#more animes need to have weird women i feel like im failing as a lesbian and it's THIS SHOWS FAULT

[huraiyra]

"why is angry Bob sandwich icon posting so much Dungeon Meshi content" bc I'm weirdly attracted to every single character in the show. for no reason. Laios. Marcille. Chilchuck. Senshi. Falin. Kabru. there's something about them. help me.

[sealedbeastnue]

ayyy im watching like , a shitload, of anime this season. so im doing like 1-2 sentence Initial Reviews to show my contempt for anime (its because I dont have time haha)

get ready for Jokes.gif

symphogear S4: everyone is hot. lesbians are buff and have terrifyingly arousing voices and everything is off the fucking rails already at episode 4 watch this show

isekai restauraunt: earth gentrifier scams medieval AU out of hard earned silver coins because theyve never had grilled cheese or fried chicken

youkai apartment: touhou except its not, this actually ended up good despite being really plain and i’m kind of digging the sincerity and weight of it

skirt no naka: trap moar

knight’s & magic: trap moar also this is kind of cool and has subtle humor

fate apocrypha: TRAP MOAR and this is of course one of the top shows this season who didnt see that coming? classic fate PLOT TWISTS

princess principal: steampunk except not obnoxious and with, again, scary girls who are tough and get shit done. I keep rewatching scenes because its so good

centaur no nayami: if youre going to adapt strong source material you have to either 1) dynamic animation 2) interesting art style 3) good music 4) strong body posing instead of Standing and Sitting, pick 2-3 and not 0 instead

action heroine cheer fruits: budget sakura quest with actually some cool fight animation? I’m into this its just silly enough without being irritating or dumb

the reflection: old man fails to make superhero anime

kakegurui: SHALL WE GAMBLE? (fapping furiously against a gun)

ballroom e youkoso: this show was written by a aliems. I dont understand a goddamn thing thats going on or any of the style choices. (close to dropped)

shoukoku no altair: sleeper hit, its about “Turkey” and “European Politics” pre “World War 1″ this show is fucking hype and doesnt pull punches. and has the best ED illustrations of the season

vatican miracle examiners: CHRIST MEMES I dunno boyz im just here to have some fun with this silly shit (though I think its actually getting good now)

classroom of the elite: kind of a budget kakegurui but its neat, I like just how fucked everyone is and how nobody realizes theyre a bunch of assholes. cant wait 4 these kids to be completely ruined forever.

hajimete no gal: I still havent determined whether this show is misogynist trash or whether it’s chugging respect women juice but im leanin towards the latter

hina logi: its not gripping me for some reason because it’s very, extremely fluffy, but this show is sorta gay and has an AWESOME OP animation/song full package. its not bad I probably need to give it more attention and respect to enjoy it more

netsuzou trap: sexual violence has never made me feel this filthy and wrong! hooray! (close to dropped)

nana maru san batsu: were you in quiz bowl in school? (TUCKS HAIR BEHIND EAR) ITS TIME TO D_D_D_D_D_-dd-d--d-d-D_D DUEL

made in abyss: another sleeper hit, this is top 5 of the season for sure. the worldbuilding and subtlety is top tier and the animation outshines most animated films you need to watch this

gamers!: came for the Possible Memeworthyness, staying for the I Dont Know If This Is Good Yet but it might actually be good. we are all gamers though I dont really know whats up with main girl she spent episode 2 drooling and starin idfk whats going on my dudes

tenshi no 3P!: die (dropped)

touken ranbu: its about boys and it has weird kind of awkward animation. I was hoping for a 4th TRAP MOAR this season but it looks like this one’s not for me also shakycam does NOT belong in animation. (dropped)

aho girl: not my type of comedy but I guess not bad (dropped)

clione no akari: I have no idea if this is good but based on the simplicity I’m guessing no, its not very interesting. (close to dropped)

smartphone: fuck you (dropped)

keppeki danshi: this might be ok for people who like Boys and Comedy Sort Of. watch if you like those things I think this could be a good show but I aint about that life. (dropped)

18if: No.    (dropped)

battle girl high school: Stop making shows now (dropped)

yami shibai S5:  ?????? ???????reality is breaking down around me (dropped)

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holdovers and other stuff:

castlevania netflix anime: dude this was really fucking cool I was amazed. so much viscera and awesome animation I highly enjoyed and lookin forward to S2

sin nanatsu no taizai: please come back... why did your studio shut down please I just want closure... , _____ , bub...

maid dragon specials: WHY ARE THESE BACK? PLEASE PUT THEM AWAY

sakura quest: best, best best tier. best fucking tier you need to watch this show about young adults finding their place in the world right now.

granblue fantasy: “eh” (dropped)

re:creators: noooooooooooo idea

stella jogakuin koutou-ka c3-bu: more girls with guns and fucking weirdos? I’m all over it.

seikon no kwaser: I, too, like breast milk.

[sundrenched-smilez]

odd numbers for the lesbian asks! (if it's too many just do every 4th one maybe?)

1. Femme or butch? 

for type, im vry easily wooed by butches tbh

as for myself, im genderfluid + heavily lean towards butch-ish for one gender + have been gettin more comf w that term for myself. the 3 genders i switch between, ive described as sharp, dainty and tired, for reason of not really being comf w gender labels aside from nonbinary. sharp/tired r kinda butchish, moreso sharp. like leather jackets, ripped jeans, dress pants/shirts, defs flannels (which r a given for any mood im in tbh) while tired is like mb softer, more focused on flannels + loose tank tops/shirts, shorts + certain skirts, comfy clothes, and the like   

ive found that i’m leaning more towards butch lately too, like i’ve been a lot more comfortable with pants and a nice top than i have w dresses or most skirts + im wondering if i was just hanging on to femininity for sake of society, so those r things 2 think abt. i still feel comf in them sometimes, but it’s getting much less often. gender’s weird, i still cant cling to one bc of how pressuring that is so genderfluidity is still smth for me + it shifting to different percentages is okay (im thinking out loud @ this point, but its helping so i hope its interesting to read)

3. Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?

both, but primarily flannels/plaid buttion-ups

5. Describe your aesthetic

aaahh theres a lot of diff aesthetics i could go into, but i have a tag if ur interested in a visual representation? basically, cosy homes, forests, wooden steps and bridges, cats, girls/nbs, water, plants, and old video game stuff, and clouds/skies. i’m sure there’s more in there, but for a good rule of thumb !! as for like dressing aesthetic, i like to look rly gay + attractive and a lil showy? like my shorts r Short and i love crop tops + a lot of my shirts show my bra thru them, + i like showing it when i can, like sports bra + a tank top is a fav look of mine bc i can make it look like my bra is a trim on the shirt + it’s cute. i’ve been wearing dresses less often, but occasionally, i like to rock one. id love a pair of combat boots but i have like size 11/12 feet + most stores dont carry that size + im hesitant to buy some online. 

7. Favorite pair of shoes?

its rly hard to find any, i have like walmart converse knockoffs atm + theyre a beige/grey color im not that huge on, it kinda reminds me of sandalwood but depressed

9. Any haircut goals for the future? 

there was the undercut!! and i have that down now c: next step is to dye it blue and mb some purple. i wanna bleach it if i’m gonna dye it, but im hesitant to do that bc of how damaging it is, but since my hair’s been cut a cpl time almost all the color is out now, so i think itll b ok if i take good care of it. 

11. Describe the worst date you’ve been on

i went to a cafe w someone (i think they were nb but i cant remember, it was like 2 yrs ago about ) and they were impossible to talk to bc they just kept saying “im awkward sorry” @ everything and like any conversations i tried to maintain were all one-shot responses, and like that was a lil frustrating. like i dont hold it against them or anything, more in a sense of i was rly tryin 2 carry it and just couldnt 

13. If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

whooh i wish i was taken, i need affection + to b cute w someone 

15. Describe your dream wedding

hmmmm i havent thought much about it !! i know when i was younger i wanted to wear a black wedding dress but now im thinkin mb a suit that switches to dress @ the bottom?? that could b cool. I’d be happy w anything tbh, if im getting married, i’d just b happy to be w my wife/spouse. mb somewhere in a forest or on a boat would b cool, defs lots of good food and colorful flowers. I’d like a lot of color, most weddings ive been to are just b/w and bland for my taste (they’ve also all been straight tho so theres that.) it’s kind of wild to think that i might b married someday, but it’d b rly nice. i just haven’t thought much abt the planning of one. it’d b rly gay tho, probs give out tiny gay flags at each seat, and the cake could b lesbian flag colors. im rly drawing a blank on this, but i know id want all my friends around the country + world to be there. 

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

i definitely want to live in a port town at some point !! idk where i’d like to settle down, ideally somewhere that doesnt get much hotter than 90 degrees + has lots of parks + is big enough for some events, like pride stuff, little festivals, a farmer’s market, and places to do things, such as a movie theater, bowling alley, mb an aquarium, if not one in a nearby town. hiking trails r also good. 

19. Favorite lesbian novel/story?

on a sunbeam!!! its a huge inspiration for me, and i love it so much. it always puts me in such a good mindset when i read it, and the artist is my age, so it makes me feel like I can also accomplish great things if i rly put my heart into it!! which is such a good feeling, and it has great representation + characters that i love, and its rly gay, and in space and theres ships shaped like fish + its gorgeous : D i could go on for hrs abt it + how important it is to me. theres an nb character too, and like the aspect of found families is one that rly hits home and it helped me get thru a rough time of my life + better accept myself as queer/gay. 

21. Favorite lesbian musician?

adult mom (tho i think they’re bi but still gay), or hayley kiyoko

23. Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?

i think so, but i can’t place when, it’s been a bit. 

25. Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?

talking abt being gay w other girls/nbs is lovely and cathartic, i never got to growing up bc i lived in a homophobic town + i was like dealing heavily with internalized homophobia and body/gender dysphoria so i was ace for a bit. talking more abt like sexual attraction + aesthetic attraction is new to me, and that’s been a process to get to, but it’s nice that I can now do so w/o being belittled or barraged by insult. i also just love the thought of being w someone, and daydreaming abt when that happens is really nice. also,, girls + nbs r a blessing and brighten my day and im so glad im attracted 2 them 

27. Turn ons?

absolutely communication, that’s a need. i had a bad experience w someone bc she wasn’t communicative at all, and failed to tell me that we weren’t dating despite us going on several dates + kissing??? like i wont go too into it, but hatchi matchi it was a mess. so yeah, communication, affection, and like reassurance that they actually want to be with me, and that my presence is wanted and enjoyed. I got a lot of “i dont care”s for answers last sort-of relationship, and that was rly discouraging. another turn on is for them to initiate talking and things, like holding hands or planning to hang out + such. consent is another big one. 

29. Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?

i usually tend to ask them out, but im still dealing w internalized junk, so its difficult. i also havent any situations in which they liked me back, which is frustrating. like i got lead on earlier summer for abt a month until i asked what we were doing + didnt rly get an answer, and it was this whole mess. i generally try to make the first move tho, bc i know firsthand how difficult it is, but that being said, it’s still hard for me to know for sure if theyre interested + i dont wanna make things uncomf w them, so i’ll wait until i think there might b attraction. that being said, once that’s all out of the way, i like to consider myself a good flirt when im trying. 

31. Talk about your interests or hobbies!

i have lots of interests!! im obsessed w steven universe, its my fav show (and if u ever have time, we should totally watch it together sometime, i rly think you’d love it, it’s super gay + heartwarming.) i really love playing music and learning new songs, which im rly great at memorizing. talking to friends + gettin 2 know them better is always nice and fun. i like to draw new things + see the different ways ppl draw, so seeing art on here is always fun for me. i’m also rly into polygon videos (it’s a youtube channel, not like videos abt polygon haha) and this podcast called the adventure zone. season one just ended, so i might start listening to another one called friends at the table. i rly wanna start a podcast w someone, but can never find anyone to start it with. idk what I’d talk abt but if i could find a partner for it, i think it’d be a lot of fun. mb smth abt games or books/queer representation in media. doing a dnd podcast would also b rly fun, but a lot of work + editing so mb later down the road !! im blanking on other interests atm, but animations and cartoons r lovely and i aim to make something in that field one day, if not just a comic.

my hobbies r mostlyyyy drawing, dnd things now every thursday, hanging w my friends, playing video games, sometimes writing (i rly wanna start a comic, and im tryin to get my butt into gear on it), goin to parks, listening to music, and goin 2 events w roe + cesar, two of my friends. sometimes ill play music!! i need to get more than the keyboard i’m lending, but i love performing. ill also watch leg birds on youtube, theyre a lesbian couple that plays gams + theyre rly sweet. 

33. Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?

its easy for me to love friends, doesnt usu take me more than a few months of knowing them if were talking a lot. as for falling in love, that takes me a lot longer. ive never rly been in love w someone. i thought i was once, but rly it was just my first gay experience w someone and i wanted it to be perfect so i projected a lot of things + made it better than it seemed to myself for the duration of it, which wasn’t healthy, so i wanna avoid doing that again, + take things slower next time. or at least for what they are. 

35. Ever fallen for a straight girl?

a few times, they were just crushes tho, so it wasnt too too bad

37. Favorite comfort food?

hot cocoa or tea. as for food food, i dont think i have one. mb french toast or cinnamon rolls. 

39. Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?

i used to be a vegetarian!! for like a yr, but it was difficult for me to eat and feel full, and i was pretty underweight, so i stopped. 

41. Early-riser or night-owl?

both, i tend to stay up, but getting up early can be nice if i dont have to do anything. like just gently waking + making some tea and a nice breakfast + sittin around for a bit. 

43. What is your Myers-Briggs type?

enfp-a 

45. At what age did you know you were a lesbian?

i think like 16-17? it took me a bit to get words for identity, like lesbian/nonbinary and the like, but i always knew, like id call myself an individual as opposed to gendered terms that i was referred to, and always felt rly yucky w deadname + the wrong pronouns

47. Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?

ive got one crush atm !! and another person who seems nice, but i wanna hang out w before like thinking abt a crush (im poly, which perhaps goes w/o saying, but i always like to state it when talking abt these things, jic )

49. Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

i’d like a partner or two, to get some bongos- i got to play some a couple weeks ago, and it was the most fun i’ve had playing anything!! having smth with an instant response that i could make up rhythms with was really rewarding and so much fun. i know i want a cat at some point, to go on cute dates + cuddle and kiss a lot w someone, to visit my friends in other places, dye my hair, get a better job, to travel a bit, make a comic, go to college for animation and storyboarding, mb go to camp at some point, and I’d like to make some more friends here, i’m already making some, which i’m super happy about, but it’s always nice meeting new ppl 

thank u for asking!! this was relaxing + fun, and a lot of the topics were cathartic to talk about, and i needed it. so thanks for listening too kinda

also im queen of commas, i’ve discovered while typing this

[blancofuego]

all 91 of the nsfw asks lol

1:When did you lose your virginity?162: Rough sex or soft sex?Rough3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?Bdsm but I don't think it's too unusual 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?Playground castle or Jc penny changing room5: Favourite sex position?Doggy6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?Dominant7: Have you ever had any one night stands?A few but mostly happened more than once with the women8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?Bed9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?Yeah a few but not as into that now I'm older10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?Nope!11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?My superman undies or my baby blue briefs12: How often do you have sex? Idk depends on the week13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?Yes a few and the gf agrees too lol14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?Giving15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?No idea16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?I got a whole sax jams playlist full of sex songs for every occasion 😈17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?See above answer18: Are you into dressing up for sex?Fuck yeah anime waifus for life19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?Shower cause I'm not a bath fan20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?One of the super hot cosplayers I follow probably lol21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?Yes and we're looking for more ladies to join us 😁😉22: Do you/would you use sex toys?I have a ton and love using em23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?It's 2017 so yes24: Would you have sex with your best friend?Nope too weird25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)Chug water26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?Ear kisses27: Early morning sex or late night sex?Late night28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?So tough. Hips are great, boobs are amazing, butt are wonderful, there's too much to choose from29: Favourite body part on the same sex?Idk not into the same sex!30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:Im an open book so I don't hide things31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:I feel like that's relative. Can't think of any too weird32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]Nope33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:Yeah if both people are comfortable with it34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:None it just makes things sticky 35: Worst possible time to get horny:Around parents?36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?Yes37: How much fapping is too much fapping:When your dick falls off probably38: Best sexual complement you ever got:Someone once told me I ate pussy like a god. I was very flattered39: Favorite foreplay activities:Playing with titties while rubbing her clit40: What do you wear to bed?Boxers41: When was the first time you masturbated:No idea42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?Yes a few and some on here43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?I don't remember but yes I have44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?I have but not so into now45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?Yes and looking for more46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?Just my hand47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?Lesbian yes but not gay porn cause I'm not into it48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)Yes cause it feels nice duh49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?So fucking hot50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?I'd feel odd cause it most likely wouldn't be as fun and interesting as the sex I like is51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?Hot sauce would probably be just fucking awful52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?I guess pornstar since I'm sure it's safer. Sex workers have to deal with so much I'm not envious of what they put up with53: Do you watch porn?Yes54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?Not that I remember55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?Yeah but I'd rather not56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?No but I prefer shaved. I have a thing about body hair so that's just my preference57: If you could give yourself head, would you?Nah seems like it would be uncomfortable 58: Booty or Boobs?Both fuck choosing59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)Nope!60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?Masturbate, play with boobs, dye my hair like a mermaid, take pics to save, and maybe see if I can get free food from a dude61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?Yes it's so hot I get off to it62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?Yep as I was doing the same63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?Probably64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)Good ole hand stuff65. What is your bra/penis size?If someone wants to know they can measure themselves lol66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?Nothing67. When was the last time you masturbated?Last night68. When was the last time you had sex?Saturday69. When was the last time you watched porn?Last night70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?I don't remember the first but the last ones we got a better dildo for the strap on after winning like $300 in toys last month71. Guys:Circumsized?Yep no hood on me72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?Ears or just back rubs73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?Dick74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?Yes76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?Not in a long time but sex dreams happen a lot77. Which wet dream was your favorite?Can't remember, prob a threesome one78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?A few79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?Mei is bae80. Favorite sexual position?Doggy, again81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?I'd probably laugh82. Are you into any BDSM?Yeah pretty into it now 😎😈83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?Yeah they weren't single84. Do you like dirty talk?Sure85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?Quiet but I gotta work on that 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?Yes by their roommate or parents 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?So many just depends on my mood88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?Yeah I have89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?Isn't that a common reason to?90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?Already answered91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?A few but I'm not getting with any of them anymoreTHERE! That's all of em!