#more direct translation bc its More Psychological Damage than the official one. why did they remove some parts man

[spheredotorb]

hes calling hfor help hes calling for help i can hear him saying カービィ(kirby) and タスケテ(tasukete/"help me") i can tfucking do this

and then the special page text YELLLLSSSSSSSSSS YELLING SCREAMING. SOBBING AUGHGHHHG

"You know, Kirby, I don't really like you. Even when you realized you've been duped, you just sat there with a puzzled stare. I hate having to rely on you so many times... but I don't care anymore. Kirby of the Stars... Hurry, break this thing on my head. Then...kukuku...I can tease you again!"

ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEE