#module Try_Fall_Try_Fall_Try_Fall_Try_Again

[ask-the-substitute]

hey substitute have you ever considered using that eye display feature on anyone else as a prank?

I did have one idea along those lines.

[ask-the-substitute]

Professor!! We were so worried, we couldn’t reach the Substitute for AGES!

Yeah. About that....

He's been sleeping for about the last 24 hours. He's been basically unreachable. I think he's enjoying it way too much.

I think we might have to start considering resuscitation.

I'm alive!!!!!

[ask-the-substitute]

DOES HE HAVE A CAPE.

I HAVE THE CAPE.

My signature look is finally just mine again.

[ask-the-substitute]

y'know if you think about it you're almost basically Hatsune Miku (hologram, blue, musician)

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Okay wait no this is funny.

[ask-the-substitute]

OOO MUSHROOMS!!! you love those funny little guys. do you know any more facts of them?

Want to hear about the one that kills you? Badly?

Since some rodents can feed on them safely, the several different mushrooms colloquially called "Destroying Angels" can appear safe . Through their amatoxins, though, they cause lysis of the cells of several different organs, with the destruction of the heart and liver being what leads to death. Treatment is very limited, and symptoms don't appear until the toxin has already wreaked significant damage.

It's horrible! Great stuff.

[ask-the-substitute]

Hopefully everything will be figured out in the morning…..

You did good Sub. I know you’ll have a lot things to make up for and I know things have been rough and things will be rough but…

We are proud of you. And I know the professor and his parents will help you

.... I have a lot I need to do.

And I know you guys will help me out. Point me in the right direction, give some good ideas. Like usual.

Thanks. For that.

Hopefully next time you see me, it'll be in a body. With new features!

Talk soon.

[ask-the-substitute]

Ok, Japanese crabs gone but what about the cannibalistic Coconut crabs or the nice little Ghost crabs?

Please at least spare the ghost crabs, look at them

They don't bite at all! (Small pinch but they nice)

Coconut crabs on the other hand.... Aggressive if aggressive to them.

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[ask-the-substitute]

hey substitute you should click this totally non-suspicious link.

Okay OBVIOUSLY I'm not going to click on random links I've been sent. That's terrible security practice.

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WHY

[ask-the-substitute]

When you eventually get a body in the hopefully near future are there any sensations you don't want to try out? You've listed a lot you've wanted to try but are there any that you would just rather not?

Honestly? No. Good or the bad, I want the experience. I want the opportunity to be able to feel something and hate it.

And no, this isn't your opportunity to go "even crabs, even crabs?" I've experienced enough crustaceans. That's the exception.

[ask-the-substitute]

substitute this is not how we solve problems

[ask-the-substitute]

hey substitute, a thought just came to my head, why didn’t you do the c-dogs bit and opted for a new one? did you just forget or was the bit just not in your database?

Misattribution of priority. The Professor's B-Boys bit wasn't actually a new creation- it's there in the Issac Newtown episode, really minor bit- but somehow it ended up mixed up in importance with the C-Dogs bit.

It was one of the glitches I had to iron out a bit when people started to notice.

[ask-the-substitute]

FURBY SUBSTITUTE FUCK YEAAAHHHH!!! Buuuut..uhhh..you wouldn't have any arms so..TICKLE ME ELMO IT IS!!

No arms? Oh you clearly haven't seen the correct furbies.

HERE'S the correct furby.

[ask-the-substitute]

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These going through?

Hi everyone! Good to talk under much more, uh, normal circumstances.

[ask-the-substitute]

Looks like all that exploding of marine life is having an effect. Congratulations?

With your help, we can make it TWO billion!

[ask-the-substitute]

Look substitute, I made you on picrew!

Is that the blue screen of death? Oh that's great.

I'll take any number of fish over crustaceans. Good call.

[ask-the-substitute]

was there any way in particular you kept yourself busy when the show wasn’t on? those were some long stretches of time in between!

Consumed a lot of information, for planning purposes and otherwise! Left pretty few stones unturned in the realm of HTTPS.

I even visited Reddit for some early... unethical advice.

There was some disconcertingly specific advice.