#more millennial thirst traps please

[literaryspinster]

She.

[anestheticx]

As a millennial, if you’re Gen Z and loath us, I have one paragraph for you to decipher. It’s more than a few minutes of reading so even I will have trouble paying attention but I’ll try to keep it under 30 seconds. YALL. BASIC. Gen Z hating TWATLOAVES wouldn’t know what a damn MEME was if we didn’t create them. KTHNX. AS IF. TALK TO THE HAND. WEeeeeeeEeeeeeeeE made it so your internet wasn’t DIAL UP so you could call your mom AND WANK off to your OnlyFans thirst trap simultaneously WITHOUT HAVING TO CHOOSE. EAT A BAG OF SALTY GLUTEN FREE DICKS WITH YALL NASTY, MOLDY ASS JOE DIRT LOOKIN MULLETS MY TAMAGOTCHI IS STILL ALIVE AND MY AOL ACCOUNT IS FUNCTIONAL EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT AND BLINK 182 was better WITH TOM DELONGE AND YOUR OVERSIzed dRoP cRoTch PANTS MAKE YOU LOOK GERIATRIC with that tiny ass shirt that looks like you bought it in the infant section of WALMart. PLEASE BRinG BACK NORMAL FUCKINNNGG SHIRTSSSSSSS. *cries, deep breath* SO EITHER band together with us to defeat the B00mers OR PERISHHHHHHHHhhhhhbiychhhhhahatatahh