier or else they might get lost while exploring and stuck somewhere .i just had to pull a faust out of an engine and thankfully she didnt take too long to revert but like... still. keep your limbi (especially fausts, theyre VERY curious) in cargo or carrier only!!!

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[warpcorphusbandry]

how do i adopt a limbus this is for science

you should be able to find some at adoption centers - for example, i believe a few blogs give out limbi, and at w corp we have a box of stray limbi?

mentioning stray limbi, you can also pick up any strays you find off of the street, but i would be careful here because some can be aggressive

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[warpcorphusbandry]

can anybody hear me..?

i don't know what's going on. i don't know where i am. whatever's posting on the blog, that isnt me.

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[warpcorphusbandry]

OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE STATION OH MY GOD

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[warpcorphusbandry]

how do you look EXACTLY like a kromer

flawless genetics !! also something something dimension shenanigans but im not legally allowed to get into the meat of that subject or else my boss is going to turn me inside out

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[warpcorphusbandry]

(A familar face is walking towards Kromer after having a (one sided. The boy didn't really see it as one) "argument" with Dongbaek. Looks like it's Tsubasa.) (@sinclair-soups)

YOU 🫵 YOURE THAT GROWN ASS MAN THAT ACCIDENTALLY PORTALED INTO MY STATION 🫵

[Obviously, to most people, Tsubasa is not a 'grown ass man'. Unfortunately Kromer is not most people... and also, she's a little on edge after seeing the whole apostle thing go down.]

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[warpcorphusbandry]

Hi kromer i think this reminds me. Of you. Very haunted and silly. Enjoy the photo

this IS a photo of me .youre just messing with me right .this is just a picture of me in my childhood

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